FANTASY DARTS 2020

[cannibal]

let us see if this fat american cunt can do this proper this time as I totally messed my pants in the first window.

Out:
SEIGO ASADA - 2.5M
VINCENT VAN DER VOORT - 6M
RON MEULENKAMP - 4M

plus my 0.5 I had not spent for a total of 13M out


In:
DEVON Peterson - 3M
RYAN SEARLE - 3M
JAMIE HUGHES - 7M

13M in.

[Jimmi]

Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.

Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.

'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'

I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.

[vizIIsto]

Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.

Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.

'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'

I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.

Have you asked Titch Bits a.k.a Fiss Plaps?

[Jimmi]

Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.

Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.

'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'

I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.

Have you asked Titch Bits a.k.a Fiss Plaps?

Not sure what Fiss has to do with it?
But I'm going to guess he's from the UK.

[vizIIsto]

Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.

Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.

'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'

I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.

Have you asked Titch Bits a.k.a Fiss Plaps?

Not sure what Fiss has to do with it?
But I'm going to guess he's from the UK.

Because his username in itself implies a swear word, and a very imaginative one too.

[tungsten tossers]

Out..
MvG 25
White 13.5
Dobey 10
Harms 2
Total Out 50.5

IN
Wright 20
Aspinal 15
Ratajski 11.5
Peterson 3
Total In 49.5

Squad total 99m

[Tommo]

Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.

Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.

'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'

I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.

Have you asked Titch Bits a.k.a Fiss Plaps?

Not sure what Fiss has to do with it?
But I'm going to guess he's from the UK.

Because his username in itself implies a swear word, and a very imaginative one too.

Beef Curtains.

[cannibal]

Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.

Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.

'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'

I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.

Actually I do. Im a big lover of fuck and cunt those are highly offensive terms here. Generally thank to those fucking Puritans you sent here years ago yanks are fucking uptight about cursing. Wanker and Bollox I use alot. Especially bollox as most yanks havent a cunting clue.
Git and plonker are some others that yanks look at you funny when used.

Over the years my steady diet of British TV and sports I use British slang. Never got into that cockney rhyming thing tho. I use the term take away over the American term take out. Drives the wife mad lol

[cannibal]

Lol my wife just reminded me of the other one that sets her off. I use fancy instead of like. Cooking her dinner and asked what she fancied on her hamburger.

[thegentle]

Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.

Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.

'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'

I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.

Actually I do. Im a big lover of fuck and cunt those are highly offensive terms here. Generally thank to those fucking Puritans you sent here years ago yanks are fucking uptight about cursing. Wanker and Bollox I use alot. Especially bollox as most yanks havent a cunting clue.
Git and plonker are some others that yanks look at you funny when used.

Over the years my steady diet of British TV and sports I use British slang. Never got into that cockney rhyming thing tho. I use the term take away over the American term take out. Drives the wife mad lol

I seem to recall the Simpsons got into a bit of trouble over the use of the word 'wanker' lol

[Randall]

Lol my wife just reminded me of the other one that sets her off. I use fancy instead of like. Cooking her dinner and asked what she fancied on her hamburger.

I talk to a few guys in America on Instagram
I'm often amazed at how any of the terms and phrases I use are unknown to them.

[vizIIsto]

Lol my wife just reminded me of the other one that sets her off. I use fancy instead of like. Cooking her dinner and asked what she fancied on her hamburger.

I talk to a few guys in America on Instagram
I'm often amazed at how any of the terms and phrases I use are unknown to them.

"Intelligence?"

[Jimmi]

Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.

Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.

'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'

I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.

Actually I do. Im a big lover of fuck and cunt those are highly offensive terms here. Generally thank to those fucking Puritans you sent here years ago yanks are fucking uptight about cursing. Wanker and Bollox I use alot. Especially bollox as most yanks havent a cunting clue.
Git and plonker are some others that yanks look at you funny when used.

Over the years my steady diet of British TV and sports I use British slang. Never got into that cockney rhyming thing tho. I use the term take away over the American term take out. Drives the wife mad lol

That's amazing
You should start using cockney rhyming slang next.
It's hilarious.

Just as long as you don't say "Hey, can I bum a fag?" to someone.

[Jimmi]

Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.

Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.

'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'

I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.

Actually I do. Im a big lover of fuck and cunt those are highly offensive terms here. Generally thank to those fucking Puritans you sent here years ago yanks are fucking uptight about cursing. Wanker and Bollox I use alot. Especially bollox as most yanks havent a cunting clue.
Git and plonker are some others that yanks look at you funny when used.

Over the years my steady diet of British TV and sports I use British slang. Never got into that cockney rhyming thing tho. I use the term take away over the American term take out. Drives the wife mad lol

I seem to recall the Simpsons got into a bit of trouble over the use of the word 'wanker' lol

Would they have got in trouble?
Because it's inoffensive everywhere else in the world except the UK and Ireland
I know the first time I heard the word used, was on a documentary about the show that was shown on Channel 4 years ago.

There's also an episode where bollox is used repeatedly, in a homage to the Sex Pistols. Obviously cut out before the watershed here, much like the few episodes where "wank" or "wanker" is used.

[Rogg]

We've strayed off-topic in the past lads but Jesus.

[Randall]

Wait until bob realises

[Jimmi]

Think a mod needs to move these posts to the appropriate thread.

[Randall]

Think a mod needs to move these posts to the appropriate thread.

The mods who aren't being paid for this you mean?

[Jimmi]

Think a mod needs to move these posts to the appropriate thread.

The mods who aren't being paid for this you mean?

That'll be it, yes.

[Randall]

Think a mod needs to move these posts to the appropriate thread.

The mods who aren't being paid for this you mean?

That'll be it, yes.

Dont hold your breath