Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeside Howlers

[Randall]

Nobody in the crowd or the comms give a fuck.

[Fiss Plaps]

Tony recounting that one of Scott's friends took a leg off him in the Grand Slam qualifier a few years ago.

Duzza jumping county mentioned.

[Fiss Plaps]

Equal prize funds discussed again.

Unterbuchner with a scoring visit of 38.

Waites wins with an 85 average. Unterbuchner barely averages 80.

[Rogg]

The first semi-final in the men's event.

Unty scores 40 on 219.

[Fiss Plaps]

Both Waites and Unterbuchner averaging less than Suzuki.

[Zeyes]

Mason sounding the "biggest stage of all" klaxon.

[Fiss Plaps]

Mason talks about Williams being only threatened this tournament by Mitchell, conveniently forgetting that Roger Janssen was 2-0 up on him.

[shenmue]

Comms lost all interest in the game

I turned it off after 3 sets. Waites has been involved in some of the worst semi finals and finals at lakeside but he won't be bothered.

[Fiss Plaps]

* * * AVERAGES DON'T MATTER KLAXON * * *

Uttered by Mace.

[Zeyes]

Mason thinking somebody's going to seize the opportunity and stage a big-money women's tournament in Japan now, rofl.

[Rogg]

Stone_Roses365 @Stone_Roses365 2h
I’d let someone else do it next year, ask a stupid question you will get a stupid answer

Georgie Bingham @georgiebingham
Thanks dickhead I’ll beat myself up about that enough. Don’t need your help.

lol

[Fiss Plaps]

Stone_Roses365 @Stone_Roses365 2h
I’d let someone else do it next year, ask a stupid question you will get a stupid answer

Georgie Bingham @georgiebingham
Thanks dickhead I’ll beat myself up about that enough. Don’t need your help.

lol

She's been fucking hopeless. Showed no interest at all.

[Randall]

Mason thinking somebody's going to seize the opportunity and stage a big-money women's tournament in Japan now, rofl.

He doesn't really

[Zeyes]

Makes no real difference if he actually believes it, saying it on TV is bad enough.

[Randall]

No worse than a load of other crap he has spouted during his "bdo phase"

[Fiss Plaps]

Mason mentioning county play-offs in relation to the women's play-off qualifiers.

Adams salutes the crowd mid-punditry, who have been howling like fuckwits all week when he appears.

[Thaddeus Griffin]

Coombs describes Lakeside as “absolutely jumping”, while the mong pit chants along to The Beatles.

Waiting for the first rendition of “Yaya, Kolo”. Best of order, ladies and gentlemen.

[Fiss Plaps]

Duzza manages to miss both single 20 and single 13 in an attempt to finish 68.

Rawling adlibs in a part about Prostate Cancer UK.

[Gunga Din]

Rawlings sayings wouldnt be surprised if we got our 1st 100 average of the week in this game. I would. I'd be fucking stunned.

[Mabbsy]

Oshea claiming Ronnie O'Sullivan hits a 147 every other frame