Simple Pleasures

Post by **M H** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:50 pm

I dunno about you lads but I just love it when I fart in the bath. The bubbles followed by the exquisite aroma's gotta be one of life's simple pleasures.

Post by **Busy_P** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:56 pm

Last time I had a bath was probably 1997 just after Blue Peter.

Post by **gazman** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:58 pm

With a house dominated by males (me, my two lads and a male dog) its honestly a serious health hazard to create a naked flame when we're all in a room together.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:18 pm

growing up myself and 3 brothers were almost immune to farting, had to be when we all shared the same bedroom as kids

Post by **TomH** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:26 pm

M H wrote:I dunno about you lads but I just love it when I fart in the bath. The bubbles followed by the exquisite aroma's gotta be one of life's simple pleasures.

I'm surprised that you don't shit in the bath given how old you are.

Post by **Sheep Shagger** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:40 pm

Issa Mong wrote:
M H wrote:I dunno about you lads but I just love it when I fart in the bath. The bubbles followed by the exquisite aroma's gotta be one of life's simple pleasures.
I'm surprised that you don't shit in the bath given how old you are.

its all collected in the colostomy bag so no spillage

Post by **micko** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:51 pm

Busy_P wrote:Last time I had a bath was probably 1997 just after Blue Peter.

A stinky ginger!

Post by **Furious Wolfie 180** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:00 pm

Giving your lass an under the quilt cupcake.....bliss!

Post by **M H** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:05 pm

Furious Wolfie 180 wrote:Giving your lass an under the quilt cupcake.....bliss!

I'mm assuming you mean dropping your guts then covering her head with the quilt Wolfie? Done it many times and each is as funny as the last.

Post by **Furious Wolfie 180** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:08 pm

M H wrote:
Furious Wolfie 180 wrote:Giving your lass an under the quilt cupcake.....bliss!
I'mm assuming you mean dropping your guts then covering her head with the quilt Wolfie? Done it many times and each is as funny as the last.

Aye, just a waft usually does the trick...

Post by **M H** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:11 pm

Furious Wolfie 180 wrote:
M H wrote:
Furious Wolfie 180 wrote:Giving your lass an under the quilt cupcake.....bliss!
I'mm assuming you mean dropping your guts then covering her head with the quilt Wolfie? Done it many times and each is as funny as the last.
Aye, just a waft usually does the trick...

First time I did that to my ex missus she was retching mate, no need to say I didn't get a blow job that night. Come to think of it I didn't get many blow jobs at all after I married her.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:02 am

all women at some stage in bed are subject to the "love breeze", sure sign you are comfortable with her

Post by **TomH** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:05 pm

nikkiboy wrote:
Issa Mong wrote:
M H wrote:I dunno about you lads but I just love it when I fart in the bath. The bubbles followed by the exquisite aroma's gotta be one of life's simple pleasures.
I'm surprised that you don't shit in the bath given how old you are.
its all collected in the colostomy bag so no spillage

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