The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
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UK Open Team Malt Round up:
Scott Baker lost 6-3 to Andreas Harrrysson round 1. 82 average, won't cut it.
Andy Boulton lost 6-3 round 2 to Matt Dennant. Won a game I guess, but hoped for better
Steve Lennon lost 6-5 to Dom Taylor in Round 2. Actually did alright in this game, quite unlucky.
Mario Vandenbogaerde lost 10-7 to Schindler in Round 4. Decent as he won 2 games, quite happy with that.
Ritchie Edhouse lost 10-6 to Capy in round 4, 88 average. Worrying form.
Martin Lukeman lost 10-5 to Asp in Round 4, wasn't great, but tough draw.
Connor Scutt lost 10-7 to Damon Heta in Round 5, good tournament with 2 wins including a great win v Price
Ryan Searle lost 10-0 to Luke Humphries in Round 5. Embarrassing stuff. Just 1 win.
Willie O'Connor lost 10-8 to Aspinall in Round 6. Good little run, 3 wins and playing very well atm.
Ryan Joyce lost 10-2 to Humphries in Round 6. Brutal, blown away. Least he got 2 wins.
Rob Cross lost 10-6 to Josh Rock in Round 6. 2 wins but disappointing defeat.
Nathan Aspinall lost 10-7 to Josh Rock in the Quarters. Good run for him and he played decent.
Overall it was okay, could've gone worse. Aspinall, O'Connor and Scutt all did me proud
Scott Baker lost 6-3 to Andreas Harrrysson round 1. 82 average, won't cut it.
Andy Boulton lost 6-3 round 2 to Matt Dennant. Won a game I guess, but hoped for better
Steve Lennon lost 6-5 to Dom Taylor in Round 2. Actually did alright in this game, quite unlucky.
Mario Vandenbogaerde lost 10-7 to Schindler in Round 4. Decent as he won 2 games, quite happy with that.
Ritchie Edhouse lost 10-6 to Capy in round 4, 88 average. Worrying form.
Martin Lukeman lost 10-5 to Asp in Round 4, wasn't great, but tough draw.
Connor Scutt lost 10-7 to Damon Heta in Round 5, good tournament with 2 wins including a great win v Price
Ryan Searle lost 10-0 to Luke Humphries in Round 5. Embarrassing stuff. Just 1 win.
Willie O'Connor lost 10-8 to Aspinall in Round 6. Good little run, 3 wins and playing very well atm.
Ryan Joyce lost 10-2 to Humphries in Round 6. Brutal, blown away. Least he got 2 wins.
Rob Cross lost 10-6 to Josh Rock in Round 6. 2 wins but disappointing defeat.
Nathan Aspinall lost 10-7 to Josh Rock in the Quarters. Good run for him and he played decent.
Overall it was okay, could've gone worse. Aspinall, O'Connor and Scutt all did me proud

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Excellent summary my friend, inspiring me to do likewiseTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:17 pm UK Open Team Malt Round up:
Scott Baker lost 6-3 to Andreas Harrrysson round 1. 82 average, won't cut it.
Andy Boulton lost 6-3 round 2 to Matt Dennant. Won a game I guess, but hoped for better
Steve Lennon lost 6-5 to Dom Taylor in Round 2. Actually did alright in this game, quite unlucky.
Mario Vandenbogaerde lost 10-7 to Schindler in Round 4. Decent as he won 2 games, quite happy with that.
Ritchie Edhouse lost 10-6 to Capy in round 4, 88 average. Worrying form.
Martin Lukeman lost 10-5 to Asp in Round 4, wasn't great, but tough draw.
Connor Scutt lost 10-7 to Damon Heta in Round 5, good tournament with 2 wins including a great win v Price
Ryan Searle lost 10-0 to Luke Humphries in Round 5. Embarrassing stuff. Just 1 win.
Willie O'Connor lost 10-8 to Aspinall in Round 6. Good little run, 3 wins and playing very well atm.
Ryan Joyce lost 10-2 to Humphries in Round 6. Brutal, blown away. Least he got 2 wins.
Rob Cross lost 10-6 to Josh Rock in Round 6. 2 wins but disappointing defeat.
Nathan Aspinall lost 10-7 to Josh Rock in the Quarters. Good run for him and he played decent.
Overall it was okay, could've gone worse. Aspinall, O'Connor and Scutt all did me proud

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Thanks mate appreciate the supportDeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 03, 2025 9:21 pmExcellent summary my friend, inspiring me to do likewiseTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:17 pm UK Open Team Malt Round up:
Scott Baker lost 6-3 to Andreas Harrrysson round 1. 82 average, won't cut it.
Andy Boulton lost 6-3 round 2 to Matt Dennant. Won a game I guess, but hoped for better
Steve Lennon lost 6-5 to Dom Taylor in Round 2. Actually did alright in this game, quite unlucky.
Mario Vandenbogaerde lost 10-7 to Schindler in Round 4. Decent as he won 2 games, quite happy with that.
Ritchie Edhouse lost 10-6 to Capy in round 4, 88 average. Worrying form.
Martin Lukeman lost 10-5 to Asp in Round 4, wasn't great, but tough draw.
Connor Scutt lost 10-7 to Damon Heta in Round 5, good tournament with 2 wins including a great win v Price
Ryan Searle lost 10-0 to Luke Humphries in Round 5. Embarrassing stuff. Just 1 win.
Willie O'Connor lost 10-8 to Aspinall in Round 6. Good little run, 3 wins and playing very well atm.
Ryan Joyce lost 10-2 to Humphries in Round 6. Brutal, blown away. Least he got 2 wins.
Rob Cross lost 10-6 to Josh Rock in Round 6. 2 wins but disappointing defeat.
Nathan Aspinall lost 10-7 to Josh Rock in the Quarters. Good run for him and he played decent.
Overall it was okay, could've gone worse. Aspinall, O'Connor and Scutt all did me proud

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Wesley Plaisier added after a truly embarrassing defeat to Belly Boy who was playing horrendouslyTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 12:06 am As Emu and DFR have Putrid Eggs / Villain lists, I thought i'd create my own. Couldn't think of a title, but if anyone has any ideas please let me know
Here's my list of nobheads / people I enjoy seeing lose:
Brian Raman
Kim Huybrechts
Michael Smith
Berry van Peer
Stephen Bunting
Jelle Klaasen
Wessel Nijman
Dirk van Duijvenbode
Keelan Kay
Danny Lauby
Cam Crabtree
Sure there's someone i'm forgetting. I'd probably say it's in order of dislike to mild irritation too.

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Loving the inclusion of CrabtreeTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Mar 17, 2025 2:38 pmWesley Plaisier added after a truly embarrassing defeat to Belly Boy who was playing horrendouslyTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 12:06 am As Emu and DFR have Putrid Eggs / Villain lists, I thought i'd create my own. Couldn't think of a title, but if anyone has any ideas please let me know
Here's my list of nobheads / people I enjoy seeing lose:
Brian Raman
Kim Huybrechts
Michael Smith
Berry van Peer
Stephen Bunting
Jelle Klaasen
Wessel Nijman
Dirk van Duijvenbode
Keelan Kay
Danny Lauby
Cam Crabtree
Sure there's someone i'm forgetting. I'd probably say it's in order of dislike to mild irritation too.
I assume Cabbage is included after his weird needle match vs Our Ryan last year and all round jobberdom?

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I did put Crabtree at the bottom of the list as he's not that bad but there's something that irks me...DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 17, 2025 7:07 pmLoving the inclusion of CrabtreeTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Mar 17, 2025 2:38 pmWesley Plaisier added after a truly embarrassing defeat to Belly Boy who was playing horrendouslyTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 12:06 am As Emu and DFR have Putrid Eggs / Villain lists, I thought i'd create my own. Couldn't think of a title, but if anyone has any ideas please let me know
Here's my list of nobheads / people I enjoy seeing lose:
Brian Raman
Kim Huybrechts
Michael Smith
Berry van Peer
Stephen Bunting
Jelle Klaasen
Wessel Nijman
Dirk van Duijvenbode
Keelan Kay
Danny Lauby
Cam Crabtree
Sure there's someone i'm forgetting. I'd probably say it's in order of dislike to mild irritation too.
I assume Cabbage is included after his weird needle match vs Our Ryan last year and all round jobberdom?
Did forget about Plaisier being weird against Joyce, only added him today due to the violent choke against Belly boy but you've given me more reason to keep him on the list now. Nobody disrespects Our Joyce

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Truly incredible few days for Team Malt with Aspinall winning his first Euro Tour and Joycey making the final, brilliant stuff.
Joyce has a new found confidence and I really hope this becomes more of a regular thing. Aspinall proving a lot of doubters wrong too, this goes a long way towards him avoiding sliding down the rankings, guaranteed in the Slam now too, plus the confidence from this should help him kick on, proven once again he's still got titles in him
Devon Petersen won a Modus week as well, good to see from him
Joyce has a new found confidence and I really hope this becomes more of a regular thing. Aspinall proving a lot of doubters wrong too, this goes a long way towards him avoiding sliding down the rankings, guaranteed in the Slam now too, plus the confidence from this should help him kick on, proven once again he's still got titles in him
Devon Petersen won a Modus week as well, good to see from him

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Played a pro tour match on stream and was being weirdly aggressive in his demeanour towards Joycey, me and DFR were fuming!

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Scandalous!TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:20 pmPlayed a pro tour match on stream and was being weirdly aggressive in his demeanour towards Joycey, me and DFR were fuming!
May he get a piece of popcorn stuck in his teeth for days
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