Lakeside Howlers Thread

[PT13]

How the fuck did Durrant bust 80?

Went for 2 double 20s, hit the first one but dropped into the single 20 with his second dart, and then went into double 15 with his third dart and thus busting.

[The Silver Fox]

Good on Durrant he deserved the title and you guys are only jealous of him .

Well done to Durrant and as fir the young guy Noppert he has plenty time on his side

and if he sticks into the game shall win it one yr or even more so .

Gives the guys credit you jealous natured cunts.

They're not a patch on cunt face fae the kingdom

Put it this way id win v you fir sure, even if a had to throw ma darts oer ma shoulders
you fat fuck , as simply no one else is in my league in the region as you well know

and is the sole reason i play out of the fife as I wanted some competition
and hey playing with a better class of player as they are in auld reekie
and are a good bunch eh good guys whom aren't jealous natured like in fife fir sure.

Now fats take a check of my own poem below i made up in which shall be used one day
at the lakeside and certainly that along with ma walk on music
would stand out from the crowd

Fir fatso v

There's a darter fae Fife whom plays the game
and some player he is , Stevie's the name
No man sais he , shall stand in his way
there is no other when on his day

180's are easy, as dbles are so
When he stands at the oche, to put on a show
as his dart hits the bullseye , the other players pout
count 1, 2 and 3 game shot, over and out

Now come try and beat him , if you dare
but when Stevie's on fire, you better beware
Whose No1, on Fife's golden shore's
There's only one outcome, as Stevie's dart soars

[The Ginge Reaper]

Rob Walker at the end of the broadcast wished Nicholson well on qualifying but didn't actually say what he was qualifying for.

[ITG]

Good on Durrant he deserved the title and you guys are only jealous of him .

Well done to Durrant and as fir the young guy Noppert he has plenty time on his side

and if he sticks into the game shall win it one yr or even more so .

Gives the guys credit you jealous natured cunts.

They're not a patch on cunt face fae the kingdom

Put it this way id win v you fir sure, even if a had to throw ma darts oer ma shoulders
you fat fuck , as simply no one else is in my league in the region as you well know

and is the sole reason i play out of the fife as I wanted some competition
and hey playing with a better class of player as they are in auld reekie
and are a good bunch eh good guys whom aren't jealous natured like in fife fir sure.

Now fats take a check of my own poem below i made up in which shall be used one day
at the Lakeshite and certainly that along with ma walk on music
would stand out from the crowd

Fir fatso v

There's a darter fae Fife whom plays the game
and some player he is , Stevie's the name
No man sais he , shall stand in his way
there is no other when on his day

180's are easy, as dbles are so
When he stands at the oche, to put on a show
as his dart hits the bullseye , the other players pout
count 1, 2 and 3 game shot, over and out

Now come try and beat him , if you dare
but when Stevie's on fire, you better beware
Whose No1, on Fife's golden shore's
There's only one outcome, as Stevie's dart soars

yokel

[Robert Ross]

Good on Durrant he deserved the title and you guys are only jealous of him .

Well done to Durrant and as fir the young guy Noppert he has plenty time on his side

and if he sticks into the game shall win it one yr or even more so .

Gives the guys credit you jealous natured cunts.

They're not a patch on cunt face fae the kingdom

Put it this way id win v you fir sure, even if a had to throw ma darts oer ma shoulders
you fat fuck , as simply no one else is in my league in the region as you well know

and is the sole reason i play out of the fife as I wanted some competition
and hey playing with a better class of player as they are in auld reekie
and are a good bunch eh good guys whom aren't jealous natured like in fife fir sure.

Now fats take a check of my own poem below i made up in which shall be used one day
at the Lakeshite and certainly that along with ma walk on music
would stand out from the crowd

Fir fatso v

There's a darter fae Fife whom plays the game
and some player he is , Stevie's the name
No man sais he , shall stand in his way
there is no other when on his day

180's are easy, as dbles are so
When he stands at the oche, to put on a show
as his dart hits the bullseye , the other players pout
count 1, 2 and 3 game shot, over and out

Now come try and beat him , if you dare
but when Stevie's on fire, you better beware
Whose No1, on Fife's golden shore's
There's only one outcome, as Stevie's dart soars

spastic yokel

I tend to agree

[The Silver Fox]

Now fatso I may give you some credit if you walk this rope but i reckon you wuid shite yersel

even afore you took on the rope this wuid be only the first of several hurdles id have my bodyguards

make you do and only then if done and yer still alive then the 2nd hurdle would become for you

fir being a cheeky cunt .

Your go v <

[Robert Ross]

Now fatso I may give you some credit if you walk this rope but id reckon you wuid shite yersel

even afore you took on the rope this wuid be only the first of several hurdles id have my bodyguards

make you do and only then if done and yer still alive then the 2nd hurdle would become for you

fir being a cheeky cunt .

Your go v <

I tend to agree.

[The Silver Fox]

Now fatso I may give you some credit if you walk this rope but id reckon you wuid shite yersel

even afore you took on the rope this wuid be only the first of several hurdles id have my bodyguards

make you do and only then if done and yer still alive then the 2nd hurdle would become for you

fir being a cheeky cunt .

Your go v <

I tend to agree.

Cheers fir such Bob ^ But hey that's because you mustve witnessed such in that
im the tops in this region , but how come someones tampered with my digits
as cant put a video up now and its done rightly ?

I went clicked on youtube and copied the video I wanted up and done as meant to but

feck awes went up

[Zeyes]

I like how the PDC congratulated Durrant on his "Lakeside World Title", but Durrant in his post-game interview only referred to himself as the "BDO Lakeside champion".

[Sin]

I like how the PDC congratulated Durrant on his "Lakeshite World Title", but Durrant in his post-game interview only referred to himself as the "BDO Lakeshite champion".

He knows his place

[Rogg]

Surely!

[minghita]

Now fatso I may give you some credit if you walk this rope but id reckon you wuid shite yersel

even afore you took on the rope this wuid be only the first of several hurdles id have my bodyguards

make you do and only then if done and yer still alive then the 2nd hurdle would become for you

fir being a cheeky cunt .
Your poem is shite.fife is the anus of scotland and that takes some doing.2nd world country and the sooner sturgeon and you bludging ginger lepers fuck off and go bankrupt the better.stinking little nasty aggressive pricks the lot of ya
Your go v <

I tend to agree.

Cheers fir such Bob ^ But hey that's because you mustve witnessed such in that
im the tops in this region , but how come someones tampered with my digits
as cant put a video up now and its done rightly ?

I went clicked on youtube and copied the video I wanted up and done as meant to but

feck awes went up

[minghita]

That went well

[Justin Credible]

Surely!

in the name of fuck !!!

[The Ginge Reaper]

Opening post updated, now up to 852 Howlers with a few post-tournament ones no doubt to come.

[Noisycrowds]

superb job ginge

[The Ginge Reaper]

BDO World Final gets it lowest ever viewing figures:

BDO World Darts Final: 1.01m (5.4%).

Now that is Channel 4 only, but unless BT was pulling in well over half a million (unlikely), it will be the lowest viewed Lakeside final in history. Again. Last year the total was 1,713,000

[Justin Credible]

BDO World Final gets it lowest ever viewing figures:

BDO World Darts Final: 1.01m (5.4%).

Now that is Channel 4 only, but unless BT was pulling in well over half a million (unlikely), it will be the lowest viewed Lakeshite final in history. Again. Last year the total was 1,713,000

whats the betting the mushrooms will be making excuses
or claiming viewing figures dont matter

[The Ginge Reaper]

The least watched Lakeside in history, now confirmed.

Currently waiting for the SS3 figures from last week to get a final PDC final figure.

[Lister of Smeg]

BDO World Final gets it lowest ever viewing figures:

BDO World Darts Final: 1.01m (5.4%).

Now that is Channel 4 only, but unless BT was pulling in well over half a million (unlikely), it will be the lowest viewed Lakeshite final in history. Again. Last year the total was 1,713,000

Dads Army 1.29m w/e 11/9/16