DBG's career: Q School 2023?

[Mabbsy]

Hard earned money ?

[daveboygreen]

I know a lot of you on here would love to see me enter Q-School this year but it simply has not been possible, I will be doing other things this year and im not going to explain why on here the reasons for me not entering but hopefully things work out better for me this year and I can have a go next year.

Are you going on Masterchef?

He's a new team captain on Would I lie to you.

Dave was just online.. so bump

I know a lot of you on here would love to see me enter Q-School this year but it simply has not been possible, I will be doing other things this year and im not going to explain why on here the reasons for me not entering but hopefully things work out better for me this year and I can have a go next year.

Did you sprain your ankle fucking the dog your girlfriend?

Forget all talk of Q School - This field is Dodger's level. This Thursday Dodger Dave will be exposed for the charlatan he is. The line up is the worst I've ever seen for an ADC event and here's the proof as Darts Atlas Stats don't lie, unlike Dodger. He's running scared from playing the Brummie lads at Erdington in favour of this utter low level affair in Tewksbury. The notable absence of Terry Jenkins (currently playing exhibitions in Australia) hasn't gone unnoticed. Darts hater JC would savagely rip these averages to pieces:

Current "Fact not Fiction" running averages for the 24 players at ADC Tewksbury Thursdays:

Over 65.00 average = 2 players
60.00 - 64.99 = 5 players
50.00 - 59.99 = 3 players
40.00 - 49.99 = 10 players
2 private +*
2 debut

55.58
Private
68.79 - Burgess is the standout player along with son of Terry
Debut
Debut DBG
49.53
46.12
55.34
61.71
60.28
64.07
Private - Though hidden, son of Terry is another high 60's into 70's* stats player
47.82
49.53
57.81
60.83
62.83
43.90
43.50
42.11
47.41
49.48
43.57
Private

Let's see what level Dodger Dave reaches as he's guaranteed 5 group matches. Dave's a player who's focused and driven and always plays the board, not the player. No chance will he even hit back to back 80+ stats against this lot. That's some 20 points below his regular average. Isn't it, mate

Will DBG join the Over 70's average club? It's touch and go. All that remains is he turns up and plays this time instead of throwing away another £6 of his hard earned money?

This is how much I have got into your head Odd Job, It's sad to see you so mentally destroyed before I have played you.....Play the player not the board

[Deadshot]

Dave'll fuck the evening off to watch telly and every cunt on here (me included) will be sat glued to their phones waiting to see if he turns up.
Tens of chomps for just £6. Bargain

[Cooking with Sanchez]

Is there an extra “e” in the thread title?

[Ross, Bob]

Is there an extra “e” in the thread title?

Dave is a bona fide darts player. Stop chasing him.

[ChrisW]

Well....Oche and a lot of others will get a kick in the plums when the list is out and i'm om it and then attend Q-School.

As for me, I'm done now with forumland, I will no longer be posting on here or any other darts forum (Not that I do post anywhere else anyways except the rare post on Facebook)

Thank you to those who do follow me or will support me in what i'm doing, The rest can do one!!

Those who know me know my plans so for the rest of you...Taraa and...Fucks it gotta do with you!!

Haven't we been here before?