2019 Grand Slam of Darts

[Fiss Plaps]

2x Grand Slam Participant Wayne Mardle moaning in commentary that "how long can we keep saying that things are going to happen with Dimitri Van Den Bergh?"

The lad is 25. Meanwhile, Mardle still maintains that 30-year-old Michael Smith's "time will come".

Agreed. No clue why Mardle's said that about Dimitri. If he's still done nothing in 5 years, then yeah.

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Sorry for our absence so far but my mate Paul and I can reveal Lewis v Smith match coming up was filmed yesterday.
Lewis wins

You boys make any dough... we did tell you ?

[Aitobs]

That's more like it! Highest checkout of the tournament so far, a lovely 160 from the Thorn.

[Safc]

Van den overrated loses to someone who lost to a Gibraltar HNQ and hasn't played well since 2016

[Aitobs]

5-4, closest match of the night

[Fiss Plaps]

Van den overrated loses to someone who lost to a Gibraltar HNQ

Still can't believe that Gibraltar shambles happened really. Those last 3 legs of his are probably the best Thornton's played in years.

[thegentle]

Fuck off Thornton, but fuck off Dimitri more than anyone

[Malanax]

2x Grand Slam Participant Wayne Mardle moaning in commentary that "how long can we keep saying that things are going to happen with Dimitri Van Den Bergh?"

The lad is 25. Meanwhile, Mardle still maintains that 30-year-old Michael Smith's "time will come".

Agreed. No clue why Mardle's said that about Dimitri. If he's still done nothing in 5 years, then yeah.

Considering Aspinall was useless at 25 and now looks a top 10 exciting player, stupid to write off dvdb at 25. But Mardle is stupid, so no surprise.

[Aitobs]

Good to see a couple of old stalwarts win in majors for the first time in a while. Lewis and Thornton have tougher matches to come now though.

[JH01]

For me, that and the Noppert/Harrington match were the best two of the day, somehow. Thornton was throwing way too quickly, but who cares, Dimitri lost so I'm happy. A good game to round off an average night at best.

[thegentle]

Enjoyed O'Connor's game, was all downhill from there. Can't be any worse tomorrow, surely

[StevieBoy]

Mardle proving again why he's a twat usual crap had the sound off most of the night not just him but the sycophantic way they big up the women and the BDO players. Dimitri is a kid darting terms as far as smith is concerned he should be delivering not choking.

[skweezit]

my computer crapped out during the mvg match. shouldn't have fucked with the pentagram. lesson learned.
see that adran lewis and Robert thornton, during my absence, caused widespread destruction to my point accumulation in the comp.
good thing it's still in the group stage, but they'll pay. Oh, they'll pay.

[Captain Hobo]

Pretty sure he's used those darts before in the Premier League, had an absolute stinker with them from what I recall

Looks like he changes his throw when he uses those type of darts to try to get them to stack. Someone needs to tell him he is not Taylor and never will be.

[Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop]

Sorry for our absence so far but my mate Paul and I can reveal Lewis v Smith match coming up was filmed yesterday.
Lewis wins

Good to see you mate. Did you get your lawnmower back this week?

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We still proving the advance recordings but nobody seems arsed .just gave all readers a chance to get free cash if you back read through posts . We've got 1 maybe 2 spoilers tomorrow, one deffo later on...
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[ThudThudThud3]

Feel sorry for the poor bastards who have paid good money to watch epic encounters such as Ross Smith v Williams, Lennon v Harms, Webster v Parletti, Hughes v Ashton, Noppert v Warren & Dolan v Veenstra tomorrow.

[Captain Hobo]

"Poured water all ova ma stuff"

Just caught up with this, judging by his reaction I am quite convinced Willie is on the spectrum.

[Captain Hobo]

It might have been mentioned before, but it always gives me a chuckle when Mardle is captioned by Sky Sports as a '2x Grand Slam Participant'. Expert pundit.

He also gets '4x Premier League Participant' during the PL.

[Captain Hobo]

Sorry for our absence so far but my mate Paul and I can reveal Lewis v Smith match coming up was filmed yesterday.
Lewis wins

Good to see you mate. Did you get your lawnmower back this week?

See all previous.
We still proving the advance recordings but nobody seems arsed .just gave all readers a chance to get free cash if you back read through posts . We've got 1 maybe 2 spoilers tomorrow, one deffo later on...
See other messages on here earlier

I never doubt your mail Nige, unfortunately I missed it as I wasn't watching it 'live'...

[Randall]

I'm out today and looking at the line up I wont be missing much.
Bleak as all hell.