For the Love Of Ladies Darts in the BDO

[Justin Credible]

bigger fool you were

[D'Artagnan]

bigger fool you were

I was being sarcastic ffs..

[Justin Credible]

bigger fool you were

I was being sarcastic ffs..

I'm not

[D'Artagnan]

...wanker.

[cannibal]

You see folks, Ted here....aka cannibal...doesn't like darts in America or anyone that does anything to try to promote darts in America. He never has anything but disparaging things to say about the people and the game.

Gotta admit, she pretty much nailed you, cannibal.
you're a smart guy. you ever consider using your powers for good?
No, seriously, have you ever thought about being a mover and a shaker for darts?

lol she nailed me, listen you have no idea what your talking about and obvious you don't get what I am saying I will spell it out clearly for you.

What you have to understand about Anne is she is a simpleton your either for or against and your all in or your not. She doesn't understand the nuance of taking a critical and well thought out position. This is actually typical of the simpletons involved in darts here. It is like a fucking cult with some of these morons. BDO Mushroom behavior cultivated in America.

What I have a problem with is stupidity. I only know of a few people who are in darts that have any actual business acumen the rest are complete and utter idiots. I can't stand the dinosaurs either that think we should be doing things like we did back in 1970, alot has changed since then and none of them understand what those changes mean for darts.

And lets keep this in perspective what we are talking about is banter, opinions, talk on a sports forum. Who the fuck takes that personally, seriously or believes negative criticism on there will be the demise of the game in America?? Answer: the idiots in the darts cult. Most of these people have been on forums for years like me and guess what nothing has really changed because of talk on forums.

Look at all the stuff surrounding darts in America, it is mostly a second rate pile of shit. I have participated in other sports and never have I ever seen a bunch of clueless people organizing things, and I am talking at the amateur level. Look at the books, blogs, podcast, etc... all most all shit here. If people want shit then fine they got it and they wonder why no one takes darts seriously who isn't in darts, because simply most of what they do is shit.

Now to be clear I don't hate all things to do with darts in America, ffs I know more what is going on with darts here than the vast majority of people. So why would I spend so much time in something I hate, come on lets not be fucking stupid. You never will find me slagging off my league, or RER, people like author Dan Peek, the former podcast Darts Underground etc...Because those things and people mainly get it right.

And as much as the precious cunts at CDC cry and act the martyr because some nobody like me who does nothing for darts criticizes them all across the internet (those are mainly there words, I will let you figure out which ones lol) I actually think they have the basic approach right, most of the right incentives, and basically they have done some small stupid stuff that adds up but overall the basic structure of what they are doing is good. I just disagree with the small and multiple business decisions that add up to make a large loss for them. Hey its there money they want to piss it away more power to them. But because I don't like them and criticize them means I must hate everything about everything they do, again cult mentality of darts. I bet you I have watched more of the CDC shit fest than you have, I have followed it more closely and spent more time looking at the results and averages etc.. Yet I hate American darts.

What I have done or what I haven't done for darts has no bearing on my opinion or the quality of my arguement. But I have done things for darts in my area as I appreciated the time and effort others have put in so I try to give back. I use to go to pretty much every thing in my area, but I now prefer to spend time with my wife. Darts is for Thursday night and drinking for me.

The reason I stopped organizing and attending are personal as well as social. Honestly I can't stand the bullshit from most of the people who play darts, the racism and the drama from 40 yr olds who act like high school girls. Add alcohol to that and it gets multiplied by 10. Not my idea of a good way to spend a day or night out.

[Justin Credible]

my fucking eyes !!!!

[cannibal]

additional: does that count as a meltdown?? I didn't threaten to leave or burn my house down, guess I could throw it in for good measure

[cannibal]

Skweezy let me ask you a question: Why do you stick around this forum? Honestly doesn't seem your style, I would make you to be more of a dartsnutz or sewa guy. I would say TSOD but I don't want to insult you lol

[The Shank]

YANK FIGHT!
YANK FIGHT!
YANK FIGHT!

[D'Artagnan]

Fuckin nuke each other..

[Justin Credible]

Cannibal will win, skweezit will fuck off to TDF-lite in a sulk as usual

[cannibal]

Cannibal will win, skweezit will fuck off to TDF-lite in a sulk as usual

Don't be so sure, my laziness is legendary, could just be too much work for a lard ass like me. But I don't want to disappoint so will give it a go, will track him down and kick his ass...as long as the battery on my scooter holds up. I do request that if skweezy is attempting to escape me, please slow your walking pace down to a very casual meander

[cannibal]

YANK FIGHT!
YANK FIGHT!
YANK FIGHT!

This thar my cuzins, goin' at it. Crazy and more dangerous than a sack of cats or rabid Twit after a crawdad down the crick.

[skweezit]

my fucking eyes !!!!

Be careful Justin, I think paragraph 27 mentions something about killing whales.
may want to skip that one.

[skweezit]

You see folks, Ted here....aka cannibal...doesn't like darts in America or anyone that does anything to try to promote darts in America. He never has anything but disparaging things to say about the people and the game.

Gotta admit, she pretty much nailed you, cannibal.
you're a smart guy. you ever consider using your powers for good?
No, seriously, have you ever thought about being a mover and a shaker for darts?

lol she nailed me, listen you have no idea what your talking about and obvious you don't get what I am saying I will spell it out clearly for you.

What you have to understand about Anne is she is a simpleton your either for or against and your all in or your not. She doesn't understand the nuance of taking a critical and well thought out position. This is actually typical of the simpletons involved in darts here. It is like a fucking cult with some of these morons. BDO Mushroom behavior cultivated in America.

What I have a problem with is stupidity. I only know of a few people who are in darts that have any actual business acumen the rest are complete and utter idiots. I can't stand the dinosaurs either that think we should be doing things like we did back in 1970, alot has changed since then and none of them understand what those changes mean for darts.

And lets keep this in perspective what we are talking about is banter, opinions, talk on a sports forum. Who the fuck takes that personally, seriously or believes negative criticism on there will be the demise of the game in America?? Answer: the idiots in the darts cult. Most of these people have been on forums for years like me and guess what nothing has really changed because of talk on forums.

Look at all the stuff surrounding darts in America, it is mostly a second rate pile of shit. I have participated in other sports and never have I ever seen a bunch of clueless people organizing things, and I am talking at the amateur level. Look at the books, blogs, podcast, etc... all most all shit here. If people want shit then fine they got it and they wonder why no one takes darts seriously who isn't in darts, because simply most of what they do is shit.

Now to be clear I don't hate all things to do with darts in America, ffs I know more what is going on with darts here than the vast majority of people. So why would I spend so much time in something I hate, come on lets not be fucking stupid. You never will find me slagging off my league, or RER, people like author Dan Peek, the former podcast Darts Underground etc...Because those things and people mainly get it right.

And as much as the precious cunts at CDC cry and act the martyr because some nobody like me who does nothing for darts criticizes them all across the internet (those are mainly there words, I will let you figure out which ones lol) I actually think they have the basic approach right, most of the right incentives, and basically they have done some small stupid stuff that adds up but overall the basic structure of what they are doing is good. I just disagree with the small and multiple business decisions that add up to make a large loss for them. Hey its there money they want to piss it away more power to them. But because I don't like them and criticize them means I must hate everything about everything they do, again cult mentality of darts. I bet you I have watched more of the CDC shit fest than you have, I have followed it more closely and spent more time looking at the results and averages etc.. Yet I hate American darts.

What I have done or what I haven't done for darts has no bearing on my opinion or the quality of my arguement. But I have done things for darts in my area as I appreciated the time and effort others have put in so I try to give back. I use to go to pretty much every thing in my area, but I now prefer to spend time with my wife. Darts is for Thursday night and drinking for me.

The reason I stopped organizing and attending are personal as well as social. Honestly I can't stand the bullshit from most of the people who play darts, the racism and the drama from 40 yr olds who act like high school girls. Add alcohol to that and it gets multiplied by 10. Not my idea of a good way to spend a day or night out.

your posts here are almost always deragatory regarding darts in America.
(no skin off my balls. to each their own)
and you have a hard time accepting compliments.
was hoping to brainstorm a little on "a better future" without the unnecessary sidetracking as a lot of our positions on darts in America actually do overlap.

[cannibal]

your posts here are almost always deragatory regarding darts in America.
(no skin off my balls. to each their own)
and you have a hard time accepting compliments.
was hoping to brainstorm a little on "a better future" without the unnecessary sidetracking as a lot of our positions on darts in America actually do overlap.

on derogatory posts, yes I admit they are and I also admit some of it is to just piss off Fartoid as I know it pushes his buttons. But most of the comedy and satire about any topic is derogatory, negative is what makes us emotional and allows us to focus our angst onto an inanimate object. There is some psychological bullshit term for that but can't think of it.

Compliments, yes well being border socio path and not having the ability to empathize or care what others think causes problems for me to interpret meaning in peoples statements.

Brainstorming, always enjoy talking about that kind of stuff so fire away and you can be assured I will jump in with my opinion as obviously I am not shy about expressing it.

[Justin Credible]

cannibal has mastered the self deprecation on here

[cannibal]

The seething over on FB is hysterical. So much so they actually resort to outright lies that they know to be lies. Claiming that I never have done anything in Philly for darts is utter bullshit. Fartoids good friend George Silberzahn will tell him that when he ran the Players championship event I went to dozens of bars on league night talked to people to explain how that event worked. I met with George on a couple occasions to work out plans for the event at Jokers, Gary of Trenton was in on it too. I also brought the newly created, well new then defunct now, Darts Underground Podcast to a local pub to talk about darts in Philly. I roped in people from the league to talk on the podcast and event organizers like Bob Brookes to promote his newly formed Larry Wiz Cricket Championship series. I ran a summer league out of Pub with about 22-24 players for 3 summers. Fartoid knows all this because he has followed me on Facebook and across the fourms for years. So why does he make these claims.

Marchei use to see me at the local shoots all the time and the charity shoots. In fact I played him one time in a qualifier where he went absolutely ape shit because some guys were trying to move some things out of the room we where playing in, it was a bit of a distraction but he totally lost it at these guys for no reason as if he was in the ally pally final. Also I was the one that approached him about bringing a new series MLD to philly. Mr short term memory. Too busy blowing his own horn to remember. He also knows I play darts and ran the summer league. He knows I have been playing for 10 years in the local league.

Your right fartoid it never stops and never will. You should be happy tho as you have more people paying attention to you now thanks to me baiting you than you have had in years.

[Justin Credible]

who cares if they think you did nothing.

I did nothing for cork darts and irish darts....then they did nothing for me.
Just because you watch darts, play darts dont mean you have to give up your own time to make it work for others

fuck them

[Tommo]

who cares if they think you did nothing.

I did nothing for cork darts and irish darts....then they did nothing for me.
Just because you watch darts, play darts dont mean you have to give up your own time to make it work for others

fuck them

Did Olly Croft write this?