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Justin Credible wrote:

M H wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:having a fry up today, only fitting before i hit the pub and do all damage in one day

Am gonna have night mares about the pissed posts to come later!

not sure why you are worried, they cannot be any worse than the ones i make sober

I have a feeling you could manage it Gaz

M H wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:

M H wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:having a fry up today, only fitting before i hit the pub and do all damage in one day

Am gonna have night mares about the pissed posts to come later!

not sure why you are worried, they cannot be any worse than the ones i make sober

I have a feeling you could manage it Gaz

Don't give him ideas, some of us will still be awake.

D & B wrote:

M H wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:

M H wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:having a fry up today, only fitting before i hit the pub and do all damage in one day

Am gonna have night mares about the pissed posts to come later!

not sure why you are worried, they cannot be any worse than the ones i make sober

I have a feeling you could manage it Gaz

Don't give him ideas, some of us will still be awake.

I don't think you should have told Gaz that mate

fret not, knowing me i will get home pissed , forget about the pc and try to charm the wife and imagine for some reason in my drunken state i will be irresistible to her before fucking it up before falling asleep in a heap

I have this image in my head of Gaz staggering home totally shit faced.

Stumbles into hedge, "FUCKING SPINELESS CUNT!". Can't hit the lock with the key, "FUCKING LAKESHITE JOBBING CUNTS!"!

M H wrote:I have this image in my head of Gaz staggering home totally shit faced.

Stumbles into hedge, "FUCKING SPINELESS CUNT!". Can't hit the lock with the key, "FUCKING LAKESHITE JOBBING CUNTS!"!

Darth Randall wrote:

M H wrote:I have this image in my head of Gaz staggering home totally shit faced.

Stumbles into hedge, "FUCKING SPINELESS CUNT!". Can't hit the lock with the key, "FUCKING LAKESHITE JOBBING CUNTS!"!

when I do open the lock i shout out one hundred and eighhhhty.......

fall down in a heap on the couch next to my wife and start singing stand up if you love the darts

The T Bone was worth every penny and Ruby's crunching through the bone. For such a little gob she's got powerful teeth

M H wrote:The T Bone was worth every penny and Ruby's crunching through the bone. For such a little gob she's got powerful teeth

You'd better clarify that ruby is a dog mate.

nikkiboy wrote:

M H wrote:The T Bone was worth every penny and Ruby's crunching through the bone. For such a little gob she's got powerful teeth

You'd better clarify that ruby is a dog mate.

Ha ha mate

I fell asleep on the bog last night, woke up with a pain in my neck, feel like death

it was a good night then?

Darth Randall wrote:it was a good night then?

oh yes.......the pub was dead and the few people in them all sitting there quietly going about their business, til I entered.
My brother was with me,started of slowing by taking control of the dukebox that was not on, then the usual declaration that every one in the government not only be shot but shot in public , that way people can see justice being carried out, then a bit of slating of chelsea football club as the pub is where the chelsea supporters drink, that always alienates the regulars no end and gets a few of my buddies laughing, then up to the SinE pub, for some live music, thankfully there was no diddilyeye shite, the pub won best trad pub in the world two years ago....I enjoyed myself there, then went to the crane lane, the place was jointed was there til after 3am

been in the process of viewing pups today, getting ourselves another dog.

Am pissed!

Justin Credible wrote:been in the process of viewing pups today, getting ourselves another dog.

what breed you going for?

Justin Credible wrote:been in the process of viewing pups today, getting ourselves another dog.

16 month old golden retriever if you want it? 250 quid, i'm only the messenger

Darth Randall wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:been in the process of viewing pups today, getting ourselves another dog.

what breed you going for?

my border collies are getting on and are almost 8, dont want other dogs giving them grief so got them a new guard dog.

He is a 12 week old long haired german shepard.
My buddy sells them but the black czech breed for security firms, papers etc, but they are bred far too aggressive and would not want that.
The one i got already is huge, his paws bigger than my collies, and they are big collies. wife want the all black one but this time i put the foot down and made it my decision this time.

Will get herself to take a quick snap and post it in a few minutes

i better put the gr on deal so

16 month old dog no matter the breed would be no good, needed to be a pup so it could be introduced to my other 2 without too much hassle, an older dog would not permit that.

My own two are a little wary still, but to be expected, will take a little time but the pup submitted straight away, and things are ok, wont let them be alone together for a while without me being around, even though he will be bigger than my two in no time, my two have gone for rottweilers, german shephards in the past that come near the house as they protective of what they see as their domain.

Here is the new fella