The Thorn's Tedious Tirades. Latest: "Weight loss journey"
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Nothing better than a fart in a bath.
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I was so pleased with myself
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- The Thorn
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Last day of Spring Coupon days in Spar
I have to make hay
I have to make hay
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Agreed
Especially if it turns out to be more than a fart
Great as you are already in the bath you will be clean instantly
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- HalloweenJack
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Your boyfriend, he
Went down on one knee
Well, could it be
He's only got one knee?
I tried to surprise you
With Vodka, or Tizer
I can't quite remember
But you didn't thank me
You didn't even thank me
Because you never do
Your boyfriend, he
Has the gift of the gab
Or, could it be
The gift of the grab?
I tried to surprise you
I laid down beside you
And nothing much happened
And you didn't phone me
You didn't even phone me
Because it's not your style
To dial
Your boyfriend, he
Has displayed to me
More than just
A real hint of cruelty
I tried to surprise you
I crept up behind you
With a homeless chihuahua
You cooed for an hour
You handed him back and you said
"You'll never guess, I'm bored now"
Went down on one knee
Well, could it be
He's only got one knee?
I tried to surprise you
With Vodka, or Tizer
I can't quite remember
But you didn't thank me
You didn't even thank me
Because you never do
Your boyfriend, he
Has the gift of the gab
Or, could it be
The gift of the grab?
I tried to surprise you
I laid down beside you
And nothing much happened
And you didn't phone me
You didn't even phone me
Because it's not your style
To dial
Your boyfriend, he
Has displayed to me
More than just
A real hint of cruelty
I tried to surprise you
I crept up behind you
With a homeless chihuahua
You cooed for an hour
You handed him back and you said
"You'll never guess, I'm bored now"
‘Eddiieeee’
- The Thorn
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Hang in there folks
About 6 hours to go for me and then the weekend is on!
About 6 hours to go for me and then the weekend is on!
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- Captain Hobo
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Already here, mate.
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Going to the arboretum today. Expect nice pictures
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- Captain Hobo
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Cracking little arboretum, that.
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Some good photos there Thorn. Credit where it’s due.
‘Eddiieeee’
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Thanks lads
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Evening bike ride

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Having a short evening walk

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Proud of you thorny, keep it up mate
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Arrived to Nyiregyhaza. Waiting for the local bus.

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