The Completely Useless Information Thread - open all hours

[Justin Credible]

I'm waiting on the wife cooking dinner for me

thats 2 of us.............................

[Jockenaria]

I'm waiting on the wife cooking dinner for me

thats 2 of us.............................

She's done that job for tonight

[Justin Credible]

my wife is not long home, was up in her mums baking the christmas cake up there.

[The Cat]

I have retired from all forms of cricket.

[M H]

My niece bought Ruby a Santa Suit!

[Justin Credible]

my neighbour bought reindeer type antlers and collars with bells on them for my dogs last year.................as if I would put that shit on my dogs

[andy a]

I've just had a cheque from the taxman for £500. Happy Christmas one and all!!

[M H]

my neighbour bought reindeer type antlers and collars with bells on them for my dogs last year.................as if I would put that shit on my dogs

My daughter put the suit on her and took a couple of pics...............

[Justin Credible]

my neighbour bought reindeer type antlers and collars with bells on them for my dogs last year.................as if I would put that shit on my dogs

My daughter put the suit on her and took a couple of pics...............

can understand that for the daughters sake, but would you walk ruby down a busy street wearing it ?

[M H]

I wouldn't put it on her in the first place mate.

[M H]

I have a mackerel bone stuck in my teeth

[Justin Credible]

I am shocked.........just take out your false teeth and use a sewing needle to prise it out

[gazman]

[Justin Credible]

an early pic of MH.............

[M H]

Twats!

[DrZoidberg]

[Justin Credible]

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[gonk]

I like the music of Megadeth more than I like the spice girls

[M H]

Got a home made turkey, ham and stuffing pie in the oven. Fucking gorgeous

[Justin Credible]

I had to turn back on the heating