Darts or any stories - Are they Bullshit, Rumours, or True?

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Re: Darts or any stories - Are they Bullshit, Rumours, or True?

Post by daveboygreen » Mon Dec 19, 2022 3:14 am

Suspect Device wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 2:50 am What a coincidence as I also have a lift story and a Bristow one: πŸ€”

Here's 6 of the best - True or Bullshit?

1) I once got into a lift with Ted Hankey.

2) I attended the Matchplay in Blackpool and afterwards went for a curry. It was a bit lively inside and I looked over and there was the man himself, the legend Eric Bristow MBE holding court with everyone around him in hysterics.

3) I hit back to back 180's in a tournament against my neighbour Nigel Heydon.

4) George Noble refereed a match I won that qualified me for a major pdc event.

5) I made my county debut winning the match on D4.

6) I was running late for my flight from Heathrow to New York and had to leave my darts behind at the airport.

I might make some more up next time...
Fucking hell...Give us something to play with here...At least state how many of the above are true and let us try and work out which are not.

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Re: Darts or any stories - Are they Bullshit, Rumours, or True?

Post by The iron chicken » Mon Dec 19, 2022 8:02 am

Suspect Device wrote:In a lift with Gando?
Wright's 16 foot Christmas tree.

As you said the other 2 were true I'm going for a full house. All true
Almost, 1 was false. As for the tree to the best of my knowledge it's true as someone who knows him told me he had one delivered.
Bristow, merely a tale, a fable...an image froze in time.

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Re: Darts or any stories - Are they Bullshit, Rumours, or True?

Post by Suspect Device » Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:44 pm

Steve Beaton is on now. Oooh, a link to another True story πŸ€”

The year is 1996 Steve beat Welshman Richie Burnett in the final at Lakeside to become BDO World Darts Champion. That summer I played in a comp in Wales and won the event. Honest

Would I lie to you?
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Re: Darts or any stories - Are they Bullshit, Rumours, or True?

Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:58 pm

This thread is for people to stroke their own ego's and masturbate
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Re: Darts or any stories - Are they Bullshit, Rumours, or True?

Post by Suspect Device » Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:59 pm

daveboygreen wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 3:14 am
Suspect Device wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 2:50 am What a coincidence as I also have a lift story and a Bristow one: πŸ€”

Here's 6 of the best - True or Bullshit?

1) I once got into a lift with Ted Hankey.

2) I attended the Matchplay in Blackpool and afterwards went for a curry. It was a bit lively inside and I looked over and there was the man himself, the legend Eric Bristow MBE holding court with everyone around him in hysterics.

3) I hit back to back 180's in a tournament against my neighbour Nigel Heydon.

4) George Noble refereed a match I won that qualified me for a major pdc event.

5) I made my county debut winning the match on D4.

6) I was running late for my flight from Heathrow to New York and had to leave my darts behind at the airport.

I might make some more up next time...
Fucking hell...Give us something to play with here...At least state how many of the above are true and let us try and work out which are not.
That's not how this works. You moved the dartboard to say yours are either true or false.
I posted 6 things I said are true. Forum decides otherwise.
Which of my 6 do you think are Bullshit, Rumour, or True?

I'll return soon with some more made up stories...Honest
Friday 19th May 2023 - Finally free of the bull shitting no mark of a dart player. :roll:

Suspect team: CT1 Filip Sebesta - Greg Ritchie - Jeroen Mioch - CT2 Sean Fisher - Charlie Martin - CT3 Owen Bates - CT4 Thibault Tricole

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Re: Darts or any stories - Are they Bullshit, Rumours, or True?

Post by daveboygreen » Mon Dec 19, 2022 11:02 pm

Suspect Device wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:59 pm
daveboygreen wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 3:14 am
Suspect Device wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 2:50 am What a coincidence as I also have a lift story and a Bristow one: πŸ€”

Here's 6 of the best - True or Bullshit?

1) I once got into a lift with Ted Hankey.

2) I attended the Matchplay in Blackpool and afterwards went for a curry. It was a bit lively inside and I looked over and there was the man himself, the legend Eric Bristow MBE holding court with everyone around him in hysterics.

3) I hit back to back 180's in a tournament against my neighbour Nigel Heydon.

4) George Noble refereed a match I won that qualified me for a major pdc event.

5) I made my county debut winning the match on D4.

6) I was running late for my flight from Heathrow to New York and had to leave my darts behind at the airport.

I might make some more up next time...
Fucking hell...Give us something to play with here...At least state how many of the above are true and let us try and work out which are not.
That's not how this works. You moved the dartboard to say yours are either true or false.
I posted 6 things I said are true. Forum decides otherwise.
Which of my 6 do you think are Bullshit, Rumour, or True?

I'll return soon with some more made up stories...Honest
I thought you would get stuck into my last ones on the previous page....See if you do any better than the first ones.

As for yours....

I think 1 and 6 are false.

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Re: Darts or any stories - Are they Bullshit, Rumours, or True?

Post by Suspect Device » Mon Dec 19, 2022 11:03 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 10:58 pm This thread is for people to stroke their own ego's and masturbate
Don't cry for me Eddie Edhouse :cry:

This thread is to post Any story in a "would I lie to you" style. Doesn't have to be darts related. It's a bit of fun. It sure confused Thorn as he's kept well away :lol:
Friday 19th May 2023 - Finally free of the bull shitting no mark of a dart player. :roll:

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Re: Darts or any stories - Are they Bullshit, Rumours, or True?

Post by Jimmi » Mon Dec 19, 2022 11:06 pm

Eddie Edhouse :lol:
"I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals."

Still love you, Sexy Steve <3

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