TDF Educational Thread

[The Ginge Reaper]

Reminds me of the BDO Book of Records thread I did elsewhere. Must go and find a few of them...

[The Ginge Reaper]

Highest Recorded Attendance at a BICC Game (excluding players, family of players, friends of players and officials)

Taking the above into consideration, the highest attendance for a BICC game is 4, at the Yorkshire v Devon match played at Glasshoughon WMC, Glasshoughton, Yorkshire (UK) in March 2011. The attendees (Mr and Mrs Jones from nearby Knottingley, along with their two young daughters Rosie and Emily), were trying to locate the nearby Xscape Castleford leisure complex for a spot of indoor skiing when they unwittingly entered the venue and were forced against their will to watch the Ladies B matches for one hour and 37 minutes.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Camera Angles

The most times that the "side-on" camera angle has actually caught a 180, in percentage terms, is 17%, during the 2007 BDO World Championship first round match between Atkins, Martin (UK) and Fenn, Gary (UK), despite the commentator stressing this happens on 100% of occasions.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Most Stains on Soft Furnishings, Table Coverings or Bed Linen

On the morning of 28th March 2012, following a phone call from a local resident, two officers from Haringey Council Environmental Health broke into the flat at 2 Pages Lane, London N10 to investigate complaints of a foul smell. Within the property, a tablecloth containing 154 stains caused by 46 spilliges of food/drinkstuffs and bodily fluids was discovered, with 25 of the stains attributed to a tin of Baxters Pea and Ham Soup. This breaks the record of 126 stains found on the duvet in the hotel room Richie Burnett stayed in during an exhibition in Bristol in 2004, the vast majority caused by a chicken and Fun Guy Pot Noodle.

[The Ginge Reaper]

A bit off-topic this one, but hey...

Biggest Slurping of Dart Player on Darts Forum

On 9th January 2013 it was announced by Mason, Chris (UK) that he was to go to the PDC Qualifying School in Wigan, Lancashire (UK) to attempt to qualify for the UK PDC Pro Tour. In total, this news resulted in the collective rimming of 46 anuses and the filling of four buckets of semen on the Stars of Darts forum, 1.5 of them filled by Taylor, Lee of Somerset (UK) in little more than 27 minutes.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Fastest Consumption of Pot Noodle

At 11.34pm on the evening of 23rd June 2004, in room 232 of the Ibis Bristol, a Chicken and Fun Guy Pot Noodle was consumed in 35 seconds by Burnett, Richie (Wal.). Assuming a prone position on the floor of the hotel room perpendicular to the radiator, Mr Burnett released the water value on the radiator and released the water into the container, allowed the scum of MSG and additives to rise to the surface, before stirring. He then took less than a minute to consume the snack before retiring for the evening.

[D'Artagnan]

A bit off-topic this one, but hey...

Biggest Slurping of Dart Player on Darts Forum

On 9th January 2013 it was announced by Mason, Chris (UK) that he was to go to the PDC Qualifying School in Wigan, Lancashire (UK) to attempt to qualify for the UK PDC Pro Tour. In total, this news resulted in the collective rimming of 46 anuses and the filling of four buckets of semen on the Stars of Darts forum, 1.5 of them filled by Taylor, Lee of Somerset (UK) in little more than 27 minutes.

No surprise there, the man is a cock..

[Justin Credible]

A bit off-topic this one, but hey...

Biggest Slurping of Dart Player on Darts Forum

On 9th January 2013 it was announced by Mason, Chris (UK) that he was to go to the PDC Qualifying School in Wigan, Lancashire (UK) to attempt to qualify for the UK PDC Pro Tour. In total, this news resulted in the collective rimming of 46 anuses and the filling of four buckets of semen on the Stars of Darts forum, 1.5 of them filled by Taylor, Lee of Somerset (UK) in little more than 27 minutes.

imagine if it was Mike Gregory ?

[jwr1978]

Fastest Consumption of Pot Noodle

At 11.34pm on the evening of 23rd June 2004, in room 232 of the Ibis Bristol, a Chicken and Fun Guy Pot Noodle was consumed in 35 seconds by Burnett, Richie (Wal.). Assuming a prone position on the floor of the hotel room perpendicular to the radiator, Mr Burnett released the water value on the radiator and released the water into the container, allowed the scum of MSG and additives to rise to the surface, before stirring. He then took less than a minute to consume the snack before retiring for the evening.

Pure class.

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[twathammer]

Steve Egerton has not one, but three records in the current Twathammer Book of Records:-

Longest surviving human with nil brain activity (see braindead)
Longest living human consuming nil calories
Longest time in denial about the end of a significant event - just beaten the guy who was convinced WW2 was still going on

He does a lot of charity work though, donating his time to help the needy in that dole queue

[Sin]

Gainsborough: Highest rate of incest in UK

[Sin]

Stonehenge, place most likely to be mistaken for: Sue Williams teeth

[Sprocket501]

Place most what?

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[The Thorn]

Stonehenge, place most likley to be mistaken for: Sue Williams teeth

[Robert Ross]

The giggles

Medical condition, causing the patient to laugh or smile uncontrollably, even when experiencing highly unpleasant things.

Most famous patient: Martin Adams.

[Sin]

Longest a beached whale has managed to stay breathing:

Andy Fordham 55 years, though the fat cunt nearly asphyxiated under his own mass in 2004. On two occasions 2006 and 2010 he nearly succomb to mutliple harpoon injuries inflicted by a combined armada of Norwegian and Japanese whalers.

[Robert Ross]

Third best player in the world: Stephen Bunting.

[The Shank]

Third best player in the world: Stephen Bunting.

This fact is disputed.

By some.

[cannibal]

Mervyn King's A Game: Existence unconfirmed, highly likely either extinct or never existed. Far more and better quality evidence for sasquatch and ancient aliens. General consensus from the experts is that Merv the pervs A-game is actually urban myth

[Robert Ross]

Dutch Pieter

Expression, as in 'doing a Dutch Pieter'.

Meaning: being present all over social media when an athlete of your own nationality wins a competition, but off the grid when they choke.

Although not a sport, the expression has also been used in darts.

See also: fascism, antisemitism, Anne Frank, nazism.