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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Wed May 25, 2016 11:40 am

Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Post by Off_The_Wire » Wed May 25, 2016 12:03 pm

Thought he'd be all over this :D

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Re: Andy Fordham

Post by Deon » Wed May 25, 2016 12:10 pm

First time I saw Fordham was at the Grand slam wasn't aware he is disabled.

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Re: Andy Fordham

Post by Mothy » Wed May 25, 2016 12:34 pm

Does morbid obesity count as a disability now?

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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Wed May 25, 2016 12:37 pm

Its only right that he was named the disability darts ambassador, given that when he plays he also has to have modifications made to the stage....
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Re: Andy Fordham

Post by Justin Credible » Wed May 25, 2016 2:23 pm

the fat cunt so obese he is unable to stand.

Am sure a specially modified wheelchair is not to far off.

I am thinking of the time Taylor told forfham, bristow and barney he was not marking the board during practice,claimed he was too tired....aimed specifically at fordham.
The mushrooms of course thought taylor was the cunt and fordham the victim, never mind the fact the hun cunt never marks himself
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Re: Andy Fordham

Post by Mabbsy » Wed May 25, 2016 4:12 pm

Justin Credible wrote:the fat cunt so obese he is unable to stand.

Am sure a specially modified wheelchair is not to far off.

I am thinking of the time Taylor told forfham, bristow and barney he was not marking the board during practice,claimed he was too tired....aimed specifically at fordham.
The mushrooms of course thought taylor was the cunt and fordham the victim, never mind the fact the hun cunt never marks himself
No one would be able to see the marker board even if he did !

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed May 25, 2016 4:37 pm

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Post by tungsten tossers » Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:23 pm

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Post by mad jock » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:13 am

Remember him being on some weight loss reality BS programme years ago, he was walking towards the cameras, and the guy whos job it was to try and perform a miracle on him muttered.... "You have got to be shitting me, you would think someone would know when to stop ".. :lol:

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Post by Jimmi » Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:37 pm

mad jock wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:13 am Remember him being on some weight loss reality BS programme years ago, he was walking towards the cameras, and the guy whos job it was to try and perform a miracle on him muttered.... "You have got to be shitting me, you would think someone would know when to stop ".. :lol:
Was he also struggling to keep him in frame?
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Post by mad jock » Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:22 am

Jimmi wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:37 pm
mad jock wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:13 am Remember him being on some weight loss reality BS programme years ago, he was walking towards the cameras, and the guy whos job it was to try and perform a miracle on him muttered.... "You have got to be shitting me, you would think someone would know when to stop ".. :lol:
Was he also struggling to keep him in frame?

Camera guy tripped over his own feet, walking backwards trying to do just that :lol:

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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:45 am

I’ve met him in real life, he’s just average size. Camera adds 150lbs
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Post by Ross, Bob » Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:18 am

Wolflanternbumbag wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:45 am I’ve met him in real life, he’s just average size. Camera adds 150lbs
Fallon weighs minus 10lbs then?
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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:20 am

Ross, Bob wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:18 am
Wolflanternbumbag wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:45 am I’ve met him in real life, he’s just average size. Camera adds 150lbs
Fallon weighs minus 10lbs then?
Funny how it works, only makes people slightly over weight look fat and obese.
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Re: Andy Fordham

Post by Jimmi » Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:47 am

mad jock wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:22 am
Jimmi wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:37 pm
mad jock wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:13 am Remember him being on some weight loss reality BS programme years ago, he was walking towards the cameras, and the guy whos job it was to try and perform a miracle on him muttered.... "You have got to be shitting me, you would think someone would know when to stop ".. :lol:
Was he also struggling to keep him in frame?

Camera guy tripped over his own feet, walking backwards trying to do just that :lol:
If Fordham did that, it'd be like a Tortoise trying to overturn itself.
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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:14 pm

Was the forearms that always cracked me up. Like two huge hogs of ham
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Re: Andy Fordham

Post by mad jock » Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:38 am

Jimmi wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:47 am
mad jock wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:22 am
Jimmi wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:37 pm
mad jock wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:13 am Remember him being on some weight loss reality BS programme years ago, he was walking towards the cameras, and the guy whos job it was to try and perform a miracle on him muttered.... "You have got to be shitting me, you would think someone would know when to stop ".. :lol:
Was he also struggling to keep him in frame?

Camera guy tripped over his own feet, walking backwards trying to do just that :lol:
If Fordham did that, it'd be like a Tortoise trying to overturn itself.

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