Kevin Painter's retirement speech
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech
Probably because he was one of the players I grew up watching.
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At least he had the balls to switchsennafan24 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:08 pmProbably because he was one of the players I grew up watching.
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Puts him above hankey, Adam's, Fordham etc.

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From last Wednesday.
Kev,time to retire now pal,uve had a great career just go enjoy the money uve earnt as a pro last 25 years and relax
Took him 5 days to realise he hasn't got enough to relax. How's your luck?
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Well, in 5 days you can spend a lot of dough.Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:35 pmFrom last Wednesday.
Kev,time to retire now pal,uve had a great career just go enjoy the money uve earnt as a pro last 25 years and relax
Took him 5 days to realise he hasn't got enough to relax. How's your luck?
On what, I wonder...

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Wouldn't have taken him long to go through the money he's made from darts in the last 5 years.
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech
+1sennafan24 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:08 pmProbably because he was one of the players I grew up watching.
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Anybody who looked like they could ever give Taylor half a game was my fwend. The time he ran him close at the Grand Prix was good enough for me. Not that things were desperate or anything.
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Picked up a few quid in 2018, but very little since
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A lot of players suffering with no exhibitions.
Kev should go back to labouring or do a Merv.
Kev should go back to labouring or do a Merv.
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Tough to live on thattungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:36 amPicked up a few quid in 2018, but very little since
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech
He won't have had much in the way of Exbo's eitherRandall wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:02 pmTough to live on thattungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:36 amPicked up a few quid in 2018, but very little since
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech
Best give merv a tinkle not Nicholsontungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:06 pmHe won't have had much in the way of Exbo's eitherRandall wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:02 pmTough to live on thattungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:36 amPicked up a few quid in 2018, but very little since
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He would be grumpier than Merv.....Randall wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:09 pmBest give merv a tinkle not Plastic aussie cunttungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:06 pmHe won't have had much in the way of Exbo's eitherRandall wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:02 pmTough to live on thattungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:36 amPicked up a few quid in 2018, but very little since
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Parcels be contaminated with all that finger lickingtungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:31 pmHe would be grumpier than Merv.....Randall wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:09 pmBest give merv a tinkle not Plastic aussie cunttungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:06 pmHe won't have had much in the way of Exbo's eitherRandall wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:02 pmTough to live on thattungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:36 am
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Re: Kevin Painter's retirement speech
Covid PrimeWolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:16 pmParcels be contaminated with all that finger lickingtungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:31 pmHe would be grumpier than Merv.....
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Gives me an idea for a photoshoptungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:22 pmCovid PrimeWolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:16 pmParcels be contaminated with all that finger lickingtungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:31 pmHe would be grumpier than Merv.....Randall wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:09 pmBest give merv a tinkle not Plastic aussie cunttungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:06 pm
He won't have had much in the way of Exbo's either
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Go for itRandall wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:25 pmGives me an idea for a photoshoptungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:22 pmCovid PrimeWolflanternbumbag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:16 pmParcels be contaminated with all that finger lickingtungsten tossers wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:31 pmHe would be grumpier than Merv.....
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