RIP Dave's Darts Coverage (2016-2016)

[The Ginge Reaper]

It is my sad duty to report the sad demise of Dave's darts coverage, perishing after a brief existence.

No flowers.

[Justin Credible]

****placeholder for sprocket to mention something about only fools and horses****


That takes up 50% of his total posts on here.
Mention of a couch takes up the other 50%

[The Ginge Reaper]

Its probably a miracle the event last year was on there, Frank Warren seemingly negotiated it.

So where the fuck did he run off to? Did he realise there was no money to be made?

[Justin Credible]

The funniest part about the complete fuck up that is the bdo is the retarded scum fans.

I will continue, on here and on my blog to laugh at their inadequacies, failures, etc and their thick retarded scum fans will get upset and threaten to sort me out, as if that will change the mess in the bdo

As if slapping me will sell tickets to the Catas Trophy
Discovering my name will get the bdo on TV
Calling to my house will stop people switching to the PDC
Sorting me out will somehow negate the Williams are fuckin clueless

Remember everyone, if my blog and this forum did not exist, the bdo would be on BBC now in HD with its players all household names playing in a multi million pound tour.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Any fucking luck, Tony?

[Dazzla501]

The BDO just doesn't have a product to sell to the masses anymore.

There is flogging a dead horse and then there is digging up the corpse of a horse that died in 1993 and then flogging that!

[Stran]

The BDO just doesn't have a product to sell to the masses anymore.

There is flogging a dead horse and then there is digging up the corpse of a horse that died in 1993 and then flogging that!

bad promotion and poor running of an organisation that thinks its still the 1980s

[Justin Credible]

who the fuck is that simpleton Makinson.

Love his "moot point" about fitton, is fitton not suppose to know ?

[Rogg]

So much for #RealDarts. It's almost like the fairytale rhetoric carries no meaning into the real world.

Don't know exactly how to split praise between the TV channel and the production company, but the Dave show was far better than the Channel 4 show last year imo. It exceeded expectations. Auntie Sue and her savages probably couldn't believe their luck.

[Justin Credible]

"there is too much darts on tv"

[Tommo]

[Rogg]

Post on dwarf central from June 1 last year:

Chris Mason wrote on BDOF: "Viewing figures for each day exceeded their expectations and the execs from DAVE were thrilled with every aspect of the event".

'But... next year we'll show 'Escape to Victory' (1981) and 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' (1969) instead.'

[The Ginge Reaper]

Post on dwarf central from June 1 last year:

Chris Mason wrote on BDOF: "Viewing figures for each day exceeded their expectations and the execs from DAVE were thrilled with every aspect of the event".

'But... next year we'll show 'Escape to Victory' (1981) and 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' (1969) instead.'

Ha!

[Justin Credible]

Post on dwarf central from June 1 last year:

Chris Mason wrote on BDOF: "Viewing figures for each day exceeded their expectations and the execs from DAVE were thrilled with every aspect of the event".

'But... next year we'll show 'Escape to Victory' (1981) and 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' (1969) instead.'

Let me guess.....houseboy ?????

[The Ginge Reaper]

Have started this elsewhere, wonder who will bite first?

[Randall]

Glorious scenes
Has McLoyalty gobbed off yer?

[The Ginge Reaper]

Glorious scenes
Has McLoyalty gobbed off yer?

Give it time. The Fanatics read the forums, they will have seen the news by now. If not I'm sure Bluespark can post the screenshot of the Dave schedule for next weekend

[Justin Credible]

let the seeth commence

[Sin]

Dave is known for it's shpwing of old comedy shows, however I think they realised they dropped a bollock when they showed BDO, as they have standards as wel.

I undeerstand Dave are going to show re runs of The Wheel Tappers and Shunters Club or some other fucking grim Northern Caberet time warp shite in its place

[Zeyes]

There could be a whole graveyard image with all the channels/networks at which the BDO has worn out its welcome...