2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Suspect Device » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:14 pm

Top Smith - top walk on tune
Humphries - crap pap shit
Friday 19th May 2023 - Finally free of the bull shitting no mark of a dart player. :roll:

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Jimmi » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:14 pm

The Thorn wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:11 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:10 pm
The Thorn wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:09 pm
skweezit wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:04 pm
skweezit wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 10:37 pm

I've been read like an open book.
inventor of the hot dog watching a hot dog eating contest: "oh no. no, that’s way too many."
In fairness any eating contest is vile
Except a pussy eating contest.
Why would anyone want to eat you?
They say you are what you eat.
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:15 pm

10-0 is still on!
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:17 pm

Jimmi wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:14 pm
The Thorn wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:11 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:10 pm
The Thorn wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:09 pm
skweezit wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:04 pm

inventor of the hot dog watching a hot dog eating contest: "oh no. no, that’s way too many."
In fairness any eating contest is vile
Except a pussy eating contest.
Why would anyone want to eat you?
They say you are what you eat.
Oh, that explains a lot

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:18 pm

Don't forget folks MVG and Rocky are bound to clash again in the Players Champs finals next week, should they win their first round game
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by phil the great » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:25 pm

The Thorn wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:18 pm Don't forget folks MVG and Rocky are bound to clash again in the Players Champs finals next week, should they win their first round game
Oh I've not looked at the draw for that yet, great news! Ross Smith doesn't strike me as a serial winner, maybe he'll win another tourney eventually, I'm not sure why I feel that way though tbf he's a great player and is better than I first thought

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by miguelking » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:25 pm

Shrew faced cunt really is an horrid scrote

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by skweezit » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:25 pm

3-2 cool hand with the break at the break.
ross ain't got nuthin'.
yeah, I said it.

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Jimmi » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:27 pm

The Thorn wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:17 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:14 pm
The Thorn wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:11 pm
Jimmi wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:10 pm
The Thorn wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:09 pm

In fairness any eating contest is vile
Except a pussy eating contest.
Why would anyone want to eat you?
They say you are what you eat.
Oh, that explains a lot

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by miguelking » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:29 pm

Nar ya all wrong. Peter Wright has dropped out that means Rock is 16 seed and shrew face is No1 . MVG is no2

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by skweezit » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:32 pm

james wade is here in spirit.
steal by luuuke.
5-2

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Gidra » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:36 pm

Humphries, R. Smith, Woodhouse, still can't tell who's who.
But I can tell James Wade to fuck off.
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by skweezit » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:40 pm

6-4
luuuuke has unlaced ross' shoes. he'll be taking them shortly.

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Safc » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:42 pm

Cmon Smudger need to up the scoring
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Greipel » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:44 pm

Smith is totally out of form tonight.
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:45 pm

My dislike for him is so strong that i can't even really look at the screen during his visits.. it's gone too far :D
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:49 pm

AHHHH MISSING AN OPPORTUNITY HERE FFS
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by The Thorn » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:50 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:45 pm My dislike for him is so strong that i can't even really look at the screen during his visits.. it's gone too far :D
You will be crying into your pillow when Luke beats MVG
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Jimmi » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:58 pm

Hard luck, Smudger
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:58 pm

Goodnight
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