The BDO Appreciation Society - Sponsored by Zeyes

[Justin Credible]

only 3000 more needed

[The Ginge Reaper]

Haha ffs

[trainer]

Haha ffs

Beyond pathetic.

[Lister of Smeg]

So the rug munching fat munter cunts are spending membership funds on gambling. Nice.

[Wolflanternbumbag]

Give them £50 stake money see if they can win it on slot machines

[trainer]

Give them £30,000 members money see if they can win it on slot machines

Fixed

[Jobber]

1 Glen Durrant (England) 306
2 Mark McGeeney (England) 296
3 Scott Mitchell (England) 269
4 Jamie Hughes (England) 249
5 Ross Montgomery (Scotland) 215
6 Darius Labanauskas (Lithuania) 211
7 = Geert de Vos (Belgium) 206
7 = Martin Phillips (Wales) 206
9 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 202
10 Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 196
11 Martin Adams (England) 188
12 Darryl Fitton (England) 180
13 Andy Baetens (Belgium) 178
14 Jim Williams (Wales) 177
15 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 173
16 Daniel Day (England) 166
17 = Danny Noppert (Netherlands) 165
17 = James Hurrell (England) 165
19 Conan Whitehead (England) 160
20 Kyle McKinstry (Northern Ireland) 157
21 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 154
22 Nick Kenny (Wales) 150
23 Wayne Warren (Wales) 149
24 Jeff Smith (Canada) 141
25 = Gary Robson (England) 140
25 = Scott Waites (England) 140
27 Yoeri Duijster (Netherlands) 133
28 Krzysztof Ratajski (Poland) 130
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29 David Cameron (Canada) 120
30 Toon Greebe (Netherlands) 117
31 Martin Atkins (England) 113
32 Davy van Baelen (Belgium) 112
33 Cameron Menzies (Scotland) 108
34 Andy Fordham (England) 104
35 = Richie Edwards (Wales) 100
35 = Scott Baker (England) 100
35 = Wouter Vaes (Netherlands) 100
38 Jeffrey Sparidaans (Netherlands) 99
39 Bradley Kirk (England) 98
40 Joe Chaney (USA) 94

52 Peter Machin (Australia) 63


Andy Fordham is back!

[Justin Credible]

That is some top 16

1 Glen Durrant (England) 306 - Can lash in huge averages against pub players, but if anything comes back at him shits himself. See this weekend.

2 Mark McGeeney (England) 296... ah...the future of the bdo youth, good luck with that....

3 Scott Mitchell (England) 269....a one comp wonder, and trying to live on it since

4 Jamie Hughes (England) 249..... like all brummies, mentally retarded, with delusions of grandeur

5 Ross McLoyalty (Scotland) 215......no...this is not a typo....he is 5th in the ranking......if that does not tell you how bad things are nothing well, the guy that was chucking 77 averages in a quarter final.

6 Darius Labanauskas (Lithuania) 211 - He gets a pass, as a eastern european refugee the sterling he wins is worth double in the shithole he comes from

7 = Geert de Vos (Belgium) 206 - ah yes, the man who protects those danes from warty when he fancied himself as a hardman, needs the money to build a wall around his house to keep jackie out

7 = Martin Phillips (Wales) 206- This week he worked overtime taking out the rubbish

9 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 202 - Eurojobber extraordinaire

10 Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 196 - Beavis the Medallion man, hissyfit maestro in gloves

11 Martin Adams (England) 188 - the 60odd year old cancer sufferer still the main attraction for mushrooms....a symbol of all that is wrong with the bdo

12 Darryl Fitton (England) 180 - Another comp another defeat, and another betting rumour....probably makes more in the nookies than he does on darts

13 Andy Baetens (Belgium) 178 - Who ?

14 Jim Williams (Wales) 177 - A coal scavenging faggot like rick astley with aids

15 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 173 - Dole Army leader, king of the welsh chav first battalion

16 Daniel Day (England) 166 - He aint no Lewis.....

[Jobber]

That lad Williams is absolute dog shit in anything outside of the Turkmenistan open.

[trainer]

Des Paula Selecta

A big thank you to John Smith and co for advertising the fabulous Turkish open 2017 on the BDO official website, we been waiting for it to go on for 3 months , but now John has taken over that side of things, and only took him 24 hours to do it from my request. A step in the right direction I think !!!!!!

[Justin Credible]

heres to future clusterfucks.....it will happen

[Tommo]

Des Paula Selecta

A big thank you to John Smith and co for advertising the fabulous Turkish open 2017 on the BDO official website, we been waiting for it to go on for 3 months , but now John has taken over that side of things, and only took him 24 hours to do it from my request. A step in the right direction I think !!!!!!

Get fucked.

[cannibal]

Des Paula Selecta

only took him 24 hours to do it from my request. A step in the right direction I think !!!!!!

Only right step for you fugly is off a 20 story building.

[Sin]

1 Glen Durrant (England) 306 Bells Palsy bottle job, speaks like Rocky after Clubber , Drago and Apollo creed have tag teamed him
2 Mark McGeeney (England) 296 who ?
3 Scott Mitchell (England) 269 Incest cuntwho fucks cows, thinks he is someone, locals even think he's a turbo cunt
4 Jamie Hughes (England) 249 Yarp from hot Hot Fuzz, soundsmore retarded than Barry from Auf Weidersehn Pet
5 Ross McLoyalty (Scotland) 215 Just fuck off back to your pond you cunting little cunt of a bitter gnome cunt
6 Darius Labanauskas (Lithuania) 211 Hoping enough visits to Lakeshite will give him UK residency status and a flat
7 = Geert de Vos (Belgium) 206 Sounds like an STD, from Belgium ergo a cunt
7 = Martin Phillips (Wales) 206 Full time bin man who takes the piss out of BDO travel club members, buggers sheep
9 Willem Mandigers (Netherlands) 202 Dutch Nazi cunt, sounds like a gay scat porn star
10 Wesley Harms (Netherlands) 196 Glovey McGlove hand, cunt and Dutch Nazi, choking cunt
11 Martin Adams (England) 188 What can you say about this man tha never been said before, A lovely man with values
12 Darryl Fitton (England) 180 Child abusing fat cunt who cheats, a lot,
13 Andy Baetens (Belgium) 178 Another spacker form the the land of cunts
14 Jim Williams (Wales) 177 Nobs sheep up the shitter, talking of shitters, down one his caraer is going
15 Dean Reynolds (Wales) 173 Yet another hircine molesting fucking no mark
16 Daniel Day (England) 166 Sound like a daytime TV personality, the token him she on Loose Women, cunt
17 = Danny Noppert (Netherlands) 165 Another Germaansche SS in Nederland, Standaard IV, looks like a predator of small boys
17 = James Hurrell (England) 165 County spastic jobbing cunt
19 Conan Whitehead (England) 160 County spastic who sounds like a strain of roid acne
20 Kyle McKinstry (Northern Ireland) 157 Chav scratter from Norn Iron, shits in peoples beds after Burglarizing their house
21 Richard Veenstra (Netherlands) 154 Dirk Kuyt's sinister looking younger brother, tortures prostitutes to death in Holland
22 Nick Kenny (Wales) 150 Another flossie obsessed cunt bubble from the Vallys boyo bach is'nt it yes
23 Wayne Warren (Wales) 149 Dear fucking Aslan, another more fingers than teeth cunt from the lad of bitterness
24 Jeff Smith (Canada) 141 More money than sense Ice Twit
25 = Gary Jobson (England) 140 Gary Jobson, does what it says on the tin, i.e he fucking jobs son, chases park cars for a living
25 = Scott Waites (England) 140 Cone headed, bespoke jobber, toilet chain obsessed Yorkshire simple cunt
27 Yoeri Duijster (Netherlands) 133 The AIDS in human form
28 Krzysztof Ratajski (Poland) 130 A plumber from Poland who got roped in to make up the numbers, pines for his homleand
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29 David Cameron (Canada) 120 Moosefucker or Pig head fucking Tory Posh boy
30 Toon Greebe (Netherlands) 117 Something you hock out of your mouth after a night of chain smoking and binge drinking
31 Martin Atkins (England) 113 Yorkshire Grit, translated, pissed up usless bottling cunt
32 Davy van Baelen (Belgium) 112 Importer of child porn and Gay porn fluffer
33 Cameron Menzies (Scotland) 108 Translucent ginger, Buckfast and coke addled jock cunt
34 Andy Fordham (England) 104 Disgusting vile obes cunt, a blight on humanity
35 = Richie Edwards (Wales) 100 Used to be in the Manic Street Preachers, suspected of suicide, confirmed as plays in BDO
35 = Scott Baker (England) 100 Gormless cunt with ridiculous 60's mod style haircut, makes him an even bigger cunt
35 = Wouter Vaes (Netherlands) 100 Another Dutch Nazi cunt paedo and Necrophile
38 Jeffrey Sparidaans (Netherlands) 99 Dutch, ginger = Cunt
39 Bradley Kirk (England) 98 Chav cunt with Stonehenge themed dental work, wanks dogs
40 Joe Chaney (USA) 94 Americunt from Jewnited States of Dumbfuckinstan, flight missing thick cunt

52 Peter Machin (Australia) 63 Bogan from Straya, hated by Travel Club,

[sennafan24]

2 Mark McGeeney
5 Ross McLoyalty
25 Gary Jobson

Need we say anymore.

[Tommo]

Daz Layden Des Jacklin is in charge of the DRA in the BDO


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[trainer]

Tommy Thompson

The England Darts Organisation are pleased to announce that their chosen charity for the England International Teams will be shared for at least the next two years, by Cancer Research and Heart of Darts, whose logo’s etc. will now be prevalent at all EDO events and Internationals.
The 6 Nations Internationals held in Wales between 23rd – 25th June, 2017, will see the introduction of a singles event for both Ladies and Gentlemen, with the all prize monies being awarded to their countries designated charity. This is a unique innovation in the world of darts, and great credit to all the 6 countries, for this ground breaking initiative.

[Justin Credible]

meh...........

[jwr1978]

Ground breaking??

[The Ginge Reaper]

So an international event on that side of the divide finally gets prize money but it all gets taken off them and given to charity?

Hahahahahahahaha!