You're Nicked

[Sheep Shagger]

Never, but............

The master forger speaks

Been shitting myself for nearly a year but the MacDonalds brief aint found me yet!

He has bigger fish to fry now that the site has been snatched away

[D & B]

Never, but............

The master forger speaks

Says the guy who can't get to his dartboard due to all his shoplifting.

SHOPFITTING you fool

Tempted with a whoosh, but as its you XXXXXXX.

[DrZoidberg]

done the odd weekender and spent the odd night.

stupid shit when you were young and drunk.

[M H]

Never, but............

The master forger speaks

Been shitting myself for nearly a year but the MacDonalds brief aint found me yet!

He has bigger fish to fry now that the site has been snatched away

His ex missus used to sell fish............

[gazman]

Spent a night in the cells following a cracking night out in Wakefield. Some female copper seriously thought she was john wayne, all wide stance and hands at the ready on her truncheon. She actually used the words "nick him".

[Randall]

i was picked up and questioned re a sexual assault charge, was released the same day though.

[The Ginge Reaper]

i was picked up and questioned re a sexual assault charge, was released the same day though.

I did fear for the safety of my female employee when you came in yesterday. That's why I instructed her to stay in the stockroom.

[Randall]

i was picked up and questioned re a sexual assault charge, was released the same day though.

I did fear for the safety of my female employee when you came in yesterday. That's why I instructed her to stay in the stockroom.

probably best to be on the safe side.

[micko]

i was picked up and questioned re a sexual assault charge, was released the same day though.

Mr Ed?

[Dicie]

Have no shame in saying i served 4 and half years for robbery when younger, met some good people inside that im still friends with, and no they aint all scum bags. Thats how things go.

[Stran]

Have no shame in saying i served 4 and half years for robbery when younger, met some good people inside that im still friends with, and no they aint all scum bags. Thats how things go.

of course there not alot of people just make wrong decisions at the wrong time or are in the wrong place at the wrong time. very easy to get yourself caught up in stuff that will get you into a lot of trouble thats for sure.

[Dicie]

Have no shame in saying i served 4 and half years for robbery when younger, met some good people inside that im still friends with, and no they aint all scum bags. Thats how things go.[/quote

of course there not alot of people just make wrong decisions at the wrong time or are in the wrong place at the wrong time. very easy to get yourself caught up in stuff that will get you into a lot of trouble thats for sure.

I was 19 Stran, and i was a cunt growing up from the age of 16 or so..... Never touched drugs, so i cant blame that, but i was into everything, hence the nickname..... Chance arrose to make a few quid quickly, with some experienced people, so i jumped at it. It went tits up. Thats where the story ends lol

[Stran]

Have no shame in saying i served 4 and half years for robbery when younger, met some good people inside that im still friends with, and no they aint all scum bags. Thats how things go.[/quote

of course there not alot of people just make wrong decisions at the wrong time or are in the wrong place at the wrong time. very easy to get yourself caught up in stuff that will get you into a lot of trouble thats for sure.

I was 19 Stran, and i was a cunt growing up from the age of 16 or so..... Never touched drugs, so i cant blame that, but i was into everything, hence the nickname..... Chance arrose to make a few quid quickly, with some experienced people, so i jumped at it. It went tits up. Thats where the story ends lol

Fair dos

[Justin Credible]

Have no shame in saying i served 4 and half years for robbery when younger, met some good people inside that im still friends with, and no they aint all scum bags. Thats how things go.[/quote

of course there not alot of people just make wrong decisions at the wrong time or are in the wrong place at the wrong time. very easy to get yourself caught up in stuff that will get you into a lot of trouble thats for sure.

I was 19 Stran, and i was a cunt growing up from the age of 16 or so..... Never touched drugs, so i cant blame that, but i was into everything, hence the nickname..... Chance arrose to make a few quid quickly, with some experienced people, so i jumped at it. It went tits up. Thats where the story ends lol

I see nothing has changed

[Dicie]

Im just not as good at it as i use to be Gaz loooool

[Justin Credible]

Im just not as good at it as i use to be Gaz loooool

nonsense....you boy are a natural

[welsh]

i was picked up and questioned re a sexual assault charge, was released the same day though.

Surprised they let you go so soon i mean it's definitely your type

[Randall]

wearing an outfit like that she was asking for trouble.