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Going for (fake) gold
Thieves target wolfies bum bag

The hotel inspector
Shocking scenes as the lakeshite hotel is closed down aft3r an outbreak of food poisoning is traced back to their burgers and chips.
£3 chips, £4 burgers or burger and chips £8.

The Chase
Documentary series following the exploits of the BDO Travel Club as they venture round the shitholes of Europe aiming to pick up as many valuable ranking points as they can for the Lakeside World Professional Darts Championships.

On this week's episode, Gary Robson demonstrates the art of hoverboarding to some bewildered Romanian youngsters and Jim Williams tries out a Swedish sauna.

How to look good naked - munters special
CANCELLED.

Throbbing Hood: Prins of Thieves

Lakeside favourite Sharon Prins as you've never seen her before. Followed by highlights of the Gold Cup. Viewer discretion is advised.

Red dwarf
A tin of red paint he is using to paint the face spills all over Ross's head.

(On the) scrapheap challenge
Down on his luck ted has to last on one packet of fags until his next dole cheque comes in.

Dragons' Des - watch as the BDO chairman attempts to sell his BDO business plan to five well-heeled investors, only to find out that they're not quite as gullible as the average county delegate.

Pointless- A documentary into the BDO

Wipeout
Follows Tony and daryl as they try their hands at pdc q school.

Lincolnshire Nights: The Ballad of Des Jacklin
Based on the real life story of the 2018 takeover of the BDO by Lincolnshire County Darts.

Starring Michael Barrymore as Des Jacklin, Leigh Francis as Paula Jacklin and Gloria Hunniford as Sue Williams.

How Do They Do That?

Revival of the 90s factual entertainment show presented by Des Lynam and Gaby Roslin.
Tonight: the sheer mechanics of how Martin Fitzmaurice managed to have intercourse with another heffer whilst his wife died in a nursing home.

The Ginge Reaper wrote:How Do They Do That?

Revival of the 90s factual entertainment show presented by Des Lynam and Gaby Roslin.
Tonight: the sheer mechanics of how Martin Fitzmaurice managed to have intercourse with another heffer whilst his wife died in a nursing home.

Knew it was coming somewhere.

Ebony and Ivory-

Set in the 1970s two middle aged female cops (Deta Hetman and Lisa Ashton) aim to crack crime.

Randall wrote:

The Ginge Reaper wrote:How Do They Do That?

Revival of the 90s factual entertainment show presented by Des Lynam and Gaby Roslin.
Tonight: the sheer mechanics of how Martin Fitzmaurice managed to have intercourse with another heffer whilst his wife died in a nursing home.

Knew it was coming somewhere.

Probably into one of the folds of skin....oh you meant my post!

Casualty

The actions of many BDO directors cause the organisation to be put in intensive care

BBC breakfast- Tony Eccles' morning shower takes an interesting turn when some well endowed black men insist he put his mouth to good use.

Still the finest wrote:BBC breakfast- Tony Eccles' morning shower takes an interesting turn when some well endowed black men insist he put his mouth to good use.

Clever, clever

Brian Of Britain

Travel show starring Doggy Dawson.

Doctors- The team are left humiliated when the BDO fanatics diagnose a stroke that they failed to notice.