2019 Grand Slam of Darts

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Post by Sprocket501 » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:05 pm

Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote:Talking of exhibitions, At the end of the 90's Bob Anderson turned up at my Dads club for a 'Bullsye' evening , darts and quiz , he stayed the night onsite as the club had accommodation, there was also a ventriloquist on that night in the club and he stayed over also, it was a big old place , very successful at the time and had it's own on site , handyman/ cleaner etc , this chap cleaned Anderson's car for him and took his case to the car etc , same with the other performer , Anderson said his farewells but on returning home and opening his boot he found none of his luggage just a big bag with the Ventriloquists outfit in and the dummy and a false leg.
The club sadly closed a few years ago and is now a block of houses

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Post by fandarts » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:19 pm

i woke early with morning glory ,a rock hard boner this morning, it wasn't over the girl i fucked yesterday but the thoughts of glenn durrant(insert joke) the bdo representative in the semi finals of a pdc sanctioned tournament. my mind wandered to all the comments of assholes here saying the bdo was shit, with a flick off the wrist i shot my load, happy in the knowledge that the pdc gimps will be seething if he makes the final, good luck glenn, we are behind you.
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Post by Safc » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:20 pm

Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 12:07 pm Talking of exhibitions, At the end of the 90's Bob Anderson turned up at my Dads club for a 'Bullsye' evening , darts and quiz , he stayed the night onsite as the club had accommodation, there was also a ventriloquist on that night in the club and he stayed over also, it was a big old place , very successful at the time and had it's own on site , handyman/ cleaner etc , this chap cleaned Anderson's car for him and took his case to the car etc , same with the other performer , Anderson said his farewells but on returning home and opening his boot he found none of his luggage just a big bag with the Ventriloquists outfit in and the dummy and a false leg.
The club sadly closed a few years ago and is now a block of houses
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fandarts wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:19 pm i woke early with morning glory ,a rock hard boner this morning, it wasn't over the girl i fucked yesterday but the thoughts of glenn durrant(insert joke) the bdo representative in the semi finals of a pdc sanctioned tournament. my mind wandered to all the comments of assholes here saying the bdo was shit, with a flick off the wrist i shot my load, happy in the knowledge that the pdc gimps will be seething if he makes the final, good luck glenn, we are behind you.
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fandarts wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:19 pm i woke early with morning glory ,a rock hard boner this morning, it wasn't over the girl i fucked yesterday but the thoughts of glenn durrant(insert joke) the bdo representative in the semi finals of a pdc sanctioned tournament. my mind wandered to all the comments of assholes here saying the bdo was shit, with a flick off the wrist i shot my load, happy in the knowledge that the pdc gimps will be seething if he makes the final, good luck glenn, we are behind you.
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Post by fandarts » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:33 pm

jimmi on fire today
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Post by Jimmi » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:34 pm

fandarts wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:33 pm jimmi on fire today
I do think Wright will win.
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Post by fandarts » Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:38 pm

bookies have wright a marginal fav, probaly about right, close game on paper but shit happens.
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Post by phil the great » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:15 pm

Come on Durrant!!

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Post by JH01 » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:18 pm

Kill him Glen, I can't be fucked for another Wright MvG final.
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Post by fandarts » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:19 pm

be long cunt of a game, styles dont mix well
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Post by sennafan24 » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:19 pm

I hope Wright wins this.

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Post by skweezit » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:26 pm

see that, as shakespeare might say, "the legs are afoot"
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:27 pm

The doubling in this game has been shocking.
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Post by Sprocket501 » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:28 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote:The doubling in this game has been shocking.
Has it mate? Has it?


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Post by Potter's Lake » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:28 pm

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Post by Safc » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:36 pm

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Post by phil the great » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:36 pm

Durrant lucky to get one leg bearing in mind the doubles he's missed, this could take til 5 o clock at this rate!

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Post by HalloweenJack » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:41 pm

fandarts wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:19 pm i woke early with morning glory ,a rock hard boner this morning, it wasn't over the girl i fucked yesterday but the thoughts of glenn durrant(insert joke) the bdo representative in the semi finals of a pdc sanctioned tournament. my mind wandered to all the comments of assholes here saying the bdo was shit, with a flick off the wrist i shot my load, happy in the knowledge that the pdc gimps will be seething if he makes the final, good luck glenn, we are behind you.
I did laugh out loud at that post. I’m still laughing now. 😂
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by skweezit » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:41 pm

right peter, time to turn up the heat
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