Behold! The 2018 Lakeside Howlers Thread!

[dartvader]

Rawling now referring to the PDC as "the other side" when asked if he's called in a 9 darter.

Des Jacklin has 'had a word'

[Pigpen]

Durrant says this is the best stage in the world.
Fucking crawler

[Fiss Plaps]

Waites being unbelievably bitter in the post-match interview and thinking he lost 6-1.

Rawling now referring to the PDC as "the other side" when asked if he's called in a 9 darter.

Des Jacklin has 'had a word'

Was the world "slaps" ?

[tungsten tossers]

Waites in post match interview saying
No way that was a 6-1 I could have won it 6-1

Think he is forgetting it was 6-2.

[Randall]

Waites in post match interview saying
No way that was a 6-1 I could have won it 6-1

Think he is forgetting it was 6-2.

Other than the score he was right

[tungsten tossers]

Durrant says this is the best stage in the world.
Fucking crawler

it is to him cos he will never play at ally pally or winter gardens

[dartvader]

Waites being unbelievably bitter in the post-match interview and thinking he lost 6-1.

Rawling now referring to the PDC as "the other side" when asked if he's called in a 9 darter.

Des Jacklin has 'had a word'

Was the world "slaps" ?

I believe so yes.

[Randall]

Comms having gone on about how pros don't worry about averages.
Durrant walks in "what was my average"

[Fiss Plaps]

Nicho claiming the Dutch Open is "one of the biggest events of the entire darting calendar"

Rob Walker then claiming that Mark McGeeney is the one all neutrals want to win against FOREIGN LAD.

[Rogg]

Rob Walker then claiming that Mark McGeeney is the one all neutrals want to win against FOREIGN LAD.

All neutrals want the debutant to beat the World-Number-One? What is wrong with him?

[Fiss Plaps]

I thought the BDO hated fancy dress?

[M H]

BT Sport in a valiant attempt to polish a turd

[M H]

6-4 earlier according to the BT ticker

[Pigpen]

BT Sport in a valiant attempt to polish a turd

by demoting it to channel 2 because the football is better

[Fiss Plaps]

Unterbuchner starts with a visit of 11 to hold in the deciding leg of set 1. He loses the set.

[Fiss Plaps]

Cameraman misses second dart of Unterbuchner's attempt at a 5 finish.

[Rogg]

-Only 2 of the first 17 legs won in as few as 5 visits, both in the first set.

Rrrrancid.

Might be editing this for a few hours. It said 12 legs when it started.

[Rogg]

Unty rattles off two straight sets against the World Number One with legs of 16, 18, 18, 21, 17, 17.

[M H]

ToS puts it down to nerves as the youth prospect is playing way below his best.

[dartvader]

Mcgeeney hits single 1 aiming at tops.