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Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:58 pm
by Justin Credible
The Cat wrote:I have no amusing anecdotes to share at any time.
fixed

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:01 pm
by The Cat
I knew something like that was coming :)

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:15 pm
by Justin Credible
The Cat wrote:I knew something like that was coming :)
and yet you still posted it ?

will you ever learn :D

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:20 pm
by The Cat
Every funnyman needs a straightman to set 'em up.

That's why no comics hang around Bradders :)

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:21 pm
by Justin Credible
see you can do it....you managed a perfect post for the completely useless information thread.

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:23 pm
by The Cat
The oldest business in the United States of America is the cymbal company Zildjian which was founded in Constantinople in 1623.

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:27 pm
by Justin Credible
Constantinople is in turkey and is now known as Istanbul

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:28 pm
by D & B
The Cat wrote:The oldest business in the United States of America is the cymbal company Zildjian which was founded in Constantinople in 1623.
I have a Ziljian cymbal and hi-hat, I don't play them.

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:29 pm
by The Cat
Istanbul is the only city in the world streching over two continents.

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:31 pm
by Justin Credible
I have a lovely yamaha acoustic guitar, my last guitar a nice 12 string ....warped when i left it against a radiator one day before heading out

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:35 pm
by The Cat
I have a Squire Supersonic electric guitar - think it's worth a few hundred quid now it's reasonably rare.

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:44 pm
by welsh
I've never broken a bone in my body..

The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:18 pm
by gonk
welsh wrote:I've never broken a bone in my body..
Likewise.

The cartilage in my nose is fucked from playing cricket. Top edged a leg spinner straight into my about

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:35 pm
by Justin Credible
from this thread

viewtopic.php?f=15&t=3539

Justin Credible wrote:lets see......

4 months on cruthes after i destoyed cruciate ligaments in my right knee.
Got my foot crushed and had to be re-arched when a pallet with over 6000 cans of coke was dropped on it.--5 months on crutch right leg
Had a second operation on my knee on the right leg --2 months on crutches

multiple head injuries that required stiching on over 15 occasions growing up
4 broken ribs.severe pain, could not laugh, sneeze or cough without pain, happened when I opened the back door on a truck container and never pinned the door, heavy breeze got the door and it swung full force and i got my hands up to protect my face but the door bounced of my ribs with force.

Broke a finger a few months back when one of the dogs jumped up to get the ball out of my hand and snapped by finger and broke it.
Dislocated my thumb when i fell a few weeks back.....plus countless other injuries.

I am a complete clutz, i have made falling an artform, so much so I know exactly how to land without hurting myself now, even the wife is still amazed when I get up how i am not in bits

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:16 pm
by D & B
Rout wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:4 months on cruthes after i destoyed cruciate ligaments in my right knee.
Got my foot crushed and had to be re-arched when a pallet with over 6000 cans of coke was dropped on it.--5 months on crutch right leg
Had a second operation on my knee on the right leg --2 months on crutches

multiple head injuries that required stiching on over 15 occasions growing up
4 broken ribs.severe pain, could not laugh, sneeze or cough without pain, happened when I opened the back door on a truck container and never pinned the door, heavy breeze got the door and it swung full force and i got my hands up to protect my face but the door bounced of my ribs with force.

Broke a finger a few months back when one of the dogs jumped up to get the ball out of my hand and snapped by finger and broke it.
Dislocated my thumb when i fell a few weeks back.....plus countless other injuries.

I am a complete clutz, i have made falling an artform, so much so I know exactly how to land without hurting myself now, even the wife is still amazed when I get up how i am not in bits
Shame it wasn't your neck
Who let the pygmy dolescum in?

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:38 pm
by Randall
i seem to be wearing odd socks.

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:04 pm
by Sheep Shagger
This stool is the comfiest at the bar

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:10 pm
by The Cat
I am having pizza tonight with some home grown garlic and chillies to spice it up.

Re: Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:11 pm
by Sheep Shagger
The Cat wrote:I am having pizza tonight with some home grown garlic and chillies to spice it up.
Roast beef with all the trimmings for me :-)

Re: The Completely Useless Information Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:56 pm
by Jockenaria
I'm waiting on the wife cooking dinner for me