2021 Fakeside Comp - Ex PDC v BDO

[Randall]

If I didn't know them I just assumed they were shit

[DartJack Horseman]

Is Tom Sawyer a fake BDO name?
Will Huckleberry be a cameo?

[DartJack Horseman]

(HALLOWEEN JACK) Mike van Duivenbode 1-3 Sebastian Steyer (PIGPEN) Come on Seba!
My Schindi is too good this time!

You missed most of the games mate

Oh no! And I tried to be so thorough!
But Sebastian won thanks to me.

(HALLOWEEN JACK) Mike van Duivenbode 8-9 Sebastian Steyer (PIGPEN)

[Safc]

(GIDRA) Jeffrey Sparidaans 0-3 Richard Veenstra (SAFC)
(VICED92) John Part 3-0 Larry Butler (DARTS SECRETARY)
(TOMMO) Joshua Richardson 1-3 Sebastian Steyer (PIGPEN)
(HALLOWEEN JACK) James Hurrell 0-3 John O'Shea (RANDALL)
(BARNEY ARMY) Benjamin Pratnemer 0-3 Aden Kirk (THE MALTESE DART)
(JIMMI) Peter Manley 3-0 Martin Schindler (DARTJACK HORSEMAN)
(MABBSY) Terry Jenkins 3-0 Joe Murnan (WOLFLANTERNBUMBAG)
(DFC180) Martin Phillips 3-0 Robbie Green (MALANAX)

(DARTJACK HORSEMAN) Anastasia Dobromyslova 3-0 Jim Widmayer (EASTER BILL)
(THE DAZZLER) Thibault Tricole 1-3 Thomas Junghans (PIGPEN) Who are these two cunts?
(GRIEPEL) Daryl Fitton 3- 0 David Pallett (RANDALL)
(RANDALL) Robert Marijanovic 2-3 Royden Lam (THE THORN)
(BOJERU) Ted Hankey 3-0 Gavin Carlin (EASTER BILL)
(GRIEPEL) Nigel Heydon 3-0 Kim Viljanen (ROGG)
(DEEP FRIED RAT) Kevin Painter 0-3 Johan Engstrom (BOJERU) Who is Johan Engstrom? Either way, fuck Painter. Cunt.
(EASTER BILL) Boris Koltsov 0-3 Dyson Parody (D & B)

Johan Engstrom is known as the The Sweet Ferret

[Jimmi]

Johan Engstrom is known as the The Sweet Ferret

There's only one man who deserves that nickname.
Mr J Clayton.

[tungsten tossers]

(GIDRA) Jeffrey Sparidaans 0-3 Richard Veenstra (SAFC)
(VICED92) John Part 3-0 Larry Butler (DARTS SECRETARY)
(TOMMO) Joshua Richardson 1-3 Sebastian Steyer (PIGPEN)
(HALLOWEEN JACK) James Hurrell 0-3 John O'Shea (RANDALL)
(BARNEY ARMY) Benjamin Pratnemer 0-3 Aden Kirk (THE MALTESE DART)
(JIMMI) Peter Manley 3-0 Martin Schindler (DARTJACK HORSEMAN)
(MABBSY) Terry Jenkins 3-0 Joe Murnan (WOLFLANTERNBUMBAG)
(DFC180) Martin Phillips 3-0 Robbie Green (MALANAX)

(DARTJACK HORSEMAN) Anastasia Dobromyslova 3-0 Jim Widmayer (EASTER BILL)
(THE DAZZLER) Thibault Tricole 1-3 Thomas Junghans (PIGPEN) Who are these two cunts?
(GRIEPEL) Daryl Fitton 3- 0 David Pallett (RANDALL)
(RANDALL) Robert Marijanovic 2-3 Royden Lam (THE THORN)
(BOJERU) Ted Hankey 3-0 Gavin Carlin (EASTER BILL)
(GRIEPEL) Nigel Heydon 3-0 Kim Viljanen (ROGG)
(DEEP FRIED RAT) Kevin Painter 0-3 Johan Engstrom (BOJERU) Who is Johan Engstrom? Either way, fuck Painter. Cunt.
(EASTER BILL) Boris Koltsov 0-3 Dyson Parody (D & B)

Johan Engstrom is known as the The Sweet Ferret

could be worse... it could've been The Chutney Ferret

[Safc]

I'm guessing a lot of people have never seen Dennis Harbour play

[Randall]

I have sadly

[Jimmi]

I'm guessing a lot of people have never seen Dennis Harbour play

You leave Dennis alone!

I have no idea who he is!
But leave him alone!

[Safc]

I'm guessing a lot of people have never seen Dennis Harbour play

You leave Dennis alone!

I have no idea who he is!
But leave him alone!

[Safc]

I have sadly

Sorry I made you have to think about him mate

[Jimmi]

I have sadly

Sorry I made you have to think about him mate

Fitton looked sick as a pig he lost that, haha.

[Randall]

I still dont know how I predicted corinne to lose
Must have been a typo

[Safc]

I still dont know how I predicted corinne to lose
Must have been a typo

It wouldn't of mattered mate don't beat yourself up about it

[Randall]

I still dont know how I predicted corinne to lose
Must have been a typo

It wouldn't of mattered mate don't beat yourself off about it

Disappointing

[Dfc180]

I still dont know how I predicted corinne to lose
Must have been a typo

It wouldn't of mattered mate don't beat yourself up about it

He will beat himself off about it though

[DartJack Horseman]

Damn! Missed the day with my own 4 horses

[Randall]

Damn! Missed the day with my own 4 horses

Evening jack
I did a couple more songs

[DartJack Horseman]

I shall read them but would be easier (to listen) with titles! haha
But..... but.... I see I missed 7 pages of DBG thread!? I just heard of him and seen some twitter/fb pictures.
Seems young and polite.

[Randall]

I shall read them but would be easier (to listen) with titles! haha
But..... but.... I see I missed 7 pages of DBG thread!? I just heard of him and seen some twitter/fb pictures.
Seems young and polite.

He will give you a warm welcome on his thread I'm sure