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[The Shank]

Got accosted by a bible basher on the way home.

Handed me a leaflet and proceeded to give me a lecture.

I don't think she appreciated the questions I replied with.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Got accosted by a bible basher on the way home.

Handed me a leaflet and proceeded to give me a lecture.

I don't think she appreciated the questions I replied with.

Seriously, tell them you are a poof and are beyond saving. Works every time...

[Justin Credible]

my favorite is, to tell them

"God told me you were a cunt", Is God a liar ? "

[Justin Credible]

Expanding foam is messy shit

[Robert Ross]

Got accosted by a bible basher on the way home.

Handed me a leaflet and proceeded to give me a lecture.

I don't think she appreciated the questions I replied with.

Seriously, tell them you are a poof and are beyond saving. Works every time...

That response would be approved by God. Lying is forbidden in the Bible.

[Justin Credible]

fascinating

[Robert Ross]

You're fascinated by religion?

Now that's fascinating.

[Justin Credible]

thats nice

[Robert Ross]

What's nice?

[Tommo]

What's nice?

Minge.

[Robert Ross]

What's nice?

Minge.

True

[Justin Credible]

What's nice?

Ginge.

True

[Robert Ross]

What's nice?

Ginge.

True

Jealous, there.

[Justin Credible]

What's nice?

Ginge.

True

Jealous, here.

[Justin Credible]

the strangest thing happened me tonight in the pub
I went in to lecture mode where i took over proceedings and let everyone know my opinion...yes I am a cunt like that.

I berated the over paid English PL football players who have it to easy and no one got personally offended,
I ridiculed the current state of boxing, and no boxing fan got upset and threatened to sort me out
I laughed at the current state of irish darts and again no one seemed personally offended
Went to fucking town on the political system...then i tend not to brood and keep things pent up

Maybe I should have just emailed the pub and used the internet to voice my opinion and then maybe someone could have acted like bdo fans and got personally offended and had the opportunity to give me the recommended number of said slaps.

all very confusing

[Rich]

Not for the fist time, I came home from work on Saturday a tad late.
I had to sign off some documents which took me until about midday.
When I eventually got home at 11 after a small detour to the local, my wife told me to fuck off out to to granny flat at the back.
When wife two told me that a few years back it didn't end well.

[Justin Credible]

My internet was down for a couple of hours, and since my landline phones are part of the same provider I could not ring the bastards.

Had to wait for the wife to come home so she could ring them on the mobile as i had no way of contacting people, and these retarded fuckwards apologized etc and then told me whenever its down again you can check their website for news.

At which point i shouted at the thick bitch " how would I do that without the fucking internet !".
Seriously, who hired that thick fucking cow.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Gaz making malicious phone calls

http://m.devonlive.com/mother-and-daugh ... story.html

[Randall]

Gaz making malicious phone calls

http://m.devonlive.com/mother-and-daugh ... story.html

What the actual fuck?

[The Ginge Reaper]

Gaz making malicious phone calls

http://m.devonlive.com/mother-and-daugh ... story.html

What the actual fuck?

I thought it was fake news at first but nope, it's on a legit site