The Optical Leakage Thread...sponsored by Lister of Smeg

[Justin Credible]

THE OPTICAL LEAKAGE ORDER OF MERIT

1. Hank Williams: “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry”
2. O.V. Wright: “You’re Gonna Make Me Cry”
3. Dinah Washington: “Cry Me a River”
4. Alejandro Escovedo: “Pyramid of Tears”
5. Patsy Cline: “I Cried All the Way to the Altar”
6. Aretha Franklin: “Mary, Don’t You Weep”
7. Big Maybelle: “I Don’t Want to Cry”
8. Elmore James: “The Sky is Crying”
9. Smokey Robinson and the Miracles: “Tracks of My Tears”
10. Ray Charles: “Drown in My Own Tears”
11. Bob Marley: “No Woman No Cry”
12. Gatemouth Moore: “Cryin’ and Singin’ The Blues”
13. Son Volt: “Tear Stained Eye”
14. Howling Wolf: Crying at Daybreak”
15. The Kinks: “Stop Your Sobbing”
16. Etta James: “Losers Weepers”
17. Solomon Burke and Gillian Welch: “Valley of Tears”
18. Bettye LaVette: “Your Turn to Cry”
19. Roy Orbison: “Crying”
20. The Beatles: “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”
21. Chris Gaffney: “See the Big Man Cry”
22. Otis Spann: “Crying Time”
23. Gladys Knight: “Didn’t You Know (You’d Have to Cry Sometime)”
24. Hank Thompson: “Cryin’ in the Deep Blue Sea”
25. Ernie K-Doe: “I Cried My Last Tear”
26. Jackie Wilson: “Lonely Teardrops”
27. Bob Dylan, “Baby Stop Crying”
28. Billie Holiday: “I Cried for You”
29. Rockpile: “Crying in the Rain”
30. Conway Twitty: “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain”
31. Jimmy Reed: “Cry Before I Go”
32. Betty Harris: “Cry Baby”
33. The Rolling Stones: “Fool to Cry”
34. Shirley Horn: “Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying”
35. The Jacobites: “It’ll All End Up in Tears”
36. Gram Parsons: “Cry One More Time”
37. Ofer Golany: “A Weeping Eye”
38. Bobby “Blue” Bland: “Don’t Cry No More”
39. Teddy Thompson: “My Blue Tears”
40. Bob Mould: “Stop Your Crying”
41. William Bell: “Crying All By Myself”
42. Mary Gauthier: “Your Sister Cried”
43. Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys: “I Laugh When I Think How I Cried Over You”
44. Johnny Dynamite: “The Night the Angels Cried”
45. The Intruders: “Teardrops”
46. Elvis Presley: “Crying in the Chapel”
47. Roger Miller: “Lock, Stock and Teardrops”
48. Charles Brown: “I Cried Last Night”
49. Koko Taylor: “That’s Why I’m Crying”
50. Al Green: “Keep Me Crying”
51. INXS: “Bitter Tears”
52. Jessie Mae Hemphill: “Standing in My Doorway Crying”
53. Bessie Smith: “Sobbing Hearted Blues”
54. Sweet Betty: “Your Tears Become My Tears”
55. ? and the Mysterians: “96 Tears”
56. Los Lobos: “Tears Inside”
57. Teenage Fanclub: “Tears”
58. Sonnyboy Williamson: “The Sun is Crying”
59. Garnet Mims: “Baby Don’t You Weep”
60. Irma Thomas: “Somewhere Crying”
61. Buddy Miller: “Sometimes I Cry”
62. Marah: Crying on an Airplane”
63. Betty Everett: “Ain’t Gonna Cry”
64. Van Morrison: “Don’t Start Crying Now/Custard Pie”
65. Otis Clay: “Cry Cry Cry”
66. Tammi Terrell: “Tears at the End of a Love Affair”
67. John Primer: “Crying for Your Love”
68. Annie Ross and Zoot Sims: “I Don’t Want to Cry Anymore”
69. Janiva Magness: “I Can’t Stop Crying”
70. Jimmy D. Lane: “Tears Without a Shoulder”
71. Brenda Lee: “The Crying Game”
72. Robbie Fulks: “Busy Not Crying”
73. The Skeletons: “Teardrop City”
74. Paul Westerberg: “Tears Rolling Up Our Sleeves”
75. The Gizmos: “Cry Real Tears”
76. Little Anthony and the Imperials: “Tears on My Pillow”
77. Darrell Banks: “I’m Gonna Hang My Head and Cry
78. Lucero: “Tears Don’t Matter Much”
79. Dusty Springfield: “Every Day I Have to Cry”
80. Jason Ringenberg: “Trail of Tears”
81. The Spanic Boys: “Tears of Happiness”
82. Pavement: “Ann Don’t Cry”
83. Mississippi John Hurt: “Blind Man Sit in the Way and Cried”
84. Steve Earle: “The Boy Who Never Cried”
85. Lavern Baker: “I Cried a Tear”
86. B.B. King: “Crying Won’t Help You Now”
87. Golden Smog: “Yesterday Cried”
88. Ruth Brown: “Don’t Cry”
89. Lou Rawls: “So Hard to Laugh, So Hard to Cry”
90. Beck: “Lonesome Tears”
91. The Jayhawks: “Sister Cry”
92. Buzz Busby: “I’ll Cry Tomorrow”
93. The Shangri-las: “He Cried”
94. The Gentlemen: “It’s a Crying Shame”
95. The Ramones: “Come Back, She Cried a.ka. I Walked Out”
96. John Hammond: “Standing Around Crying”
97. Buddy Guy: “Sit and Cry (The Blues)”
98. Jim Lauderdale: “When the Devil Starts Crying”
99. The 5 Royales: “Tears of Joy”
100. Erma Franklin: “Don’t Have the Right to Cry”

[Lister of Smeg]

I demand the inclusion of Julian Lennon- Salt water wells in my eyes.

[Justin Credible]

[Lister of Smeg]

Did you get screencaps? I had it on the big telly.

[Justin Credible]

no, but sure we will get them on youtube soon enough

[Justin Credible]

krusty spilling yet again....ffs

[Mabbsy]

The emotion of the occasion getting to the players, fantastic stuff.
I shed some tears when i won my league singles comp a few years back, mind you my dad had passed away 2 weeks prior so all emotions were released.

I'll get my coat............

[Lister of Smeg]

The emotion of the occasion getting to the players, fantastic stuff.
I shed some tears when i won my league singles comp a few years back, mind you my dad had passed away 2 weeks prior so all emotions were released.

I'll get my coat............

No shame in that mabbsy, pal. That's normal.

[Justin Credible]

we want pics

[Lister of Smeg]

we want pics

of Wright? I can't be bothered with the sissy cunt anymore. He cries every event. Just another one of his pathetic attention seeking gimmicks.

[M H]

The emotion of the occasion getting to the players, fantastic stuff.
I shed some tears when i won my league singles comp a few years back, mind you my dad had passed away 2 weeks prior so all emotions were released.

I'll get my coat............

Can fully understand mate, it had to come out

[Lister of Smeg]

PA-FUCKING-THETIC. He even goes on stage armed with a girly handkerchief ready for the optical sprinkler system to be switched on.

[Randall]

Wright is turning into the Duzza of the pdc, although hevis faced with tougher opponents come finals time.

[Justin Credible]

UP YOUR FAT HOLE YA PRICK

[Surreys finest]

Where is Lister these days? Gone Awol

[Justin Credible]

Where is Lister these days? Gone Awol

said he was abroad, as some family member was on their deathbed, hope all is okay with him

[Surreys finest]

Where is Lister these days? Gone Awol

said he was abroad, as some family member was on their deathbed, hope all is okay with him

Oh shit. He is a much missed poster. Savagely blunt

[Justin Credible]

Where is Lister these days? Gone Awol

said he was abroad, as some family member was on their deathbed, hope all is okay with him

Oh shit. He is a much missed poster. Savagely blunt

true, he would have loved tonight

[M H]

Where is Lister these days? Gone Awol

said he was abroad, as some family member was on their deathbed, hope all is okay with him

Oh shit. He is a much missed poster. Savagely blunt

Seconded, hope he's ok

[Lister of Smeg]

Have I actually missed any water works while I was AWOL?