Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

[SolidSCB]

To be fair he has a point about Wembley and Lakeside being similar...

Overpriced shit beer and food? Check.
Half empty most of the time because the size of the venue outweighs demand? Check.
Plays home to a bunch of bottlejob choke artists? Check.

Fair fucks, Scotty.

[StevieBoy]

Wembley in the era of the twin towers maybe!

Now it's the Alexander Palace that's the pinnacle

I remember Alan Norris said there was no comparison between Lakeside and the Palace

[Randall]

Idiot

[Rogg]

For what Mitchell is and playing where he is, his record is woeful. That he won his Lakeside slaps gloss over it all and that was years ago.

Has never got to the final of the masters, the zuiderdeuiduiduiduiruiduin or the catastrophy.

Even at Lakeside it's poor. He's got past the Last 16 only twice in 9 attempts. I won't mention the Grand Slam. BDO tunes.

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[SolidSCB]

Apart from one run, another whipping boy who's talked about in this joke of a field like he's Phil Taylor or something.

To me he is and always will be the guy who does a shitty little walk on with his invisible dog, gets knobbed out early doors and then spends the rest of the tournament being given afternoon sessions in the commentary box like some sort of charity case.

[Rogg]

Apart from one run, another whipping boy who's talked about in this joke of a field like he's Phil Taylor or something.

To me he is and always will be the guy who does a shitty little walk on with his invisible dog, gets knobbed out early doors and then spends the rest of the tournament being given afternoon sessions in the commentary box like some sort of charity case.

He's a fascinating collection of the most upsetting aspects of several players all rolled into one giant fiasco. Tremendous.

[Rogg]

Is Mitchell the BDO's Chizzy? There's a prospect to consider. Only problem being he did actually beat Spineless in an official world final...

[Tommo]

He was alright in the Animal Farm porn video.

[Rogg]

Ace of Farts is up.

[skweezit]

good morning.
darts!

[The Ginge Reaper]

Mandigers to have most 180s @ 4/5

[Rogg]

Good start! For once I mean it.

[skweezit]

great darts in that first set.

[DartJack Horseman]

Rat in da house. Hope his missus wins, she is the best in Poland at the moment.
And we all know MBE bitch deserves it after Ally Pally...

[skweezit]

1-1
harms looks decent.
semi-final decent.

[SolidSCB]

How long has Harms been coming here and getting punted out by anyone worth a fuck now? Poor cunt looks about 50.

One of those weird cases where he hasn't actually done anything to warrant any hype, but manages to scrape by on a reputation that was forged from coming through at a time during the post-Barney hype where the following criteria marked you down as a World Champion in waiting:

A: Being Dutch and
B: Owning your own set of darts

[Randall]

Good start! For once I mean it.

I've not managed to miss the one good game?!

[DartJack Horseman]

95 avgs both, holly cow

[SolidSCB]

I was just about to say this Mandigers is pretty mustard on tops but then he hoys 3 away at 40 in no time at all.

[SolidSCB]

Good game, this.

I'd prefer Mandigers to get through, as with Harms you just know that in the next round he'll get sweeped away chucking in the low to mid 80's in a performance that bears no relation to this one whatsoever.