Dreams about darts

[The Thorn]

Post them here

[The Thorn]

My dream last night

- Barney revealed to the world that he was now with an even younger woman, in her early 20s. No idea on the whereabouts on the current Mrs, Julia.

- Jonny Clayton had underwent a horrifying procedure in which Richie Howson's face was moulded onto his own. Same paler complexion, just Howson-looking.

I was disturbed by both.

[The Thorn]

Last night I dreamt that Barney and me were going to Decathlon, or maybe it was a big Asda, to look at dartboards. He was a seed in an upcoming Euro Tour and had drew Mensur Suljovic or Mickey Mansell. He wanted Suljovic because his record against him is good and Mansell is "very slow".

When we got into the shops, he discovered that he didn't need to turn up to play anymore, as long as you have Dartconnect downloaded on your phone, you could virtually flick your darts into the target.

So Raymond didn't show up and we browsed the dartboards and other products. What he didn't anticipate is that he was shit at flicking and he was currently 4-0 down to Mario Vandenbogaerde (yes that is who he was playing now, it was actually a floor event and Vandenbogaerde alomgside the marker were attending in person). His average was 77.

He started concentrating on his flicking and got the score back to 4-2. However, he started playing shit again, gave up and then I woke up.

[The Thorn]

I also had a weird dream involving a dart player. My dream was nothing to do with darts, my phone got stolen basically and my bank accounts got hacked. It was someone from my school who did it and I was basically trying to chase after him and his gang, later on in the dream I found the gang and Dirk van Duijvenbode was part of the gang that stole my phone

[The Thorn]

It was at the walk on area of an event, after a game and I said "can I get a photo Daryl?" and he turns to me and goes "to you, I'm Superchin, you don't get to call me Daryl". So I told him to fuck off.

Very angry, until a familiar small Welshman comes over, pats my stomach, calls me a "really happy chap" and gets a photo. I look delighted at my phone and it's blurry, smash it on the floor that my photo with Clayton is ruined and then I woke up. Disturbed at my own brain sometimes.

[The Thorn]

I had a dream that Grotbags from Rod Hull and Emu appeared on Bullseye.

[ChrisW]

I had a dream that Grotbags from Rod Hull and Emu appeared on Bullseye.

Disclaimer: This wasn't t real dream. I must have been drowsy while watching youtube.

[Randall]

My Ted hankey 1 is posted here somewhere

[The Thorn]

My Ted hankey 1 is posted here somewhere

This one?

I had a bizarre dream I was on holiday with rogg in Scotland.
We had a lovely time but at the airport on the way back, at check in rogg inexplicably turned into the lady with the dog in the kipper and the corpse and they wouldn't let her on as the dog had been poisoned.
I then got lost, went through the wrong door to some 1930s piano bar where ted hankey dressed as liberace was playing christmas songs.
Was glad to hear the alarm

[Randall]

My Ted hankey 1 is posted here somewhere

This one?

I had a bizarre dream I was on holiday with rogg in Scotland.
We had a lovely time but at the airport on the way back, at check in rogg inexplicably turned into the lady with the dog in the kipper and the corpse and they wouldn't let her on as the dog had been poisoned.
I then got lost, went through the wrong door to some 1930s piano bar where ted hankey dressed as liberace was playing christmas songs.
Was glad to hear the alarm

That's the one

[Rogg]

My Ted hankey 1 is posted here somewhere

This one?

I had a bizarre dream I was on holiday with rogg in Scotland.
We had a lovely time but at the airport on the way back, at check in rogg inexplicably turned into the lady with the dog in the kipper and the corpse and they wouldn't let her on as the dog had been poisoned.
I then got lost, went through the wrong door to some 1930s piano bar where ted hankey dressed as liberace was playing christmas songs.
Was glad to hear the alarm

That's the one

I'm glad we had a lovely time in Scotland.

[Rogg]

I had a dream last night that there was darts and there was a new MC. It was Phil Jones. I was trying to convince people that no he died but no-one would believe me. I was shouting in the end.

[shenmue]

I had a Netflix boardroom dream where i was trying to get a documentary made that was about the life of darting jobbers, it would follow them on the tour for a year it would simply be called jobbers. Felt so real.

[Randall]

My Ted hankey 1 is posted here somewhere

This one?

I had a bizarre dream I was on holiday with rogg in Scotland.
We had a lovely time but at the airport on the way back, at check in rogg inexplicably turned into the lady with the dog in the kipper and the corpse and they wouldn't let her on as the dog had been poisoned.
I then got lost, went through the wrong door to some 1930s piano bar where ted hankey dressed as liberace was playing christmas songs.
Was glad to hear the alarm

That's the one

I'm glad we had a lovely time in Scotland.

I enjoyed it

[ChrisW]

I would ask for an exorcism if Hankey appeared in my dreams.

[shenmue]

A truly Vile cunt I agree

[The Thorn]

Does anyone have a dream diary?

[DeepFriedRat]

Does anyone have a dream diary?

I do not

But unfortunately it seems like this thread is it with my contributions ffs Completely forgot about the Howson one

[The Thorn]

It's not much but Malt and I were on the same bus last night, then we met in a bakery.