Not The Premier League Darts [NTPLD] 2025 -- Results & Chat Thread

[The Crow]

6

Thank you Captain.

1 hobo
2 dfc180
3 skweezit
4 randall
5 thorn
6 crow
7 dfr
8 james4
9 tt
10 rogg
11 emu
12 malt
13 safc

Crowy you're up! Save someone.

The one and only Legend that is Kists Dad please Rogg

[Randall]

Who is kists dad?

[Emulsfier]

Who is kists dad?

Patrick Greerats who is bald and dutch with a Kistish skull shape.

[Rogg]

6

Thank you Captain.

1 hobo
2 dfc180
3 skweezit
4 randall
5 thorn
6 crow
7 dfr
8 james4
9 tt
10 rogg
11 emu
12 malt
13 safc

Crowy you're up! Save someone.

The one and only Legend that is Kists Dad please Rogg

Thanks. Patrick is saved.

[Randall]

Who is kists dad?

Patrick Greerats who is bald and dutch with a Kistish skull shape.

Never heard of him

[Rogg]

Updated bracket.



Luke Humphries v Thibault Tricole / Steve Lennon
Luke Woodhouse / Justin Hood v Raymond van Barneveld / Leon Weber

Michael Smith / Mario Vandenbogaerde v Keane Barry / Brett Claydon
Dimitri Van den Bergh v Ian White
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Gerwyn Price v Jules van Dongen
Dirk van Duijvenbode / Andy Boulton v Kevin Doets / WILDCARD ROUND WINNER

Chris Dobey / Jelle Klaasen v Pero Ljubic
Daryl Gurney / Cor Dekker v Madars Razma / Owen Bates
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Rob Cross v Mensur Suljovic / Marvin van Velzen
Darryl Pilgrim v Gabriel Clemens

Ross Smith / Darren Beveridge v Kim Huybrechts / James Hurrell
Gary Anderson / Radek Szaganski v Florian Hempel / Andy Baetens
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Stephen Bunting / Adam Lipscombe v Connor Scutt / Jim Long
Ryan Joyce / Dom Taylor v Martin Lukeman

Danny Noppert / Stefaan Henderyck v Matt Campbell / Tavis Dudeney
Max Hopp v Jose de Sousa

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Luke Littler / Oskar Lukasiak v Robert Grundy
Krzysztof Ratajski / Rhys Griffin v Jermaine Wattimena

Josh Rock v Jim Williams / Niko Springer
Ryan Searle / Bradley Brooks v Niels Zonneveld / Maik Kuivenhoven
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Damon Heta / Kai Gotthardt v Ryan Meikle / Cam Crabtree
Gian van Veen / Tytus Kanik v Callan Rydz / Nathan Rafferty

Nathan Aspinall v Adam Hunt
Mike De Decker v Mickey Mansell / Matthew Dennant
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Michael van Gerwen / Adam Warner v Jeffrey de Graaf
Brendan Dolan v Scott Williams / Martijn Dragt

James Wade v William O’Connor / William Borland
Andrew Gilding / Tim Wolters v Richard Veenstra / Maximillian Czerwinski
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Jonny Clayton / George Killington v Stephen Burton / Jitse van der Wal
Ritchie Edhouse v Cameron Menzies / Dennie Olde Kalter

Peter Wright / Christian Kist v Lukas Wenig
Joe Cullen / Karel Sedlacek v Ricky Evans


WILDCARD ROUND
1. Chris Landman [DeepFriedRat]
2. Sebastian Bialecki [James4]
3. Patrick Geeraets [The Crow]
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[skweezit]

oh my! what wickedness is dis?
majority votes for darryl "Barabbas" pilgrim?
are you kidding me?
didn't he murder someone? I think he did.
read it somewhere.

forgive them, ricardo.
they know not what they do.

[tungsten tossers]

oh my! what wickedness is dis?
majority votes for darryl "Barabbas" pilgrim?
are you kidding me?
didn't he murder someone? I think he did.
read it somewhere.

forgive them, ricardo.
they know not what they do.

[Rogg]

[Rogg]

Remember we are back tomorrow. The halfway point of Round 1.

Thorn gets the belt if he says Wtf again:

[The Thorn]

GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS

[DeepFriedRat]

GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS

A new low sadly

[The Thorn]

GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS

A new low sadly

Every day is a new day

[Dfc180]

GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS

A new low sadly

+1

[Rogg]

My fault for deadnaming him.

[The Thorn]

I love Jodie sorry I got too excited there

My first thought was to find a horny copypasta and translate it into French

[Rogg]

Tonight's matches will be posted in the voting thread later, my friends. You can vote from 7pm tonight.

[Rogg]

Tonight's matches are coming up soon in the voting thread. See you there from 7pm.

[The Thorn]

Get in

[skweezit]

just a quick reminder before y'all vote today.

anyone who votes for Stephen Bunting will be required to sing,
with fully outstretched arms,
his walk-on song with these substitute lyrics "I've a Lame Cranium"

and you must passionately own it and then cry afterwards.