2024 Eurovision Song Contest - Malmo - 7th/9th/11th May

[Randall]

Not a chance

Pure cremation advert on loop for 4 hours for you is it ?

Need ro get started on my headstone

[Rogg]

Not a chance

Pure cremation advert on loop for 4 hours for you is it ?

Need ro get started on my headstone

'Oh ffs' would be a funny headstone.

[Greipel]

No chance for anyone but DFR to win the lucky dip though.

5 have a realistic chance

Croatia
Switzerland
Italy
Ireland
Ukraine

Always the weirdest creature won it recently except when they gave it to Ukraine for free.

[Randall]

Not a chance

Pure cremation advert on loop for 4 hours for you is it ?

Need ro get started on my headstone

'Oh ffs' would be a funny headstone.

Be fitting

[tungsten tossers]

Not a chance

Pure cremation advert on loop for 4 hours for you is it ?

Need ro get started on my headstone

'Oh ffs' would be a funny headstone.

Be fitting

Here lies Randall 1898-2024

NOPE

[Randall]

Pure cremation advert on loop for 4 hours for you is it ?

Need ro get started on my headstone

'Oh ffs' would be a funny headstone.

Be fitting

Here lies Randall 1898-2024

NOPE

Here lies Randall, until 4.30am ffs

[Safc]

Need ro get started on my headstone

'Oh ffs' would be a funny headstone.

Be fitting

Here lies Randall 1898-2024

NOPE

Here lies Randall, until 4.30am ffs

[tungsten tossers]

'Oh ffs' would be a funny headstone.

Be fitting

Here lies Randall 1898-2024

NOPE

Here lies Randall, until 4.30am ffs

[Safc]

Tonights Results

Through To Saturday

1. EMULSFIER - Norway - Gate - "Ulveham"
7. RANDALL - Latvia - Dons - "Hollow"
11. SHENMUE -11. Israel - Eden Golan - "Hurricane"
12. ROGG - Austria - Kaleen - "We Will Rave"
18. DFC180 - Estonia - 5miinust and Puuluup - "(Nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi"
20. MALANAX - Greece - Marina Satti - "Zari"
26. DAVEBOYGREEN - Nutsa Buzaladze - "Firefighter"
28. CAPTAIN HOBO - Netherlands - Joost Klein - "Europapa"
31. DANHANP - Switzerland - Nemo - "The Code"
33. COOKING WITH SANCHEZ - Armenia - Ladaniva - "Jako"

Out

8. SAFC - Belgium - Mustii - "Before the Party's Over"
13. THE CROW - Czechia - Aiko - "Pedestal"
15. JIMMI - Malta - Sarah Bonucci - "Loop"
16. INDYCARDAVID - San Marino - Megara - "11:11"
17. TOMMO - Albania - Besa - "Titan"
32. GREIPEL - Denmark - Saba - "Sand"

[TheMalteseDart]

Malta robbed

[tungsten tossers]

Malta robbed

Not for the first time

[Randall]

Randall robbed

Not for the first time

Bastards

[Greipel]

It's surprising they let Putin's vassal Armenia through.

[ChrisW]

What's the Dutch fella been up to?

[Ross, Bob]

What's the Dutch fella been up to?

Sodomy, most likely.

[Randall]

What's the Dutch fella been up to?

Sodomy, most likely.

Essential for eurovision participation

[ChrisW]

What's the Dutch fella been up to?

Sodomy, most likely.

That goes without saying have you seen the state of him.

[Ross, Bob]

What's the Dutch fella been up to?

Sodomy, most likely.

That goes without saying have you seen the state of him.

Seen a pic of the cunt a while ago. Fucking degenerate. Don't know anything about the cunt, try to ignore the Eurovision shitshow.

[Randall]

What's the Dutch fella been up to?

Sodomy, most likely.

That goes without saying have you seen the state of him.

Seen a pic of the cunt a while ago. Fucking degenerate. Don't know anything about the cunt, try to ignore the Eurovision shitshow.

Cunt from the uk is no better

[Ross, Bob]

What's the Dutch fella been up to?

Sodomy, most likely.

That goes without saying have you seen the state of him.

Seen a pic of the cunt a while ago. Fucking degenerate. Don't know anything about the cunt, try to ignore the Eurovision shitshow.

Cunt from the uk is no better

Is it a man, a woman, or neither?