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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:17 pm
by TheMalteseDart
UK Open Team Malt Round up:
Scott Baker lost 6-3 to Andreas Harrrysson round 1. 82 average, won't cut it.
Andy Boulton lost 6-3 round 2 to Matt Dennant. Won a game I guess, but hoped for better
Steve Lennon lost 6-5 to Dom Taylor in Round 2. Actually did alright in this game, quite unlucky.
Mario Vandenbogaerde lost 10-7 to Schindler in Round 4. Decent as he won 2 games, quite happy with that.
Ritchie Edhouse lost 10-6 to Capy in round 4, 88 average. Worrying form.
Martin Lukeman lost 10-5 to Asp in Round 4, wasn't great, but tough draw.
Connor Scutt lost 10-7 to Damon Heta in Round 5, good tournament with 2 wins including a great win v Price
Ryan Searle lost 10-0 to Luke Humphries in Round 5. Embarrassing stuff. Just 1 win.
Willie O'Connor lost 10-8 to Aspinall in Round 6. Good little run, 3 wins and playing very well atm.
Ryan Joyce lost 10-2 to Humphries in Round 6. Brutal, blown away. Least he got 2 wins.
Rob Cross lost 10-6 to Josh Rock in Round 6. 2 wins but disappointing defeat.
Nathan Aspinall lost 10-7 to Josh Rock in the Quarters. Good run for him and he played decent.
Overall it was okay, could've gone worse. Aspinall, O'Connor and Scutt all did me proud
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2025 9:21 pm
by DeepFriedRat
TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:17 pm
UK Open Team Malt Round up:
Scott Baker lost 6-3 to Andreas Harrrysson round 1. 82 average, won't cut it.
Andy Boulton lost 6-3 round 2 to Matt Dennant. Won a game I guess, but hoped for better
Steve Lennon lost 6-5 to Dom Taylor in Round 2. Actually did alright in this game, quite unlucky.
Mario Vandenbogaerde lost 10-7 to Schindler in Round 4. Decent as he won 2 games, quite happy with that.
Ritchie Edhouse lost 10-6 to Capy in round 4, 88 average. Worrying form.
Martin Lukeman lost 10-5 to Asp in Round 4, wasn't great, but tough draw.
Connor Scutt lost 10-7 to Damon Heta in Round 5, good tournament with 2 wins including a great win v Price
Ryan Searle lost 10-0 to Luke Humphries in Round 5. Embarrassing stuff. Just 1 win.
Willie O'Connor lost 10-8 to Aspinall in Round 6. Good little run, 3 wins and playing very well atm.
Ryan Joyce lost 10-2 to Humphries in Round 6. Brutal, blown away. Least he got 2 wins.
Rob Cross lost 10-6 to Josh Rock in Round 6. 2 wins but disappointing defeat.
Nathan Aspinall lost 10-7 to Josh Rock in the Quarters. Good run for him and he played decent.
Overall it was okay, could've gone worse. Aspinall, O'Connor and Scutt all did me proud
Excellent summary my friend, inspiring me to do likewise
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2025 9:24 pm
by TheMalteseDart
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 03, 2025 9:21 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:17 pm
UK Open Team Malt Round up:
Scott Baker lost 6-3 to Andreas Harrrysson round 1. 82 average, won't cut it.
Andy Boulton lost 6-3 round 2 to Matt Dennant. Won a game I guess, but hoped for better
Steve Lennon lost 6-5 to Dom Taylor in Round 2. Actually did alright in this game, quite unlucky.
Mario Vandenbogaerde lost 10-7 to Schindler in Round 4. Decent as he won 2 games, quite happy with that.
Ritchie Edhouse lost 10-6 to Capy in round 4, 88 average. Worrying form.
Martin Lukeman lost 10-5 to Asp in Round 4, wasn't great, but tough draw.
Connor Scutt lost 10-7 to Damon Heta in Round 5, good tournament with 2 wins including a great win v Price
Ryan Searle lost 10-0 to Luke Humphries in Round 5. Embarrassing stuff. Just 1 win.
Willie O'Connor lost 10-8 to Aspinall in Round 6. Good little run, 3 wins and playing very well atm.
Ryan Joyce lost 10-2 to Humphries in Round 6. Brutal, blown away. Least he got 2 wins.
Rob Cross lost 10-6 to Josh Rock in Round 6. 2 wins but disappointing defeat.
Nathan Aspinall lost 10-7 to Josh Rock in the Quarters. Good run for him and he played decent.
Overall it was okay, could've gone worse. Aspinall, O'Connor and Scutt all did me proud
Excellent summary my friend, inspiring me to do likewise
Thanks mate appreciate the support
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2025 2:38 pm
by TheMalteseDart
TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 12:06 am
As Emu and DFR have Putrid Eggs / Villain lists, I thought i'd create my own. Couldn't think of a title, but if anyone has any ideas please let me know
Here's my list of nobheads / people I enjoy seeing lose:
Brian Raman
Kim Huybrechts
Michael Smith
Berry van Peer
Stephen Bunting
Jelle Klaasen
Wessel Nijman
Dirk van Duijvenbode
Keelan Kay
Danny Lauby
Cam Crabtree
Sure there's someone i'm forgetting. I'd probably say it's in order of dislike to mild irritation too.
Wesley Plaisier added after a truly embarrassing defeat to Belly Boy who was playing horrendously
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2025 7:07 pm
by DeepFriedRat
TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Mar 17, 2025 2:38 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 12:06 am
As Emu and DFR have Putrid Eggs / Villain lists, I thought i'd create my own. Couldn't think of a title, but if anyone has any ideas please let me know
Here's my list of nobheads / people I enjoy seeing lose:
Brian Raman
Kim Huybrechts
Michael Smith
Berry van Peer
Stephen Bunting
Jelle Klaasen
Wessel Nijman
Dirk van Duijvenbode
Keelan Kay
Danny Lauby
Cam Crabtree
Sure there's someone i'm forgetting. I'd probably say it's in order of dislike to mild irritation too.
Wesley Plaisier added after a truly embarrassing defeat to Belly Boy who was playing horrendously
Loving the inclusion of Crabtree
I assume Cabbage is included after his weird needle match vs Our Ryan last year and all round jobberdom?
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2025 7:24 pm
by TheMalteseDart
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 17, 2025 7:07 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Mar 17, 2025 2:38 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 12:06 am
As Emu and DFR have Putrid Eggs / Villain lists, I thought i'd create my own. Couldn't think of a title, but if anyone has any ideas please let me know
Here's my list of nobheads / people I enjoy seeing lose:
Brian Raman
Kim Huybrechts
Michael Smith
Berry van Peer
Stephen Bunting
Jelle Klaasen
Wessel Nijman
Dirk van Duijvenbode
Keelan Kay
Danny Lauby
Cam Crabtree
Sure there's someone i'm forgetting. I'd probably say it's in order of dislike to mild irritation too.
Wesley Plaisier added after a truly embarrassing defeat to Belly Boy who was playing horrendously
Loving the inclusion of Crabtree
I assume Cabbage is included after his weird needle match vs Our Ryan last year and all round jobberdom?
I did put Crabtree at the bottom of the list as he's not that bad but there's something that irks me...
Did forget about Plaisier being weird against Joyce, only added him today due to the violent choke against Belly boy but you've given me more reason to keep him on the list now. Nobody disrespects Our Joyce
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2025 8:58 pm
by The Thorn
What did Big Wes do to Sex God
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:14 pm
by TheMalteseDart
Truly incredible few days for Team Malt with Aspinall winning his first Euro Tour and Joycey making the final, brilliant stuff.
Joyce has a new found confidence and I really hope this becomes more of a regular thing. Aspinall proving a lot of doubters wrong too, this goes a long way towards him avoiding sliding down the rankings, guaranteed in the Slam now too, plus the confidence from this should help him kick on, proven once again he's still got titles in him
Devon Petersen won a Modus week as well, good to see from him
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:20 pm
by TheMalteseDart
The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon Mar 17, 2025 8:58 pm
What did Big Wes do to Sex God
Played a pro tour match on stream and was being weirdly aggressive in his demeanour towards Joycey, me and DFR were fuming!
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:23 pm
by The Thorn
TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:20 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon Mar 17, 2025 8:58 pm
What did Big Wes do to Sex God
Played a pro tour match on stream and was being weirdly aggressive in his demeanour towards Joycey, me and DFR were fuming!
Scandalous!
May he get a piece of popcorn stuck in his teeth for days
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 11:45 am
by The Thorn
A fine product
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 8:02 pm
by TheMalteseDart
The Thorn wrote: ↑Fri May 09, 2025 11:45 am
A fine product
I’ve already ordered one
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 8:03 pm
by tungsten tossers
TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Fri May 09, 2025 8:02 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Fri May 09, 2025 11:45 am
A fine product
I’ve already ordered one

Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:23 pm
by TheMalteseDart
David Pallett wins the Helvetia Open 5-4 v Andy Davidson.
Another title for Team Malt
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:32 pm
by The Thorn
Well done Mr Pallett
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 10:17 pm
by TheMalteseDart
Congratulations to the 'Finished' Nathan Aspinall for his 2nd Euro Tour title of the year. The only player who's managed that so far this year
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 10:36 pm
by Rogg
PL semi-finalist and 2 stage titles... I'm already feeling like it would be scandalous not to pick him next year.
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 10:54 pm
by TheMalteseDart
Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Jun 01, 2025 10:36 pm
PL semi-finalist and 2 stage titles... I'm already feeling like it would be scandalous not to pick him next year.
When (not if) the Luke's sweep up the majority of the majors it definitely suits Asp as someone reliable they can fall back on as an easy pick
Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2025 11:24 pm
by The Thorn
Respect Asp