The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

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Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:17 pm

UK Open Team Malt Round up:

Scott Baker lost 6-3 to Andreas Harrrysson round 1. 82 average, won't cut it.

Andy Boulton lost 6-3 round 2 to Matt Dennant. Won a game I guess, but hoped for better

Steve Lennon lost 6-5 to Dom Taylor in Round 2. Actually did alright in this game, quite unlucky.

Mario Vandenbogaerde lost 10-7 to Schindler in Round 4. Decent as he won 2 games, quite happy with that.

Ritchie Edhouse lost 10-6 to Capy in round 4, 88 average. Worrying form.

Martin Lukeman lost 10-5 to Asp in Round 4, wasn't great, but tough draw.

Connor Scutt lost 10-7 to Damon Heta in Round 5, good tournament with 2 wins including a great win v Price

Ryan Searle lost 10-0 to Luke Humphries in Round 5. Embarrassing stuff. Just 1 win.

Willie O'Connor lost 10-8 to Aspinall in Round 6. Good little run, 3 wins and playing very well atm.

Ryan Joyce lost 10-2 to Humphries in Round 6. Brutal, blown away. Least he got 2 wins.

Rob Cross lost 10-6 to Josh Rock in Round 6. 2 wins but disappointing defeat.

Nathan Aspinall lost 10-7 to Josh Rock in the Quarters. Good run for him and he played decent.

Overall it was okay, could've gone worse. Aspinall, O'Connor and Scutt all did me proud
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Mar 03, 2025 9:21 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:17 pm UK Open Team Malt Round up:

Scott Baker lost 6-3 to Andreas Harrrysson round 1. 82 average, won't cut it.

Andy Boulton lost 6-3 round 2 to Matt Dennant. Won a game I guess, but hoped for better

Steve Lennon lost 6-5 to Dom Taylor in Round 2. Actually did alright in this game, quite unlucky.

Mario Vandenbogaerde lost 10-7 to Schindler in Round 4. Decent as he won 2 games, quite happy with that.

Ritchie Edhouse lost 10-6 to Capy in round 4, 88 average. Worrying form.

Martin Lukeman lost 10-5 to Asp in Round 4, wasn't great, but tough draw.

Connor Scutt lost 10-7 to Damon Heta in Round 5, good tournament with 2 wins including a great win v Price

Ryan Searle lost 10-0 to Luke Humphries in Round 5. Embarrassing stuff. Just 1 win.

Willie O'Connor lost 10-8 to Aspinall in Round 6. Good little run, 3 wins and playing very well atm.

Ryan Joyce lost 10-2 to Humphries in Round 6. Brutal, blown away. Least he got 2 wins.

Rob Cross lost 10-6 to Josh Rock in Round 6. 2 wins but disappointing defeat.

Nathan Aspinall lost 10-7 to Josh Rock in the Quarters. Good run for him and he played decent.

Overall it was okay, could've gone worse. Aspinall, O'Connor and Scutt all did me proud
Excellent summary my friend, inspiring me to do likewise
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon Mar 03, 2025 9:24 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Mar 03, 2025 9:21 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:17 pm UK Open Team Malt Round up:

Scott Baker lost 6-3 to Andreas Harrrysson round 1. 82 average, won't cut it.

Andy Boulton lost 6-3 round 2 to Matt Dennant. Won a game I guess, but hoped for better

Steve Lennon lost 6-5 to Dom Taylor in Round 2. Actually did alright in this game, quite unlucky.

Mario Vandenbogaerde lost 10-7 to Schindler in Round 4. Decent as he won 2 games, quite happy with that.

Ritchie Edhouse lost 10-6 to Capy in round 4, 88 average. Worrying form.

Martin Lukeman lost 10-5 to Asp in Round 4, wasn't great, but tough draw.

Connor Scutt lost 10-7 to Damon Heta in Round 5, good tournament with 2 wins including a great win v Price

Ryan Searle lost 10-0 to Luke Humphries in Round 5. Embarrassing stuff. Just 1 win.

Willie O'Connor lost 10-8 to Aspinall in Round 6. Good little run, 3 wins and playing very well atm.

Ryan Joyce lost 10-2 to Humphries in Round 6. Brutal, blown away. Least he got 2 wins.

Rob Cross lost 10-6 to Josh Rock in Round 6. 2 wins but disappointing defeat.

Nathan Aspinall lost 10-7 to Josh Rock in the Quarters. Good run for him and he played decent.

Overall it was okay, could've gone worse. Aspinall, O'Connor and Scutt all did me proud
Excellent summary my friend, inspiring me to do likewise
Thanks mate appreciate the support
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon Mar 17, 2025 2:38 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Feb 20, 2025 12:06 am As Emu and DFR have Putrid Eggs / Villain lists, I thought i'd create my own. Couldn't think of a title, but if anyone has any ideas please let me know

Here's my list of nobheads / people I enjoy seeing lose:

Brian Raman
Kim Huybrechts
Michael Smith
Berry van Peer
Stephen Bunting
Jelle Klaasen
Wessel Nijman
Dirk van Duijvenbode
Keelan Kay
Danny Lauby
Cam Crabtree

Sure there's someone i'm forgetting. I'd probably say it's in order of dislike to mild irritation too.
Wesley Plaisier added after a truly embarrassing defeat to Belly Boy who was playing horrendously
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Mar 17, 2025 7:07 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 2:38 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Feb 20, 2025 12:06 am As Emu and DFR have Putrid Eggs / Villain lists, I thought i'd create my own. Couldn't think of a title, but if anyone has any ideas please let me know

Here's my list of nobheads / people I enjoy seeing lose:

Brian Raman
Kim Huybrechts
Michael Smith
Berry van Peer
Stephen Bunting
Jelle Klaasen
Wessel Nijman
Dirk van Duijvenbode
Keelan Kay
Danny Lauby
Cam Crabtree

Sure there's someone i'm forgetting. I'd probably say it's in order of dislike to mild irritation too.
Wesley Plaisier added after a truly embarrassing defeat to Belly Boy who was playing horrendously
Loving the inclusion of Crabtree

I assume Cabbage is included after his weird needle match vs Our Ryan last year and all round jobberdom?
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon Mar 17, 2025 7:24 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 7:07 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 2:38 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Feb 20, 2025 12:06 am As Emu and DFR have Putrid Eggs / Villain lists, I thought i'd create my own. Couldn't think of a title, but if anyone has any ideas please let me know

Here's my list of nobheads / people I enjoy seeing lose:

Brian Raman
Kim Huybrechts
Michael Smith
Berry van Peer
Stephen Bunting
Jelle Klaasen
Wessel Nijman
Dirk van Duijvenbode
Keelan Kay
Danny Lauby
Cam Crabtree

Sure there's someone i'm forgetting. I'd probably say it's in order of dislike to mild irritation too.
Wesley Plaisier added after a truly embarrassing defeat to Belly Boy who was playing horrendously
Loving the inclusion of Crabtree

I assume Cabbage is included after his weird needle match vs Our Ryan last year and all round jobberdom?
I did put Crabtree at the bottom of the list as he's not that bad but there's something that irks me...

Did forget about Plaisier being weird against Joyce, only added him today due to the violent choke against Belly boy but you've given me more reason to keep him on the list now. Nobody disrespects Our Joyce
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by The Thorn » Mon Mar 17, 2025 8:58 pm

What did Big Wes do to Sex God
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:14 pm

Truly incredible few days for Team Malt with Aspinall winning his first Euro Tour and Joycey making the final, brilliant stuff.


Joyce has a new found confidence and I really hope this becomes more of a regular thing. Aspinall proving a lot of doubters wrong too, this goes a long way towards him avoiding sliding down the rankings, guaranteed in the Slam now too, plus the confidence from this should help him kick on, proven once again he's still got titles in him

Devon Petersen won a Modus week as well, good to see from him
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:20 pm

The Thorn wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 8:58 pm What did Big Wes do to Sex God
Played a pro tour match on stream and was being weirdly aggressive in his demeanour towards Joycey, me and DFR were fuming!
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Post by The Thorn » Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:23 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:20 pm
The Thorn wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 8:58 pm What did Big Wes do to Sex God
Played a pro tour match on stream and was being weirdly aggressive in his demeanour towards Joycey, me and DFR were fuming!
Scandalous!

May he get a piece of popcorn stuck in his teeth for days
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Post by The Thorn » Fri May 09, 2025 11:45 am

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The Thorn wrote: Fri May 09, 2025 11:45 am A fine product

I’ve already ordered one
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TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri May 09, 2025 8:02 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri May 09, 2025 11:45 am A fine product

I’ve already ordered one
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