2019 Grand Slam of Darts

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by miguelking » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:20 pm

Fuckin hate san andreas
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:21 pm

Keyz180 wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:20 pm Credit to Dave for getting up there in his condition, but he just asks the same questions no matter what tournament it is. At least Jacqui on ITV seems like she has some knowledge of darts and asks more interesting questions to the pundits.
It's clear Dave doesn't actually watch darts outside of the events he attends.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by miguelking » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:22 pm

Lennon looks a miserable cunt
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Keyz180 » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:22 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:21 pm
Keyz180 wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:20 pm Credit to Dave for getting up there in his condition, but he just asks the same questions no matter what tournament it is. At least Jacqui on ITV seems like she has some knowledge of darts and asks more interesting questions to the pundits.
It's clear Dave doesn't actually watch darts outside of the events he attends.
Bang on. He just asks the pundits who will win and looks at the match odds.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Keyz180 » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:23 pm

Lennon is wank
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by thegentle » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:24 pm

They'll be dancing in the streets of BDOland after this game
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by The Thorn » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:25 pm

thegentle wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:24 pm They'll be dancing in the streets of BDOland after this game
All 3 of the fanatics will be over the moon, I assume
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by miguelking » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:25 pm

What the fuck has San Andreas got on his feet?
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Keyz180 » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:26 pm

San Andreas??
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by James Harrogate » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:26 pm

Complete and utter redemption for the BDO in the form of a win against one of the most useless jobbers in the PDC.

Provided Harms doesn't fuck even that up from here.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by miguelking » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:27 pm

Keyz180 wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:26 pmSan Andreas??
His forehead has deep fuckin lines like the San Andreas fault
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Tommo » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:27 pm

What's the fucking point?
They're all here!
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Randall » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:28 pm

This is some tedious shit
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by cannibal » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:28 pm

Someone should attach a car battery with jumper cables to harms necklaces. Watching him convulse around the stage as his hair sets on fire would be far more entertaining than watching him play
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Randall » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:28 pm

Tommo wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:27 pm What's the fucking point?
I've grown a fucking beard since this shit started.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by miguelking » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:29 pm

Awful shit why is this on TV
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Randall » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:29 pm

cannibal wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:28 pm Someone should attach a car battery with jumper cables to harms necklaces. Watching him convulse around the stage as his hair sets on fire would be far more entertaining than watching him play
He makes gurney seem entertaining ffs
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Tommo » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:30 pm

There's no way either of these cunts make a living from darts.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Randall » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:30 pm

miguelking wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:29 pm Awful shit why is this on TV
"Grand slam of darts"
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by cannibal » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:31 pm

Harms is a fucking cracker trying to pull off wearing the Bling. Adding to his stupidity that went out about 1992
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