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This cretin needs help and I'm being serious.........

Mark Daniels Silverback. Viking. Dazzler. That's the trio !!!!

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Tommo wrote:This cretin needs help and I'm being serious.........

Mark Daniels Silverback. Viking. Dazzler. That's the trio !!!!

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The future of the BDO

The Shank wrote:

Kim Jong-Un wrote:

The Shank wrote:

Kim Jong-Un wrote:

cannibal wrote:Jeff Smith on FB claiming that Scotland not sending a team to WDF World Cup in Japan, and claiming rumors that no Scotland or England.
WTF happened to playing for your country the most important thing in darts? oh I see a bit of an inconvenience and all of a sudden not so important is it.

Why the fuck would you be friends with that specky Twit on facebook?

Probably makes him feel important.

I believe Cannibal is American, they are a nation of fat, inbred spazwits.

Fixed.

Skank got it right on all counts, I feel more important because I care so much about what a bunch of fat drunk fuktards who play and watch darts care, that to give me some kind, any kind of acknowledgement warms the cockels of my heart.

And on the issue of Fat yes, why yes I am. You see I don't have to rely on eating dogs, cats, and rats, to survive. Our Agri business have discovered that to get a good bang for the buck on your meat production, dogs and cats aren't the way to go.

My only quibble is even tho I may be an inbred spazwit, I won't deny it. I just count myself fortunate not to have had to look far and wide to find the person I love, she was right there in my own family all along. We already knew each other and didn't need all that courting and introduction of the families and getting to know your in laws crap....so my only quibble is spazwit maybe accurate but I much prefer Fat American Cunt
Yours in darts,
F.A.C.

Aye.

Cannibal is one of the soundest posters in the forum.

Dammit.

I was hoping for a cannibal meltdown.

This lad is far too smart.

one thing is you have to realize I just honestly don't give a fuck, more than likely am border line socio path. And I actually kind of like that about myself.

We do need a good meltdown haven't had one in awhile, was hoping with Myers making an appearance awhile back we might get one. What about sprockets? if he missed a few doses of his meds here and there who knows what he might do.

My dream meltdown and Myers fuck off move would be if it came from that ex USN who is living in the Philippines only to fulfill his tendency toward Paedo pervesion. Surprised Duterte hasn't gotten a hold of him yet, keeping looking in the headlines, American in Philippines dropped from Helicopter with left testicle removed and shoved up his anus.

Cannibal is sound.

D'Artagnan wrote:Cannibal is sound.

Slurp ^^^

Tommo wrote:This cretin needs help and I'm being serious.........

Mark Daniels Silverback. Viking. Dazzler. That's the trio !!!!

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He's been posting old Embassy programmes, resulting in more reminiscing about what a great player Phill Nixon was. Sad that he died so young, don't get me wrong, but he played in just two Worlds.

cannibal wrote: one thing is you have to realize I just honestly don't give a fuck, more than likely am border line socio path. And I actually kind of like that about myself.
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Awwww. I can relate to this.

Justin Credible wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:Cannibal is sound.

Slurp ^^^

Slurp is sound.

D'Artagnan wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:Cannibal is sound.

Slurp ^^^

Slurp is sound.

+1

The Shank wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:Cannibal is sound.

Slurp ^^^

Slurp is sound.

+1

There is a lot of sexual tension on the forum tonight.

We need a forum orgy tbh.

Kim Jong-Un wrote:

The Shank wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:

D'Artagnan wrote:Cannibal is sound.

Slurp ^^^

Slurp is sound.

+1

There is a lot of sexual tension on the forum tonight.

We need a forum orgy tbh with me as the bitch.

Tommo wrote:This cretin needs help and I'm being serious.........

Mark Daniels Silverback. Viking. Dazzler. That's the trio !!!!

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FFS!!!!!!

a combined age of well over 160 years between the 3 jobbers

Justin Credible wrote:a combined age of well over 160 years between the 3 jobbers

Probably well over 500 pounds in weight as well

M H wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:a combined age of well over 160 years between the 3 jobbers

Probably well over 500 pounds in weight as well

500? Saying 600 pounds assumes they are all 14 stone 4 in weight ffs, you could probably say over 700 in weight and be way off

actually 168 years between the 3