Jeff Smith Breaks Mushrooms Hearts

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Re: Jeff Smith Breaks Mushrooms Hearts

Post by shenmue » Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:51 pm

I trained myself mate, read a few forums threads about the subject but I just mastered it with repetition.

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Re: Jeff Smith Breaks Mushrooms Hearts

Post by sennafan24 » Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:53 pm

Rogg wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:58 am Smith on twatter now. Correct, he says.

Wonder what FcLoyalty and the raging farmer will make of it. They won't resist commenting.
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HalloweenJack wrote: Fri Apr 04, 2025 6:35 am Okay, I stand corrected.

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Post by shenmue » Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:54 pm

Loved Freddie, RIP mate.

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Post by Ross, Bob » Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:54 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:51 pm I trained myself mate, read a few forums threads about the subject but I just mastered it with repetition.
My respect for you is growing mate.

Coincidentally, I'm currently also the proud owner of a massive erection.
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Re: Jeff Smith Breaks Mushrooms Hearts

Post by shenmue » Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:56 pm

Can't blame you mate, I'm looking forward to my edging session after the boxing tonight.

Got some mommy'sgirl.Com to catch up on mate.

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Post by sennafan24 » Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:57 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:54 pm Loved Freddie, RIP mate.
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Re: Jeff Smith Breaks Mushrooms Hearts

Post by Ross, Bob » Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:57 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:56 pm Can't blame you mate, I'm looking forward to my edging session after the boxing tonight.

Got some mommy'sgirl.Com to catch up on mate.
Great to read. Make sure to post the review(s) later tonight mate.
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Re: Jeff Smith Breaks Mushrooms Hearts

Post by shenmue » Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:58 pm

The more mommy talk in the scene the better usually mate.

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Post by Ross, Bob » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:03 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:58 pm The more mommy talk in the scene the better usually mate.
Are you doing this on purpose?

- you know very well I don't yet master the art of edging
- you know I have a massive erection already.

I'm close to spray painting the neighbour's front door mate.
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Post by shenmue » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:13 pm

A good learning experience for you mate

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Post by Ross, Bob » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:19 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:13 pm A good learning experience for you mate
And for the neighbours I might add.
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Post by shenmue » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:21 pm

Always thinking of others mate

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Post by Ross, Bob » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:22 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:21 pm Always thinking of others mate
I'll clean it tomorrow. Unless their dog beats me to it.
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Re: Jeff Smith Breaks Mushrooms Hearts

Post by shenmue » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:28 pm

Could be in for a treat

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Post by Ross, Bob » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:30 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:28 pm Could be in for a treat
Not sure about that. I've been on an Asparagus diet for the past 2 weeks.
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Re: Jeff Smith Breaks Mushrooms Hearts

Post by shenmue » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:31 pm

Disgusting mate

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Post by Ross, Bob » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:32 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:31 pm Disgusting mate
From what I just witnessed, the dog begs to differ.
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Re: Jeff Smith Breaks Mushrooms Hearts

Post by shenmue » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:33 pm

Dog must be desperate mate

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Post by Ross, Bob » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:35 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:33 pm Dog must be desperate mate
Or it's a connaisseur.
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Re: Jeff Smith Breaks Mushrooms Hearts

Post by shenmue » Sat Jun 01, 2024 8:36 pm

Could be right mate

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