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Top Smith - top walk on tune
Humphries - crap pap shit

The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:11 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:10 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:09 pm

skweezit wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:04 pm

skweezit wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 10:37 pm

I've been read like an open book.

inventor of the hot dog watching a hot dog eating contest: "oh no. no, that’s way too many."

In fairness any eating contest is vile

Except a pussy eating contest.

Why would anyone want to eat you?

They say you are what you eat.

10-0 is still on!

Jimmi wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:14 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:11 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:10 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:09 pm

skweezit wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:04 pm

inventor of the hot dog watching a hot dog eating contest: "oh no. no, that’s way too many."

In fairness any eating contest is vile

Except a pussy eating contest.

Why would anyone want to eat you?

They say you are what you eat.

Oh, that explains a lot

Don't forget folks MVG and Rocky are bound to clash again in the Players Champs finals next week, should they win their first round game

The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:18 pm Don't forget folks MVG and Rocky are bound to clash again in the Players Champs finals next week, should they win their first round game

Oh I've not looked at the draw for that yet, great news! Ross Smith doesn't strike me as a serial winner, maybe he'll win another tourney eventually, I'm not sure why I feel that way though tbf he's a great player and is better than I first thought

Shrew faced cunt really is an horrid scrote

3-2 cool hand with the break at the break.
ross ain't got nuthin'.
yeah, I said it.

The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:17 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:14 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:11 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:10 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:09 pm

In fairness any eating contest is vile

Except a pussy eating contest.

Why would anyone want to eat you?

They say you are what you eat.

Oh, that explains a lot

Nar ya all wrong. Peter Wright has dropped out that means Rock is 16 seed and shrew face is No1 . MVG is no2

james wade is here in spirit.
steal by luuuke.
5-2

Humphries, R. Smith, Woodhouse, still can't tell who's who.
But I can tell James Wade to fuck off.

6-4
luuuuke has unlaced ross' shoes. he'll be taking them shortly.

Cmon Smudger need to up the scoring

Smith is totally out of form tonight.

My dislike for him is so strong that i can't even really look at the screen during his visits.. it's gone too far

AHHHH MISSING AN OPPORTUNITY HERE FFS

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:45 pm My dislike for him is so strong that i can't even really look at the screen during his visits.. it's gone too far

You will be crying into your pillow when Luke beats MVG

Hard luck, Smudger

Goodnight