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[The Shank]

PDC players thinking to themselves "if only I played in the BDO, I could be on that stage" as they wipe a tear from their eyes.

[The Shank]

"A standout in this fixture"

Menzies v O'Shea.

[Rogg]

Seriously did they show dead legs? Instead of moving into games that counted for something...

They'd sooner all die than change the stoneage format of this agonising fiasco. Don't make me go through all the key worda and phrases again.

[M H]

Is it any wonder tickets flew off the shelves

[The Shank]

This Menzies fella has got to be a queer.

[M H]

The PDC offering this weekend has been far from top class but this brings a new meaning to utter shite

[The Shank]

Pity they've taken the darts per leg counter off the screen.

I lose count after 18.

[M H]

Camera switched to some fat cow swigging from a bottle, class

[The Shank]

Elsewhere, Rout is saying that tv viewers shouldn't expect programming that is fit for tv.

[M H]

Elsewhere, Rout is saying that tv viewers shouldn't expect programming that is fit for tv.

I'm sure pub goers shouldn't expect drinks fit for drinking

[M H]

Ninety minutes left and a possible 56 legs to be played, add in the break and this could actually end up close. Forget the presentations there's a real possibility coverage ends before the outcome is certain.

#couldn'tmakethisshitup

[The Shank]

Durrant on comms.

Another cunt that couldn't be bothered to play.

[Justin Credible]

Durrant on comms.

Another cunt that couldn't be bothered to play.

he has the face for radio

[Justin Credible]

Elsewhere, Rout is saying that tv viewers shouldn't expect programming that is fit for tv.

no no no. just cos its on tv does not mean it has to be fit for tv.

Midget logic 1.01

[The Shank]

Elsewhere, Rout is saying that tv viewers shouldn't expect programming that is fit for tv.

no no no. just cos its on tv does not mean it has to be fit for tv.

Midget logic 1.01

He cracks me up.

Totally contradicting himself.

[M H]

75 minutes and a potential 59 legs, easy

[The Shank]

75 minutes and a potential 59 legs, easy

Can't wait for Gwynne to inform viewers they can watch the conclusion on YouTube.

[Rogg]

Why is the piglet ruiner's match on last? He's the sodding captain. Is this some hilarious 'tradition' that I'm expected to admire?

[M H]

Now we have Harbour, makes Pipe look like VvV

[M H]

60 minutes and 47 legs, tick tock