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TheArrow wrote:

Cameron wrote:

TheArrow wrote:

Cameron wrote:

TheArrow wrote:I run 5 miles twice a week at a fastish pace.

I thought cardio was for girls?

Hypocrite.

It is, I do it wearing a dress.

Going to a gym and doing cardio is for girls, do it in the fresh air for free for fucks sake.

If you're going to the gym anyway, doing cardio on top is free.

My gym is free anyway as my mate owns it, shove that up your bum. You only go for cardio though, so are wasting your money, run or cycle outside ffs

It would cost me more to buy a bike than it does in gym membership.

Cameron wrote:

TheArrow wrote:

Cameron wrote:

TheArrow wrote:

Cameron wrote: I thought cardio was for girls?

Hypocrite.

It is, I do it wearing a dress.

Going to a gym and doing cardio is for girls, do it in the fresh air for free for fucks sake.

If you're going to the gym anyway, doing cardio on top is free.

My gym is free anyway as my mate owns it, shove that up your bum. You only go for cardio though, so are wasting your money, run or cycle outside ffs

It would cost me more to buy a bike than it does in gym membership.

You have feet don't you? Jog or run, you mug.

No bodybuilding today ;-(

has dave taken the stabilizers of his bike yet ?

Probably not, mug pays £20/30 a month to sit inside peddling or jogging activities he could do for free outside in the fresh air.

the problem is the fresh air, a good gust of wind and his puny frame might get blown away

My cock is all muscle and its up every morning before I am doing stretching exercises.

doG wrote:My cock is all muscle and its up every child before I am doing stretching exercises.

TheArrow wrote:Probably not, mug pays £20/30 a month to sit inside peddling or jogging activities he could do for free outside in the fresh air.

I also row, and cross train, and use a few of the weights machines. And, as I've said repeatedly, I don't own a bicycle....

ok thanks dave

Cameron wrote:

TheArrow wrote:Probably not, mug pays £20/30 a month to sit inside peddling or jogging activities he could do for free outside in the fresh air.

I also row, and cross train, and use a few of the weights machines. And, as I've said repeatedly, I don't own a bicycle....

How much can you lift on the machines? *snigger*

Couldn't find the Matt Clark thread on here so I'm posting this in here, if I get enough interest in my podcasts then I may make this a weekly thing, have a wee little listen to this, there's a good lad:

http://picosong.com/96KB/

WTF ?

Justin Credible wrote:WTF ?

It's my pilot podcast, spawned from the DF Karaoke Thread, if there's enough interest I'll talk about Matt Clark, Bodybuilding, 180's and various other topics in the future episodes.

an interesting 48 seconds.

The Irish don't tend to use the word wee as in small, just a tip for nest time up

M H wrote:The Irish don't tend to use the word wee as in small, just a tip for nest time up

next time I'll be Welsh.

TheArrow wrote:

M H wrote:The Irish don't tend to use the word wee as in small, just a tip for nest time up

next time I'll be Welsh.

might be more believable, although i thought you were breaking into the welsh accent towards the end

Justin Credible wrote:

TheArrow wrote:

M H wrote:The Irish don't tend to use the word wee as in small, just a tip for nest time up

next time I'll be Welsh.

might be more believable, although i thought you were breaking into the welsh accent towards the end

A bit of Bradford in there too at the beginning.

Seems to have annoyed TSOD anyway, saying I'm a 'fraud' on twitter and asking about me, it's pretty clear I'm not pretending to be Matt hence 'Fanpage' in the name.

How dare you try to be different.

Unless you are wishing Wes Newton a happy birthday, kissing the mods about the sponsorship scheme or rimming jobbers who post on there you will be deemed a bad influence or a cunt.

Even if you are a cunt, you are our cunt.