2019 Grand Slam of Darts

[James Harrogate]

Take that 136 on your five chins, Bellyboy.

[sennafan24]

Sat down to watch first game , put some crumpets in my new toaster , fused the whole house ! It's taken 25 mins to get my sky box rebooted...
It sounds like the fat lad was impressive.
Talking of fat lads , St Helens fattest is getting a spanking here , he says hes on a diet and going out running. Hes accepted hes gotta toughen up.
Gerwyn Prices company are fitting my new bathroom.. Gerwyn pulled a few strings so itll be done in time for Christmas

This gimmick is far better than your James Harrogate gimmick. And your Superswede multiple.

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Fatty Smith clapping when the other guy checks out.... we've told him about that ...too nice !

[Jimmi]

Why does Veenstra have the word ' Flyers' on his back ?

Because that what most of his darts are.

[Randall]

Anyone remember a year or so ago when Randall said the standard was better in the BDO?

Did I?
Was i ok??

Probably not

God knows i spout a lot of bollocks buts that's ridiculous

Here we go - viewtopic.php?f=9&t=8239&p=805036&hilit ... rd#p805032

A bit different to what I remembered. You said the standard was higher at the BDO Masters than the Euro Championship.

I do remember that.
The euros were a disgrace last year.

[Randall]

What a fucked up game.

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Wade calls Colin Lloyd a "not a very nice person".

I can't tell whether he was serious, or whether he was joking and Lloyd was in the background of the interview.

What you have to understand about Wadey is he takes strong medication and drinks alot! Not a good combo . He spends his life battling his own thoughts . He is at his worst when he tries to sound intelligent, which he isnt, when hes interviewed he thinks he has to be clever. Hed be happier locked in a garage with a car engine to fix and a few can of Stella than playing darts on tv , but he cant resist the money. Hes a total nutter who doesbt mean or understand most of what hes saying ! Remember the Worlds when he said about his Asian opponent " I wanted to hit him in the face really hard and do it for England " .. enough said ! My mate Paul gets on well with his missus .

Flawed genius?

His interviews were more fun without his meds , he never knew what he was going to say next...love him to be in the commentary box , if Nicho can get away with it
so should Wade

Now that would be beyond funny !

[Fiss Plaps]

Pathetic from Schindler for the second day in a row.

[Jimmi]

Schindler's doubles letting him down yet again.

[James Harrogate]

Sat down to watch first game , put some crumpets in my new toaster , fused the whole house ! It's taken 25 mins to get my sky box rebooted...
It sounds like the fat lad was impressive.
Talking of fat lads , St Helens fattest is getting a spanking here , he says hes on a diet and going out running. Hes accepted hes gotta toughen up.
Gerwyn Prices company are fitting my new bathroom.. Gerwyn pulled a few strings so itll be done in time for Christmas

This gimmick is far better than your James Harrogate gimmick. And your Superswede multiple.

Why do you have one of the least attractive women in Hollywood as you avatar? The slavic untermensch you had before was better.

[The Thorn]

Pathetic from Schindler for the second day in a row.

*Third day

[bullseye]

Schindler joining the list of mega chokers.

[skweezit]

oh, martin came up short.

[Randall]

Pathetic from Schindler for the second day in a row.

*Third day

Consistency is all we ask for

[thegentle]

Ffs, Schindler really should be on two wins and a possible last 16 game, the useless jobber

[Fiss Plaps]

Pathetic from Schindler for the second day in a row.

*Third day

Meant in terms of shitting away match winning opportunities.

[Safc]

Schindler chocking worse than White

[miguelking]

No fucker chokes more than Ian 100 year old fuck face shite

[Randall]

Mardle still talking up ashton.
She has no fucking chance.

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Sat down to watch first game , put some crumpets in my new toaster , fused the whole house ! It's taken 25 mins to get my sky box rebooted...
It sounds like the fat lad was impressive.
Talking of fat lads , St Helens fattest is getting a spanking here , he says hes on a diet and going out running. Hes accepted hes gotta toughen up.
Gerwyn Prices company are fitting my new bathroom.. Gerwyn pulled a few strings so itll be done in time for Christmas

This gimmick is far better than your James Harrogate gimmick. And your Superswede multiple.

Dunno what you're on about mate
I joined when It says i did , never had an account before , believe what you will. Theres only one of me mate. I run my own small gym and have a gardening business, my best mate Paul loves darts , I'm not from St Helens originally , he is , he knows All the Saints players real well and I've got to know them through him... believe what you want everything we've told you on here is true , we told you at the start of last weeks tournament that the Gay Dutch lad gets to the final @ odds of 80-1 , plus a few winners from advanced filming it's hard because they change some stuff , you need to be there , we go to alot of tournaments, Paul especially, we arent there this week after a few weekends away. Believe what you like .
My posts are meant to be a bit of inside info and a bit of fun, but they are always true ... most of the players are thick as pig shit