The Completely Useless Information Thread - open all hours

[Justin Credible]

I've had so many on the go at the same time that I had three in the same place. That was a difficult evening but real fun

fuck that......I was mad...not stupid

[micko]

MvG is not a dwarf.

[Justin Credible]

fuck you and your political correctness..............

keep your "vertically challenged" notions

He is a dwarf, but will accept pygmy, midget or goblin

[micko]

fuck you and your political correctness..............

keep your "vertically challenged" notions

He is a dwarf, but will accept pygmy, midget or goblin

He's over 6ft tall ffs. Just cos you're a fecking giant you think everyone's a midget.

[Justin Credible]

fuck you and your political correctness..............

keep your "vertically challenged" notions

He is a dwarf, but will accept pygmy, midget or goblin

He's over 6ft tall ffs. Just cos you're a fecking giant you think everyone's a midget.

I am no giant, just skinny so i look tall......an optical illusion

No way is that dwarf 6foot tall......six foot wide more like

[micko]

fuck you and your political correctness..............

keep your "vertically challenged" notions

He is a dwarf, but will accept pygmy, midget or goblin

He's over 6ft tall ffs. Just cos you're a fecking giant you think everyone's a midget.

I am no giant, just skinny so i look tall......an optical illusion

No way is that dwarf 6foot tall......six foot wide more like

I met him up in the City West and he is fairly tall Gaz. But then again I'm a bit of a midget anyway so everyone looks tall to me.

[micko]

Armed cops around our little town last night.

[micko]

Blazing Saddles now on Network 2.

[Justin Credible]

I had my second shit of 2013.........even better than the last one

[Jockenaria]

I'm still awaiting my first arrival

[Justin Credible]

my first was on the stroke of midnight, but had to rush it due to the fireworks freaking the shit out of my dogs

[M H]

Only 356 days to Christmas!

[welsh]

I haven't had a smoke all day you bunch of irritating cunts..

[Justin Credible]

I got out of bed at 7 this evening

[DrZoidberg]

I got out of bed at 7 this evening

not long after me. i was half 4.

i fucking love waking up when its dark. thats why i hate summer.

[M H]

It's dark at 6 in the morning these days!

[DrZoidberg]

It's dark at 6 in the morning these days!

still dark at 8 up here. its fucking brilliant.

[Justin Credible]

I got out of bed at 7 this evening

not long after me. i was half 4.

i fucking love waking up when its dark. thats why i hate summer.

same here....not only do I hate the sun, I hate the people it brings out. Give me a cool dark autumn evening anytime , pub hopping under a cover of darkness

Stayed up and watched the first 2 seasons of the cop show wallander, then did a lot of stuff on another forum, by the time i was finished it was getting bright so uncovered the bird, fed him, walked the dogs , had something to eat, went to bed around noon as the wife and her sister went to the cinema,

Myself and the dogs then slept all day, Will take them out again later tonight after 1 or 2 and hopefully be in bed around 7am and get up about 12 and get back on track

[Randall]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221B-BAKER-ST ... 1484831%26

found this in the loft over xmas, forgot how good it was.

i won, without even having to cheat.

[M H]

I've tweaked a muscle in my arm