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Captain Hobo
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by Captain Hobo » Sun Nov 29, 2020 4:06 am
tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:44 am
Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:40 am
Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:53 pm
Stuart Pyke is one awkward cunt as well as an annoying cunt. I wish he’d drop dead
+100
Sadly, there are not many replacements for these useless fuckers..
Part and Webster seem to be the only two I can tolerate these days
I'd be happy if Sky add Dan Dawson for the Worlds, although seemingly not everybody will be. I do wish he'd talk a bit less though.
Pyke, Studd and Pearson have all been on Sky for about 15 years and I'm sick of listening to them all the time. Rawling has been calling darts on ITV for 10 years and still knows nothing about the tour at all.
Agree that Part and Webster are the best at the moment. Hopefully they give a few other recently retired players a go soon, as that's the only way to find some replacements for the old guard.
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Captain Hobo
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by Captain Hobo » Sun Nov 29, 2020 4:28 am
thegentle wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:58 amThere's a guy from Aus called Tim Pusey who's tantalisingly given himself the nickname 'Magnet'
And why wouldn't he?
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by Wolflanternbumbag » Sun Nov 29, 2020 9:54 am
Was out all day yesterday. Only saw the MVG game he was there for the taking..
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by DartJack Horseman » Sun Nov 29, 2020 10:08 am
thegentle wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:58 am
tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:08 am
Fiss Plaps wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:04 am
tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:00 am
Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:45 pm
Ned and Jacqui are pathetic. Fawning over players nicknames
they must have mentioned "evil Charlie " and fucking "muzz lightyear" about 30 times
It's a good thing the likes of "Frosty The Throwman" (Mark Frost) and "Jukes Of Hazzard" (John Jukes) have vanished from darts in that case
shame that thee is not a player nicknamed cunty bollocks or pussy licker
I bet they wouldn't harp on about them so much
There's a guy from Aus called Tim Pusey who's tantalisingly given himself the nickname 'Magnet'
Yeah, I remember!

I couldn't stop laughing first time i saw that.
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by DartJack Horseman » Sun Nov 29, 2020 10:11 am
tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:44 am
Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:40 am
Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:53 pm
Stuart Pyke is one awkward cunt as well as an annoying cunt. I wish he’d drop dead
+100
Sadly, there are not many replacements for these useless fuckers..
Part and Webster seem to be the only two I can tolerate these days
I tried listening to Polish comms once or twice You would beg Devon and Laura to come back!
They broadcast just few tournaments a year, but more and more every year which is a good thing overall.
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by Keyz180 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:29 am
Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 4:06 am
tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:44 am
Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:40 am
Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:53 pm
Stuart Pyke is one awkward cunt as well as an annoying cunt. I wish he’d drop dead
+100
Sadly, there are not many replacements for these useless fuckers..
Part and Webster seem to be the only two I can tolerate these days
I'd be happy if Sky add Dan Dawson for the Worlds, although seemingly not everybody will be. I do wish he'd talk a bit less though.
Pyke, Studd and Pearson have all been on Sky for about 15 years and I'm sick of listening to them all the time. Rawling has been calling darts on ITV for 10 years and still knows nothing about the tour at all.
Agree that Part and Webster are the best at the moment. Hopefully they give a few other recently retired players a go soon, as that's the only way to find some replacements for the old guard.
Fear not. Petersen will be back on comms once he is knocked out of worlds.
Turner will be on hand to give her expert advice on averages of 50
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Richard Clock
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by Richard Clock » Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:52 am
tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:44 am
Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:40 am
Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:53 pm
Stuart Pyke is one awkward cunt as well as an annoying cunt. I wish he’d drop dead
+100
Sadly, there are not many replacements for these useless fuckers..
Part and Webster seem to be the only two I can tolerate these days
Commentary on the whole is getting worse. Even in football I’m starting to mute it as they’re annoying. Too many twats repeating the same old buzzwords and phrases.
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by Safc » Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:24 pm
Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:52 am
tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:44 am
Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:40 am
Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:53 pm
Stuart Pyke is one awkward cunt as well as an annoying cunt. I wish he’d drop dead
+100
Sadly, there are not many replacements for these useless fuckers..
Part and Webster seem to be the only two I can tolerate these days
Commentary on the whole is getting worse. Even in football I’m starting to mute it as they’re annoying. Too many twats repeating the same old buzzwords and phrases.
This 100%
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by Potter's Lake » Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:25 pm
If Pyke had a sense of humour, or even hinted that he knew what humour was, he'd be 100x better.
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by DeepFriedRat » Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:48 pm
Safc wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:24 pm
Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:52 am
tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:44 am
Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:40 am
Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:53 pm
Stuart Pyke is one awkward cunt as well as an annoying cunt. I wish he’d drop dead
+100
Sadly, there are not many replacements for these useless fuckers..
Part and Webster seem to be the only two I can tolerate these days
Commentary on the whole is getting worse. Even in football I’m starting to mute it as they’re annoying. Too many twats repeating the same old buzzwords and phrases.
This 100%
Here here. Rod Harrington is the absolute worst at the buzzwords but Mardle (BULLSEYE, pop pop, "getting embroiled") has gradually become a top contender in the category.
Part and Webster are great, especially Part. A thing I notice about Webster is, whether it's his own research or it's provided about Sky/ITV, he knows a lot about the history of events and results of players throughout the year. Shows good effort compared to Rawling who has referred to RVB as "Michael van Barneveld" and Rodent as "James Wattimena".
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by Fiss Plaps » Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:07 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:48 pm
Here here. Rod Harrington is the absolute worst at the buzzwords but Mardle (BULLSEYE, pop pop, "getting embroiled") has gradually become a top contender in the category.
Part and Webster are great, especially Part. A thing I notice about Webster is, whether it's his own research or it's provided about Sky/ITV, he knows a lot about the history of events and results of players throughout the year. Shows good effort compared to Rawling who has referred to RVB as "Michael van Barneveld" and Rodent as "James Wattimena".
I think I've said it before but the only reason Sky & ITV must hire Pearson & Rawling are because they're cheap. They're utterly awful.
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by Orange » Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:17 pm
Has anyone put money on Dirk, No45 against the No1 MVG ?
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by Richard Clock » Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:48 pm
“The ever present Mervyn King” needs to stop. I’ve heard it this weekend as many times as I’ve heard about Claytons job all year.
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by Fiss Plaps » Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:51 pm
Richard Clock wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:48 pm
“The ever present Mervyn King” needs to stop. I’ve heard it this weekend as many times as I’ve heard about Claytons job all year.
They mention that about Clayton so often it's as if he's weird for not wanting to take up darts full time.
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by phil the great » Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:00 pm
Afternoon all, should be a great day of darts, got the Snooker on as well!
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by JH-01 » Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:00 pm
Come on Merv.
The only Mervert in town.
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by Randall » Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:01 pm
Can easily see this being 10-9 either way
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by Randall » Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:03 pm
An early reminder that merv will have been at the venue before the others
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by tungsten tossers » Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:04 pm
Randall wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:01 pm
Can easily see this being 10-9 either way
depending on Merv's back of course
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by skweezit » Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:05 pm
good morning.
yay coffee and darts!