The Darts Forum

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:15 pm**

It's Thursday.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:24 pm**

Tomorrow will be Friday

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:41 pm**

0 is an even number , although i had no idea that it was until the other day.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:05 pm**

Finishing percentages

Martin Adams 39%
Sharon Adams 100%

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:15 pm**

Red and green mixed together makes a shitty brown colour.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:20 pm**

Why do we always spew diced carrots when we're pissed?

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:24 pm**

The sky is blue during daylight hours

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:26 pm**

Orange juice is coloured orange

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:28 pm**

Apple juice tastes like apples

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:32 pm**

cheesecake is not made from cheese or at least should not be

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:38 pm**

Justin Credible wrote:cheesecake is not made from cheese or at least should not be

Philadelphia cheese is used.

Corkman in wrong again shocker.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:39 pm**

philadelphia cheese is not made in philadelphia

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:42 pm**

Justin Credible wrote:philadelphia cheese is not made in philadelphia

But it is CHEESE.

and I quote "cheesecake is not made from cheese"

You can thank me later Gaz.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:43 pm**

Justin Credible wrote:philadelphia cheese is not made in philadelphia

You've fucked my life up!!

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:45 pm**

It's impossible to roast a chicken using a block of cheddar

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:46 pm**

My knob cheese smells like mature stilton.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:47 pm**

I have cheese on my knob, so i told my wife to bring crackers with her when she gives me a blow job

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:48 pm**

You can't have a jack Daniels and coke if you use lemonade

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:51 pm**

If I was to pick a fight against a polar bear then I'd lose.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:51 pm**

Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

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