Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeside Howlers

[PT13]

We all miss Phil Jones being MC, then?

[Fiss Plaps]

Nicho admitting that David Cameron can't average 95.

[M H]

Little Richard is a great guy and he's a great asset to Lakeshite. The crowd or the players are as they are, but at least he's doing his job well and with passion

Smile and nod and take the money. He knows it's a load of shite but may as well play along for cash.

Also I helped him get that gig by emailing the Sun about the Fatz racist video.

Was a joint forum exercise also if I remember correctly, we all got the right result.

Wee Dick's one of the good guys

[Mabbsy]

Nicho claiming the Halle masters is prodigious

[Zeyes]

McDonald's a decent enough fit, "boxing parody" suits the baying masses better than "cabaret act".

Cabaret act, yeah, that's what LR reminds me of. My main issue with McDonald is that he increasingly veers into self-parody territory. Thankfully they seem to have stopped asking him to do anything else besides the stage gig - a few years ago at the Worlds they had him do some roving reporter style backstage bits for the Youtube channel which were completely cringeworthy.

I liked him on the Euro Tour, would prefer to having him all year there than that German announcer (Paulke?) and the others. McDonald is a guy doing his job nothing more but he fits the big TV events

It's always pretty obvious that Elmar Paulke's trade is primarily as a commentator, not as MC/host. I like Jacques Nieuwlaat's style and stage presence on the European Tour, although he badly needs more vocabulary - his player introductions are even more cookie-cutter than Little Richard's.

[Rogg]

We all miss Phil Jones being MC, then?

Things can only get Deller, mate.

I liked him a lot. Always felt things went down a beat when he left and can't honestly think of anyone else I've ever liked at the job.

[wintergardener]

Little Richard is a great guy and he's a great asset to Lakeshite. The crowd or the players are as they are, but at least he's doing his job well and with passion

Smile and nod and take the money. He knows it's a load of shite but may as well play along for cash.

Also I helped him get that gig by emailing the Sun about the Fatz racist video.

Do "Fanatics aghast at Deta recieving racist abuse but supporting Fatz" count as a howler?

[The Ginge Reaper]

Little Richard is a great guy and he's a great asset to Lakeshite. The crowd or the players are as they are, but at least he's doing his job well and with passion

Smile and nod and take the money. He knows it's a load of shite but may as well play along for cash.

Also I helped him get that gig by emailing the Sun about the Fatz racist video.

Do "Fanatics aghast at Deta recieving racist abuse but supporting Fatz" count as a howler?

That's a fair point actually. Some of the cunts were even suggesting they name the Lakeside trophy after Fatz when he carked it ffs

[fandarts]

called it after sid on the other side

[The Ginge Reaper]

called it after sid on the other side

Did he do a full racist routine at an international event that was caught on camera then?

[fandarts]

no but he talked bollix for 20 odd years

[The Ginge Reaper]

So he wasn't a proven racist then, cheers.

[fandarts]

martin is old school

[shenmue]

Mason and nico talking for about 10 minutes about how shit David Cameron is playing yet winning.

[Fiss Plaps]

Mase and Nicho more interested in discussing 9 darters than the actual match.

[Randall]

Comms now discussing Steve coote.

[Fiss Plaps]

McKinstry's dart at D5 ends up halfway down the bed.

Cameron then busts D16 with a dart nearer T16 than the outer ring.

[Potter's Lake]

Comms now discussing Steve coote.

Impressive the way they've not only talked shit all week but recycled most of it as well.

[Randall]

Comms now discussing Steve coote.

Impressive the way they've not only talked shit all week but recycled most of it as well.

When the darts is this shit they need something to amuse themselves.

[Fiss Plaps]

Cameron fucks 6 darts away to win the match 4-2.