The Darts Forum

Tommo wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:38 pm Adams was known as a lot of things, "giggling, spineless, prostate hole cunt was a popular one".

Looks like we're spared invites after all.

I'll never believe two faced Hearn again. If he put Fallon into the event I could have had the best wank of my life.

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:43 pm I'll never believe two faced Hearn again. If he put Fallon into the event I could have had the best wank of my life.

Be a bit weird if she plays Andrew Gilding and you've got your tackle out.

Jimmi wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:45 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:43 pm I'll never believe two faced Hearn again. If he put Fallon into the event I could have had the best wank of my life.

Be a bit weird if she plays Andrew Gilding and you've got your tackle out.

I don’t think Thorn is too fussy mate.

Jimmi wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:45 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:43 pm I'll never believe two faced Hearn again. If he put Fallon into the event I could have had the best wank of my life.

Be a bit weird if she plays Andrew Gilding and you've got your tackle out.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:47 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:45 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:43 pm I'll never believe two faced Hearn again. If he put Fallon into the event I could have had the best wank of my life.

Be a bit weird if she plays Andrew Gilding and you've got your tackle out.

I don’t think Thorn is too fussy mate.

Must not be.

Jimmi wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:45 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:43 pm I'll never believe two faced Hearn again. If he put Fallon into the event I could have had the best wank of my life.

Be a bit weird if she plays Andrew Gilding and you've got your tackle out.

I'd put it away when the fat cunt is throwing. Or maybe not, sacrifices will have to be made. I have a 50/50 chance of getting my timing right.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:47 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:45 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:43 pm I'll never believe two faced Hearn again. If he put Fallon into the event I could have had the best wank of my life.

Be a bit weird if she plays Andrew Gilding and you've got your tackle out.

I don’t think Thorn is too fussy mate.

You couldn't pull in a brothel.

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:51 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:47 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:45 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:43 pm I'll never believe two faced Hearn again. If he put Fallon into the event I could have had the best wank of my life.

Be a bit weird if she plays Andrew Gilding and you've got your tackle out.

I don’t think Thorn is too fussy mate.

You couldn't pull in a brothel.

When you look like me mate it’s never been a problem. I’m happily married now though.
What about you? What was it Soft Cell sang?
“And now I’m all alone in bedsit land my only home “
I’m only pulling your leg, I’m sure you are very happy in your private life.

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:53 pm When you look like me mate it’s never been a problem. I’m happily married now though.
What about you? What was it Soft Cell sang?
“And now I’m all alone in bedsit land my only home “

Fucking hell.

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:54 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:53 pm When you look like me mate it’s never been a problem. I’m happily married now though.
What about you? What was it Soft Cell sang?
“And now I’m all alone in bedsit land my only home “

Fucking hell.

Talking about Marc Almond, the world spunk drinking champion, fucking hell!

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:49 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:45 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:43 pm I'll never believe two faced Hearn again. If he put Fallon into the event I could have had the best wank of my life.

Be a bit weird if she plays Andrew Gilding and you've got your tackle out.

I'd put it away when the fat cunt is throwing. Or maybe not, sacrifices will have to be made. I have a 50/50 chance of getting my timing right.

Imagine if you don’t though and Gilding appears on screen as you hit the jackpot

Tommo wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:56 pm

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:54 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:53 pm When you look like me mate it’s never been a problem. I’m happily married now though.
What about you? What was it Soft Cell sang?
“And now I’m all alone in bedsit land my only home “

Fucking hell.

Talking about Marc Almond, the world spunk drinking champion, fucking hell!

Is that urban myth still doing the rounds?

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:56 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:49 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:45 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:43 pm I'll never believe two faced Hearn again. If he put Fallon into the event I could have had the best wank of my life.

Be a bit weird if she plays Andrew Gilding and you've got your tackle out.

I'd put it away when the fat cunt is throwing. Or maybe not, sacrifices will have to be made. I have a 50/50 chance of getting my timing right.

Imagine if you don’t though and Gilding appears on screen as you hit the jackpot

I'm not going to imagine that. Fuck, too late.

Reopens thread. Sees Thorn and Halloween Jack talking nonsense. Closes thread.

Say hello wave goodbye?

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 8:01 pm Reopens thread. Sees Thorn and Halloween Jack talking nonsense.

Business as usual

Randall wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 8:02 pm Say hello wave goodbye?

I think Thorn is definitely on about some kind of ‘Tainted love’

Maybe Senna has gone off to the Pink Flamingo? I bet he will be crying in the rain though as it will be closed.

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:59 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:56 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:49 pm

Jimmi wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:45 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:43 pm I'll never believe two faced Hearn again. If he put Fallon into the event I could have had the best wank of my life.

Be a bit weird if she plays Andrew Gilding and you've got your tackle out.

I'd put it away when the fat cunt is throwing. Or maybe not, sacrifices will have to be made. I have a 50/50 chance of getting my timing right.

Imagine if you don’t though and Gilding appears on screen as you hit the jackpot

I'm not going to imagine that. Fuck, too late.

Post of the week.