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Could fill my swimming pool with Thorns tears.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:45 am

The Thorn wrote:No one fucking cares about the xenophobic bipolar cunt, fuck off

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I have not been crying at all. Smith would have obviously been my preference to win the final but all in all he still had a great tournament. And I like Noppert so I have nothing against him winning.

daveboygreen wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:45 am Could fill my swimming pool with Thorns tears.

That if you had a swimming pool you absolute moron!

I most certainly do....Now when are you coming round to fill it with you're tears?

Fuck off Smith. Love to say it. You could see him muttering at the end, proper arrogance


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If someone wants to be my best bud and work out who won the wooden spoon I would love you.

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daveboygreen wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:45 am My dad rapes me

Says it all

Emulsfier wrote:If someone wants to be my best bud and work out who won the wooden spoon I would love you.

I'll work on it now Emuls, there's loads of them so far

Emulsfier wrote:If someone wants to be my best bud and work out who won the wooden spoon I would love you.

Wooden Spoon Winners

MARIO VANDENBOGAERDE
(lost to Van Dongen, who lost to Scutt, who lost to O'Connor)

TONY MARTINEZ
(lost to Burnett, who lost to Harrington, who lost to Lennon)

DIOGO PORTELA
(lost to Read, who lost to Montgomery, who lost to Wattimena)

SHAUN WILKINSON
(lost to Wilson, who lost to Henderson, who lost to Labanauskas)

VLADIMIR ANDERSEN
(lost to Clayson, who lost to Schmutzler, who lost to Lewis)

MATT GOOD
(lost to Kay, who lost to Wenig, who lost to Hempel)

SCOTT TAYLOR
(lost to Pietrezcko, who lost to Lerchbacher, who lost to Krcmar)

DOM TAYLOR
(lost to Hogan, who lost to Lauby, who lost to Boulton)

DARREN BEVERIDGE
(lost to Hendriks, who lost to Neyens, who lost to Nentjes)

I think Portaloo is the best answer.

Emulsfier wrote:I think Portaloo is the best answer.

Yep Portela's the winner and Matt Good is the runner up

Portela's chain goes all the way to the semis where Smith beating Barry kills it

Good's chain ends in the QF where Smith beat Price

What did Smith average of he lost to sub 85?

Randall wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 6:35 am What did Smith average of he lost to sub 85?

90.33

Smith was on 146 in the last leg after 12 darts, Noppert left 40. That is what cost him.

It's literally never going to get any easier
Will look forward to watching it later

Randall wrote:It's literally never going to get any easier
Will look forward to watching it later

3 legs in you cant see him losing.

Randall wrote:It's literally never going to get any easier
Will look forward to watching it later

Smith started well. Noppert at times was 10 points behind him on the averages. As the finishing line got nearer, Smiths darts were going astray and he seemed to be snatching at them. At 10-10 the forum held its breath, most expecting what happened to happen.


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19 legs in I couldn't see him losing.

Captain Hobo wrote:19 legs in I couldn't see him losing.

This is Michael Smith we are talking about.


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daveboygreen wrote: ↑Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:36 pm It must have been my hitman that done it thinking O Connor was JC!!

You really are a delusional cunt....

Hitman my arse... you couldn't afford an action man let alone a hitman

Good morning gents