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Malt...Tell the cunt I can play him any weekday over the next 3 weeks in one of my locals, If he is up for it then I will pm you my mobile number if you are able to forward it onto him to discuss terms.

daveboygreen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 12:57 am Malt...Tell the cunt I can play him any weekday over the next 3 weeks in one of my locals, If he is up for it then I will pm you my mobile number if you are able to forward it onto him to discuss terms.

Also tell the prick that this will be the last offer of a game I will offer him and I need 2 days notice on any day he picks but it now can't be a Wednesday because of work commitments so Mon, Tue, Thurs or Fri.

daveboygreen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 12:57 am Malt...Tell the cunt I can play him any weekday over the next 3 weeks in one of my locals, If he is up for it then I will pm you my mobile number if you are able to forward it onto him to discuss terms.

Malt isn't your lacky. Go on Twitter yourself

Be easier if they just got a hotel room and got it over and done with

Sunday 26th November

Middlesbrough - Jamie Durrant (75.93)
Stockton - Jack Howarth (82.72)
Newcastle-Under-Lyme - Andy Hamilton (80.22)
Bridgend - John Cook (77.27)
Poole - Geordie Grant (69.06)
St Neots - Phil Johnson-Hale (74.40)
Rushden - Josh Richardson (79.09)
Halesowen - Dan Nicholls (80.21)
Newcastle - Jack Male (80.60)
Hull - Aaron Holdstock (70.20)
Bo'Ness - Gary Stone (90.57)
Montrose - Scott Winder (76.19)
Portadown - Phil Wilson (65.28)
Scarborough - Tom Dawson (72.44)
Newport - Matt Jackson (75.69)
Daikeith - Steven Tees (63.37)
Burton - Grant Brown (78.94)
Bridgend 2 - Joseph Flenley (70.24)
Cinderford - Samuel Brough (66.34)
Fordham - Dave Shaw (81.51)
Hastings - Tom Bexhall (64.19)
Dawley - Sam Hamilton (73.27)


Saturday 25th November

Dawley - Robert Lightfoot (66.04)

Friday 24th November

Carlisle - Daz Patterson (78.23)
Hayes - Ricky Caves (71.00)
Newport - Phillip Edwards (66.94)
Walton - Aaron Turner (82.36)
Somercotes - Phil Redfern (84.76)
Middlesbrough - Jack Smith (70.89)
Bridgend - Owain Fuller (72.06)
Liverpool - Jamie Green (79.73)
Gillingham - Jake White (73.43)
Kilmarnock - George Collumb (77.80)
Workington - Colin Hargrave (78.58)
Aberdeen - Lewis McLeod (74.20)
Forfar - Kyle Walker (79.07)
Harrogate - Lewis Pride (73.37)
Preston - Andy Bindon (71.54)
Frome - Gary Barney (65.24)

Couple of paracetamol this morning and the excuses will start.

oche balboa wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:48 am

daveboygreen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 12:57 am Malt...Tell the cunt I can play him any weekday over the next 3 weeks in one of my locals, If he is up for it then I will pm you my mobile number if you are able to forward it onto him to discuss terms.

Malt isn't your lacky. Go on Twitter yourself

Just because back in the day I made you my bitch on JTV don't go thinking I would do the same to Malt.

Haha those were good days

Time to stop being messenger and let them stop flirting with each other on platforms they refuse to post on imo.

Friday sounds good to me. Dave happy. Weekend Rob happy.
Let's get it on.

Cooking with Sanchez wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:47 pm Time to stop being messenger and let them stop flirting with each other on platforms they refuse to post on imo.

I do feel like a unpaid messenger boy but the fact is I enjoy what comes out of me sharing the posts

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:52 pm

Cooking with Sanchez wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:47 pm Time to stop being messenger and let them stop flirting with each other on platforms they refuse to post on imo.

I do feel like a unpaid messenger boy but the fact is I enjoy what comes out of me sharing the posts

When we go back to posting on the other forum section Odd Job won't have a clue whats been posted again and his Twatter account will be unused until he gets a look at something he can have a moan at to his mass of followers..Yep, All 4 of you.

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:45 pm

Can't he pre book ambulances on weekdays then?

daveboygreen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 7:51 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:45 pm

Can't he pre book ambulances on weekdays then?

Dave sharing screenshots there.

ChrisW wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:49 pm Friday sounds good to me. Dave happy. Weekend Rob happy.
Let's get it on.

Up to Odd Job now aint it, I wouldn't even need to practice to play him given his recent form and myself showing I can go months without playing and win games.

Looking forward to this definitely happening.

Odd Job might find this hard to understand but the local pubs I play in are extremely busy until after Christmas now so finding one of them that has a decent throw that will be available on a weekend is next to impossible, Even regular darts comps have been cancelled throughout December at a couple of pubs.

Add to this my workload over the next month and a half involves me travelling on weekends it would be costly for me to make myself unavailable on a weekend, During the week I can always move things around except for Wednesdays to make myself available to teach old Odd Job a lesson.

Cooking with Sanchez wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 7:54 pm Looking forward to this definitely happening.

We could always do with a chalker Liam, Get your fat arse over and have a front row seat.

Just let me know what time to be at platform nine and three quarters.