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Can't be arsed with it this year. Had a mad one on Thursday and its pissing down here AND I was out last new year and ended up spending way more than usual, fucking around getting a taxi and half the night queuing at the bar in a club.

Couple of beers maybe and just play football manager or watch the telly.

On my third wank..

D'Artagnan wrote:On my third wank..

Good effort , might crack one out myself later

Mabbsy wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:On my third wank..

Good effort , might crack one out myself later

brilliant, have a good one pal..

D'Artagnan wrote:On my third wank..

reading gravys post ?

D'Artagnan wrote:

Mabbsy wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:On my third wank..

Good effort , might crack one out myself later

brilliant, have a good one pal..

I just nutted on Mrs Smegs face, and I don't mean nutted as in Thornton.
She will go mental when she wakes up

Lister of Smeg wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:

Mabbsy wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:On my third wank..

Good effort , might crack one out myself later

brilliant, have a good one pal..

I just nutted on Mrs Smegs face, and I don't mean nutted as in Thornton.
She will go mental when she wakes up

providing your dog dont lick it off

Lister of Smeg wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:

Mabbsy wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:On my third wank..

Good effort , might crack one out myself later

brilliant, have a good one pal..

I just nutted on Mrs Smegs face, and I don't mean nutted as in Thornton.
She will go mental when she wakes up

Scenes.

Mabbsy wrote:

Lister of Smeg wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:

Mabbsy wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:On my third wank..

Good effort , might crack one out myself later

brilliant, have a good one pal..

I just nutted on Mrs Smegs face, and I don't mean nutted as in Thornton.
She will go mental when she wakes up

Me too please...

dogs still running around like lunatics howling and barking

Quiet one with the family. Guzzling down a fuckload of drink going well beyond the 'nicely buzzed' phase of drinking aint for me anymore. Those kind of new years do's just end up with couples fighting and some dumb cunt in A+E. Fuck that.

Standing around with idiots singing auld lang syne can fuck right off too. People treating it like it's some magical slate wiping fresh start can also fuck off

Fatties who fucking hoover up even more food than usual over Christmas because they are going to join a gym in january (and go once) can fuck off.

Happy new year everyone.

Oh look, I'm at work.

sound asleep by 10 pm last night, woke at 9 today, had a good ride and now having a cup of tea, watch darts later, happy new fucking year to ye all.

Knob still sore?

Happy New Year to everyone on here. Even MH

fakewade and the df scum dusting off the multiples

Justin Credible wrote:fakewade and the trollsrus scum dusting off the multiples

Not really. I'm Darty. Happy New Year.

D'artswipe wrote:Happy New Year to everyone on here. Even MH

Cheers Oche..

Thank you Ben, hope 2017 is good for all. Apart from the BDO board as they keep this place going with their antics

D'artswipe wrote:Happy New Year to everyone on here. Even MH

Happy new year young man.