The ultimate 9 darter.....

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Re: The ultimate 9 darter.....

Post by Jimmi » Sat May 06, 2023 4:33 pm

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Re: The ultimate 9 darter.....

Post by KingBinglin » Sat May 06, 2023 10:53 pm

My ultimate 9 darter (sic) would see DavebellendGreen suspended by his bollocks above the board. All but the last two darts would sail tantalising close to nicking his scrotum. The penultimate, would take out his left testicle, thud, triple 19. The money shot, boom, right lad in the bullseye. Hearn comes out and cries, begs my forgiveness. I've slain the monster hanging over the PDC. Oche, wets himself because Griepel (in its true form) offers him sex. The world rightens, Randell can see again and The Thorne is still a danger to women.

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