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Orange Is The New Black

In rare archive footage, Martin Fitzmaurice discusses his hatred of people who use fake tan.

Love they neighbour starring Martin fitzmaurice.

Naked Attraction

Martin Fitzmaurice chooses from 3 potential naked suitors, and picks Slyvia Smart who he then shags whilst his wife dies in a care home.

Teen Wolfie.... a look back at the start of the spineless one's career when TV wasn't invented

tungsten tossers wrote:Teen Wolfie.... a look back at the start of the spineless one's career when TV wasn't invented

Will it detail all the years he couldn't qualify, and then mature, as soon as all the decent players fucked off?

On The Buses

Cleaners for Arriva get to work cleaning up all the piss that Derek Weston left on a single decker whilst a load of kids were sat inside it.

Munterbuchner

Medical. Catch up with Michael Unterbuchner on his most audacious mission to date - to win the Ladies' World Professional Darts Championship.

Darts celebrity jeopardy - A quiz show where BDO stars give their ranking points to a charity

Horizon - new series where the BDO board have to try and find the good ship PDC which has sailed off into the sunset. Warning - contains strong language from the start.

Gamesmaster - BDO Edition

The reanimated corpse of Martin Fitzmaurice is your virtual host. Can Scott Mitchell beat Dennis Harbour on the brand new ZX Spectrum game "Manic Miner"?. Plus, roving reporter Helen Skelton looks into the potential for there to be 256KB memory capacity on future consoles, whilst being groped by a Scottish midget.

Home and Away - Reality show starring the cream of ladies darts as BDO TV follow the Clackmannanshire Ladies B side in their annual quest for glory in the BICC Scotland South Division. ( Not suitable for minors or anyone with a nervous disposition)

Jim'll Fix It
World Number Three Jim Williams is all ears! Free career advice from the hottest young darts talent around. He fixed it for Glen Durrant - will he fix it for you? Tickets go on sale in the summer. Join us tonight.

Top of the Tops - the BDO variety music show, hosted by Scott Mitchell. Featuring smash hits such as "When Droves Cry", and "I'm Not Gonna Be", known for its iconic line "I would drive 200 miles".


(Aww crap, it was "two hours", wasn't it? Well, I'll let my ineptitude stand.)

Multi Coloured Swap shop :

Filmed live from the Lakeside Stage, hosted by Rab Buttler and starring Oche Balboa with his new Winmau crayons.
Will Oche be the first to fill in a segment of the stage set up in a colour other than yellow, black or red ? Tune in to find out.

"How Clean Is My Spouse"

A tough documentary as Michael van Gerwen accompinies his 15 year old sister in- law to the doctors for an STI test after she spent the night with Jelle Klaasen.

The Viper wrote:"How Clean Is My Spouse"

A tough documentary as Michael van Gerwen accompinies his 15 year old sister in- law to the doctors for an STI test after she spent the night with Jelle Klaasen.

Wrong channel, mate.

BDO'Clock Philosophy Corner
Debate show. If the World Professional Darts Championship occurs but there's nobody around to see it, does it mean anything? Andy Baetens presents.

The Pigeon Detectives

The organisers of the Scottish Open hunt in vain to try and find the bird they tasked with sending the results of their event to the Welsh industrial estate.

Birds with no feathers

The bdo's communication network is in trouble.....

The Ghosts of Motley Hall

a busload of 100 year old men in strange red uniforms arrive at the Piss Palace to claim their front row seats