Hamills half hour.....

[M H]

Have you ever had any phone calls wrongly looking for luke Skywalker?

No but Hammy might have

[M H]

How many years ago did you first queue up at the post office to collect your state pension ?

Not yet pal, your memory seems to be worse than mine!

[M H]

Where's the sign up thread to get one of these?

Try TSoD

[M H]

Of all the useless mods in the last decade
Who has been the worst?

A few have disappointed me but the worst is probably me

[M H]

Chips and Gravy
Chips and Curry
Chips and Mushy Peas
Chips and Beans

Rank them in order you like

Mushy peas only with fish
Beans with many things
Frozen or fresh peas are best

[M H]

Lilt
Sprite
Dr Pepper
Orange Fanta

Again rank them in order

If I were to drink a can of sugar it would be Fanta but would be as rare as rocking horse shit

[M H]

Wash up or dry

Am an all rounder

[M H]

Cabbage or Sprouts

Both. Cabbage mixed with lamb or beef juice is gorgeous and sprouts are compulsory with Christmas dinner

[sennafan24]

Why didn't you adopt Oche as a step-son?

[M H]

Snake or Spider

Haven't tasted either. At least I think I haven't

[M H]

The Chase or Pointless

Neither, I don't watch quiz shows

[M H]

Porridge or Bran Flakes

Neither, a proper fry but no eggs

[M H]

Zimmer frame or walking stick ?

When I get there I'll let you know

[M H]

Powdered egg, what's it like?

Dry I'd expect!

[Ross, Bob]

Where the fuck do I start!

Grab a razor blade for a start.

[M H]

what was the blitz like?

A bit noisy I believe

[M H]

wispa or aero?

Yorkie, but the bars seem to have shrunk since I was a kid

[Safc]

Colgate or Oral B

[Safc]

Winmau or Unicorn

[M H]

Where the fuck do I start!

Grab a razor blade for a start.

Did that earlier