Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2022 3:17 pm
Nope
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DBG's career: Q School 2023?
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm
My mate, dave, getting slaughtered from all sides. What's not to like?
Ffs,81 pages! I probably read through them in a distant past.
I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+. Once the missed doubles kick in your average gets a good kick in the balls. (Scores for show, doubles for dough.)
This doesn't happen in the PDC, mainly because one of the fuckers hits their doubles in 2-3 darts which inflates averages. Some cunts average 100 without a dart at a double - Should count as zero average.
Imagine a new tournament format making this a unique event:
Both players start from 501 in a race to say 5 legs to determine the winner. The twist is to start your next leg you Must complete each leg with a double.
Example;
Player 1 hits their double.
Player 2 then throws and misses their double.
Player 1 starts their next leg.
Meanwhile Player 2 is still trying to hit a double to move to their next leg.
Player 1 is pulling clear, but who will get to 5 legs first?
The purpose of this is it shows a 100% true average for the winner and a near 100% for the loser with no inflated averages like we see in PDC matches.
Of course it would never happen because the dimwit morons in the crowd wouldn't know what the fuck was going on, and no fucker would broadcast it.
Come on dave, mate. Get practicing for Q School.
Personally, I don't see the gain anymore. What with the likes of modus and wdf, adc, etc...Would cost £1,000's just to play on the Challenge Tour alone. Who on here is funding/sponsoring you with costs?
Good luck if you give it a go. Come on you Cunts, give dave some monetary backing ffs
Ffs,81 pages! I probably read through them in a distant past.
I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+. Once the missed doubles kick in your average gets a good kick in the balls. (Scores for show, doubles for dough.)
This doesn't happen in the PDC, mainly because one of the fuckers hits their doubles in 2-3 darts which inflates averages. Some cunts average 100 without a dart at a double - Should count as zero average.
Imagine a new tournament format making this a unique event:
Both players start from 501 in a race to say 5 legs to determine the winner. The twist is to start your next leg you Must complete each leg with a double.
Example;
Player 1 hits their double.
Player 2 then throws and misses their double.
Player 1 starts their next leg.
Meanwhile Player 2 is still trying to hit a double to move to their next leg.
Player 1 is pulling clear, but who will get to 5 legs first?
The purpose of this is it shows a 100% true average for the winner and a near 100% for the loser with no inflated averages like we see in PDC matches.
Of course it would never happen because the dimwit morons in the crowd wouldn't know what the fuck was going on, and no fucker would broadcast it.
Come on dave, mate. Get practicing for Q School.
Personally, I don't see the gain anymore. What with the likes of modus and wdf, adc, etc...Would cost £1,000's just to play on the Challenge Tour alone. Who on here is funding/sponsoring you with costs?
Good luck if you give it a go. Come on you Cunts, give dave some monetary backing ffs
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:08 pm
I've heard worse ideas
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:10 pm
Nonsense. Why go to all this trouble just to get a "true average"
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:32 pm
Highly doubt it, we are all shite! Mabbsy plays for a team and Safc can hit a decent average on his day but I think it's fair to say most of us are 40 average mongsSuspect Device wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm
I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+.
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:47 pm
mostly just mongs
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:13 pm
If only I had the motivation and could turn back the clockTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:32 pmHighly doubt it, we are all shite! Mabbsy plays for a team and Safc can hit a decent average on his day but I think it's fair to say most of us are 40 average mongsSuspect Device wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm
I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+.
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:33 pm
Time and tide waits for no man...we're all doomed.
Thorn, it's not for only showing a true average, it's a different format and concept to best of 11 legs, which any pdc player on their day can win 6 legs.
Why not make the world Championship final best of 11 legs? Than again, all the PDC have ever done is copy and clone all the original ideas from the BDO.
Thorn, it's not for only showing a true average, it's a different format and concept to best of 11 legs, which any pdc player on their day can win 6 legs.
Why not make the world Championship final best of 11 legs? Than again, all the PDC have ever done is copy and clone all the original ideas from the BDO.
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:07 am
This year I've played 178 games in the mates league I play in my local and my average is 64.2 the best it's been since 2018 which was 65.8 over 225 games.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:32 pmHighly doubt it, we are all shite! Mabbsy plays for a team and Safc can hit a decent average on his day but I think it's fair to say most of us are 40 average mongsSuspect Device wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm
I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+.
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:50 am
Equates to 23.41 darts per leg. That's decent enough over a long period. Give superleage a go. Same thing, just a step up mentality that's all.Safc wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:07 amThis year I've played 178 games in the mates league I play in my local and my average is 64.2 the best it's been since 2018 which was 65.8 over 225 games.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:32 pmHighly doubt it, we are all shite! Mabbsy plays for a team and Safc can hit a decent average on his day but I think it's fair to say most of us are 40 average mongsSuspect Device wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm
I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+.
Found it...Tells you all you need to know for various levels...
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 3:04 am
I've thought before that an interesting format would be continuous play where the next leg starts as soon as the double is hit. If the player still has 1 or 2 darts left they could use those darts, or if not the loser would throw first.Suspect Device wrote: ↑Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:06 pm My mate, dave, getting slaughtered from all sides. What's not to like?
Ffs,81 pages! I probably read through them in a distant past.
I'm sure DBG isn't the only dart player on here who can register constant averages of 70+. Once the missed doubles kick in your average gets a good kick in the balls. (Scores for show, doubles for dough.)
This doesn't happen in the PDC, mainly because one of the fuckers hits their doubles in 2-3 darts which inflates averages. Some cunts average 100 without a dart at a double - Should count as zero average.
Imagine a new tournament format making this a unique event:
Both players start from 501 in a race to say 5 legs to determine the winner. The twist is to start your next leg you Must complete each leg with a double.
Example;
Player 1 hits their double.
Player 2 then throws and misses their double.
Player 1 starts their next leg.
Meanwhile Player 2 is still trying to hit a double to move to their next leg.
Player 1 is pulling clear, but who will get to 5 legs first?
The purpose of this is it shows a 100% true average for the winner and a near 100% for the loser with no inflated averages like we see in PDC matches.
Of course it would never happen because the dimwit morons in the crowd wouldn't know what the fuck was going on, and no fucker would broadcast it.
Come on dave, mate. Get practicing for Q School.
Personally, I don't see the gain anymore. What with the likes of modus and wdf, adc, etc...Would cost £1,000's just to play on the Challenge Tour alone. Who on here is funding/sponsoring you with costs?
Good luck if you give it a go. Come on you Cunts, give dave some monetary backing ffs
Not sure if that has ever been tried before anywhere or if I just dreamed it up
Re: 2023 PDC Q-School
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 2:45 pm
Who's setting up the go fund dave?
15 members each initially contributing £30 each will get him signed up.
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Re: 2023 PDC Q-School
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 2:53 pm
Add me in (if Dave will take my money)
Re: 2023 PDC Q-School
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 2:53 pm
You’re giving him an excuse when he’s been saying all year he will probably goSuspect Device wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 2:45 pm Who's setting up the go fund dave?
15 members each initially contributing £30 each will get him signed up.
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Re: 2023 PDC Q-School
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 2:58 pm
Moved this post to this thread so Dave will see it.Suspect Device wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 2:45 pm Who's setting up the go fund dave?
15 members each initially contributing £30 each will get him signed up.
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Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 3:12 pm
I will pass on this thanks. In the current cost of living situation I have more things to worry about than supporting a forum hardman's weekly Chinese takeaway
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 3:24 pm
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 3:36 pm
No ta. He had the chance to take £100 off me the other year, and his retarded interpretation of the DRA betting rules meant he didnt.
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 3:56 pm
In any case the money he saves will go to Chinese and booze. Fuck the cunt. He is the smallest man on the forum.Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 3:24 pmI assume the money will not be given to Dave until he has paid the entry fee.
Re: DBG's career: Q School 2023?
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 4:02 pm
I’d rather burn the £30 in front of him, thanks.